My Cat Hates Carol Channing

Posted: 7/16/05 at 8:30pm

My cat usually ignores TV/Radio/CDS, but Sirius just played "Diamonds are a Girls Best Friend" and the cat went ballistic. When Carol hit those notes, he cocked his head as if he didn't believe his ears, then started shaking his head the way he does when something drips on him. He kept sniffing the speaker and looking behind it, as if he were trying to find the woman in such awful pain. Finally he picked up his favorite Fish Toy and took it away from the speaker, back to the dining room. When Carol was done, he came trotting back.

Angela Lansbury is singing "Small World" now and he is purring with contentment.

[Rathnait62]

Posted: 7/16/05 at 8:34pm

Joe, I love you and I love your cat. Not necessarily in that order.

[Dollypop]

Posted: 7/16/05 at 8:51pm

Joe, there's something wrong with your cat.

Updated On: 7/16/05 at 08:51 PM

[Glebb]

Posted: 7/16/05 at 9:51pm

LOL! Beaver, you're hysterical!

Play The Hottentot Song, stand back and see what humans do!

[cturtle]

Posted: 7/16/05 at 10:21pm

yes, i can't wait to hear about the cat's reaction to ...

(really high) little jazz!

(really low) BABY THAT'S ME!

[Dollypop]

Posted: 7/16/05 at 10:46pm

You people (and your cats) are being just plain mean!

Carol Channing is a goddess and you know it!

[PalJoey]

Posted: 7/16/05 at 11:03pm

DIAMONDS!!!!

DIAMONDS!!!!

I DON'T MEAN RHI-I-I-I--I-INESTONES!!!!

Carol Channing, Cat Killer.

[Glebb]

Posted: 7/16/05 at 11:05pm

LOL! I would kill to see her dancing to the Rap of Hello Dolly right now.

[Dollypop]

Posted: 7/16/05 at 11:11pm

I would kill to see someone slap your face right now!

[Glebb]

Posted: 7/16/05 at 11:14pm

My but you are nasty.

I thought it was adorable.

[Dollypop]

Posted: 7/16/05 at 11:21pm

You think it's adorable to get your face slapped? You're sick.

[MTVMANN]

Posted: 7/16/05 at 11:22pm

Now you have a good punishment for him!

[Dollypop]

Posted: 7/16/05 at 11:25pm

I'm prepared to duel to death to protect the reputation of Carol Channing. Don't push me fellas or we'll all be on the front page of the New York Post.

I'm serious.

[Broadway_Bound_Star]

Posted: 7/16/05 at 11:31pm

Wow Dollypop, you are taking it wayyy to seriously... thats kinda scary.


And the cat thing is really funny.

[PalJoey]

Posted: 7/17/05 at 12:31am

Corn? When did you feed your cat corn?

[Link Larkin Wanabe]

Posted: 7/17/05 at 1:32am

Thats okay,

Carol Channing hates my cat.

Akiva

[TheatreDiva90016]

Posted: 7/17/05 at 4:16am

I just wanted her to get my name right when we met.

CC, "And what is your name dear?"

Me, "I go bt the name Diva."

CC, "Well, it's very nice to meet you Eva."

Me, "Ummm, that's DIVA."

CC, Yes, Eva, it's very nice to meet you."

Then I yelled "RAAAAAAASSSBERRIES"



**Edit** Darn pic won't work, it's in my fan photos

Updated On: 7/17/05 at 04:16 AM

[Dollypop]

Posted: 7/17/05 at 8:37am

We're talking about a lady's honor, here! Not just any lady, but the Queen of American Musical Comedy.

Let's stop this stupidity before someone gets hurt.

[The8re phan]

Posted: 7/17/05 at 11:58am

it's only fair...... I'm sure Miss Channing hated "Cats"

Updated On: 7/17/05 at 11:58 AM

[Rathnait62]

Posted: 7/17/05 at 12:03pm

It would be quite unfair of Ms. Channing to blame actual cats for CATS. That was purely the folly of humans.

[TheatreDiva90016]

Posted: 7/17/05 at 12:54pm

Meow!

I was being nice, but honest. I did get a picture with her.

Posted: 7/17/05 at 3:03pm

Exactly Rath- I wouldn't blame cats for being deeply offened by "Cats." When my cat produces a horribly stinky turd he buries it discreetly; If only Andrew Lloyd Webber had such sense!

[Elphaba]

Posted: 7/17/05 at 3:09pm

I just can't stop laughing long enough to respond to this.......

[The8re phan]

Posted: 7/17/05 at 3:42pm

now that's a perfect analogy Joe!

[Glebb]

Posted: 8/10/06 at 10:04pm

OMG!
I just listened to 'The Hottentot Song' again (thanks AndyHardy!)
It's hysterical.