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#1

My Cat Hates Carol Channing

Posted: 7/16/05 at 8:30pm

My cat usually ignores TV/Radio/CDS, but Sirius just played "Diamonds are a Girls Best Friend" and the cat went ballistic. When Carol hit those notes, he cocked his head as if he didn't believe his ears, then started shaking his head the way he does when something drips on him. He kept sniffing the speaker and looking behind it, as if he were trying to find the woman in such awful pain. Finally he picked up his favorite Fish Toy and took it away from the speaker, back to the dining room. When Carol was done, he came trotting back.

Angela Lansbury is singing "Small World" now and he is purring with contentment.
#2

re: My Cat Hates Carol Channing

Posted: 7/16/05 at 8:34pm

Joe, I love you and I love your cat. Not necessarily in that order.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#3

re: My Cat Hates Carol Channing

Posted: 7/16/05 at 8:51pm

Joe, there's something wrong with your cat.
"Long live God!" (GODSPELL)

Updated On: 7/16/05 at 08:51 PM

#4

re: My Cat Hates Carol Channing

Posted: 7/16/05 at 9:51pm

LOL! Beaver, you're hysterical!

Play The Hottentot Song, stand back and see what humans do!
" ...the happiness in the tune convinces me that I'm not afraid."
#5

re: My Cat Hates Carol Channing

Posted: 7/16/05 at 10:21pm

yes, i can't wait to hear about the cat's reaction to ...

(really high) little jazz!

(really low) BABY THAT'S ME!
RIP glebby <3
#6

re: My Cat Hates Carol Channing

Posted: 7/16/05 at 10:46pm

You people (and your cats) are being just plain mean!

Carol Channing is a goddess and you know it!
"Long live God!" (GODSPELL)
#7

re: My Cat Hates Carol Channing

Posted: 7/16/05 at 11:03pm

DIAMONDS!!!!

DIAMONDS!!!!

I DON'T MEAN RHI-I-I-I--I-INESTONES!!!!

Carol Channing, Cat Killer.
#8

re: My Cat Hates Carol Channing

Posted: 7/16/05 at 11:05pm

LOL! I would kill to see her dancing to the Rap of Hello Dolly right now.
" ...the happiness in the tune convinces me that I'm not afraid."
#9

re: My Cat Hates Carol Channing

Posted: 7/16/05 at 11:11pm

I would kill to see someone slap your face right now!
"Long live God!" (GODSPELL)
#10

re: My Cat Hates Carol Channing

Posted: 7/16/05 at 11:14pm

My but you are nasty.

I thought it was adorable.
" ...the happiness in the tune convinces me that I'm not afraid."
#11

re: My Cat Hates Carol Channing

Posted: 7/16/05 at 11:21pm

You think it's adorable to get your face slapped? You're sick.
"Long live God!" (GODSPELL)
#13

re: My Cat Hates Carol Channing

Posted: 7/16/05 at 11:25pm

I'm prepared to duel to death to protect the reputation of Carol Channing. Don't push me fellas or we'll all be on the front page of the New York Post.

I'm serious.
"Long live God!" (GODSPELL)
#14

re: My Cat Hates Carol Channing

Posted: 7/16/05 at 11:31pm

Wow Dollypop, you are taking it wayyy to seriously... thats kinda scary.


And the cat thing is really funny.
#16

re: My Cat Hates Carol Channing

Posted: 7/17/05 at 1:32am

Thats okay,

Carol Channing hates my cat.

Akiva
#17

re: My Cat Hates Carol Channing

Posted: 7/17/05 at 4:16am

I just wanted her to get my name right when we met.

CC, "And what is your name dear?"

Me, "I go bt the name Diva."

CC, "Well, it's very nice to meet you Eva."

Me, "Ummm, that's DIVA."

CC, Yes, Eva, it's very nice to meet you."

Then I yelled "RAAAAAAASSSBERRIES"



**Edit** Darn pic won't work, it's in my fan photos


"TheatreDiva90016 - another good reason to frequent these boards less."<<>> “I hesitate to give this line of discussion the validation it so desperately craves by perpetuating it, but the light from logic is getting further and further away with your every successive post.” <<>> -whatever2

Updated On: 7/17/05 at 04:16 AM

#18

re: My Cat Hates Carol Channing

Posted: 7/17/05 at 8:37am

We're talking about a lady's honor, here! Not just any lady, but the Queen of American Musical Comedy.

Let's stop this stupidity before someone gets hurt.
"Long live God!" (GODSPELL)
#19

re: My Cat Hates Carol Channing

Posted: 7/17/05 at 11:58am

it's only fair...... I'm sure Miss Channing hated "Cats"
Slotted spoons don't hold much soup

Updated On: 7/17/05 at 11:58 AM

#20

re: My Cat Hates Carol Channing

Posted: 7/17/05 at 12:03pm

It would be quite unfair of Ms. Channing to blame actual cats for CATS. That was purely the folly of humans.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#21

re: My Cat Hates Carol Channing

Posted: 7/17/05 at 12:54pm

Meow!

I was being nice, but honest. I did get a picture with her.
"TheatreDiva90016 - another good reason to frequent these boards less."<<>> “I hesitate to give this line of discussion the validation it so desperately craves by perpetuating it, but the light from logic is getting further and further away with your every successive post.” <<>> -whatever2
#22

re: My Cat Hates Carol Channing

Posted: 7/17/05 at 3:03pm

Exactly Rath- I wouldn't blame cats for being deeply offened by "Cats." When my cat produces a horribly stinky turd he buries it discreetly; If only Andrew Lloyd Webber had such sense!
#23

re: My Cat Hates Carol Channing

Posted: 7/17/05 at 3:09pm

I just can't stop laughing long enough to respond to this.......

It is ridiculous to set a detective story in New York City. New York City is itself a detective story... AGATHA CHRISTIE, Life magazine, May 14, 1956
#25

re: My Cat Hates Carol Channing

Posted: 8/10/06 at 10:04pm

OMG!
I just listened to 'The Hottentot Song' again (thanks AndyHardy!)
It's hysterical.
" ...the happiness in the tune convinces me that I'm not afraid."

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