My Cat Hates Carol Channing
My Cat Hates Carol Channing
Unknown User
Joined: 12/31/69
#0My Cat Hates Carol Channing
Posted: 7/16/05 at 8:30pm
My cat usually ignores TV/Radio/CDS, but Sirius just played "Diamonds are a Girls Best Friend" and the cat went ballistic. When Carol hit those notes, he cocked his head as if he didn't believe his ears, then started shaking his head the way he does when something drips on him. He kept sniffing the speaker and looking behind it, as if he were trying to find the woman in such awful pain. Finally he picked up his favorite Fish Toy and took it away from the speaker, back to the dining room. When Carol was done, he came trotting back.
Angela Lansbury is singing "Small World" now and he is purring with contentment.
#1re: My Cat Hates Carol Channing
Posted: 7/16/05 at 8:34pmJoe, I love you and I love your cat. Not necessarily in that order.
Dollypop
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/15/03
#2re: My Cat Hates Carol Channing
Posted: 7/16/05 at 8:51pm
Joe, there's something wrong with your cat.
#3re: My Cat Hates Carol Channing
Posted: 7/16/05 at 9:51pm
LOL! Beaver, you're hysterical!
Play The Hottentot Song, stand back and see what humans do!
#4re: My Cat Hates Carol Channing
Posted: 7/16/05 at 10:21pm
yes, i can't wait to hear about the cat's reaction to ...
(really high) little jazz!
(really low) BABY THAT'S ME!
Dollypop
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/15/03
#5re: My Cat Hates Carol Channing
Posted: 7/16/05 at 10:46pm
You people (and your cats) are being just plain mean!
Carol Channing is a goddess and you know it!
#6re: My Cat Hates Carol Channing
Posted: 7/16/05 at 11:03pm
DIAMONDS!!!!
DIAMONDS!!!!
I DON'T MEAN RHI-I-I-I--I-INESTONES!!!!
Carol Channing, Cat Killer.
#7re: My Cat Hates Carol Channing
Posted: 7/16/05 at 11:05pmLOL! I would kill to see her dancing to the Rap of Hello Dolly right now.
Dollypop
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/15/03
#8re: My Cat Hates Carol Channing
Posted: 7/16/05 at 11:11pmI would kill to see someone slap your face right now!
#9re: My Cat Hates Carol Channing
Posted: 7/16/05 at 11:14pm
My but you are nasty.
I thought it was adorable.
Dollypop
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/15/03
#10re: My Cat Hates Carol Channing
Posted: 7/16/05 at 11:21pmYou think it's adorable to get your face slapped? You're sick.
#11re: My Cat Hates Carol Channing
Posted: 7/16/05 at 11:22pmNow you have a good punishment for him!
Dollypop
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/15/03
#12re: My Cat Hates Carol Channing
Posted: 7/16/05 at 11:25pm
I'm prepared to duel to death to protect the reputation of Carol Channing. Don't push me fellas or we'll all be on the front page of the New York Post.
I'm serious.
#13re: My Cat Hates Carol Channing
Posted: 7/16/05 at 11:31pm
Wow Dollypop, you are taking it wayyy to seriously... thats kinda scary.
And the cat thing is really funny.
#14re: My Cat Hates Carol Channing
Posted: 7/17/05 at 12:31amCorn? When did you feed your cat corn?
Link Larkin Wanabe
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/1/04
#15re: My Cat Hates Carol Channing
Posted: 7/17/05 at 1:32am
Thats okay,
Carol Channing hates my cat.
Akiva
TheatreDiva90016
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/10/04
#16re: My Cat Hates Carol Channing
Posted: 7/17/05 at 4:16am
I just wanted her to get my name right when we met.
CC, "And what is your name dear?"
Me, "I go bt the name Diva."
CC, "Well, it's very nice to meet you Eva."
Me, "Ummm, that's DIVA."
CC, Yes, Eva, it's very nice to meet you."
Then I yelled "RAAAAAAASSSBERRIES"
**Edit** Darn pic won't work, it's in my fan photos
Dollypop
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/15/03
#17re: My Cat Hates Carol Channing
Posted: 7/17/05 at 8:37am
We're talking about a lady's honor, here! Not just any lady, but the Queen of American Musical Comedy.
Let's stop this stupidity before someone gets hurt.
#18re: My Cat Hates Carol Channing
Posted: 7/17/05 at 11:58am
it's only fair...... I'm sure Miss Channing hated "Cats"
#19re: My Cat Hates Carol Channing
Posted: 7/17/05 at 12:03pmIt would be quite unfair of Ms. Channing to blame actual cats for CATS. That was purely the folly of humans.
TheatreDiva90016
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/10/04
#20re: My Cat Hates Carol Channing
Posted: 7/17/05 at 12:54pm
Meow!
I was being nice, but honest. I did get a picture with her.
Unknown User
Joined: 12/31/69
#21re: My Cat Hates Carol Channing
Posted: 7/17/05 at 3:03pmExactly Rath- I wouldn't blame cats for being deeply offened by "Cats." When my cat produces a horribly stinky turd he buries it discreetly; If only Andrew Lloyd Webber had such sense!
#22re: My Cat Hates Carol Channing
Posted: 7/17/05 at 3:09pm
I just can't stop laughing long enough to respond to this.......
#23re: My Cat Hates Carol Channing
Posted: 7/17/05 at 3:42pmnow that's a perfect analogy Joe!
#24re: My Cat Hates Carol Channing
Posted: 8/10/06 at 10:04pm
OMG!
I just listened to 'The Hottentot Song' again (thanks AndyHardy!)
It's hysterical.
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