My Dracula Review: Preview #13- Page 8

[Rathnait62]

Posted: 8/13/04 at 1:46pm

whose carel chaning

[Dollypop]

Posted: 8/13/04 at 3:01pm

Charol Canning is this actress my uncle is crazy about. Hes got her pitures all over the house and a shrine to her in his bedroom. He seen her in HELLO DOLLY about 100 times and listens to her music all day long. I mean, gimme a break!

He even has a Charol Canning doll!!!!!

[Rathnait62]

Posted: 8/13/04 at 4:17pm

so hello dolly is about a doll? don't noe it. is it a play?

[EddieVarley]

Posted: 8/13/04 at 4:52pm

DUDES!

I just got some Dracula dish, the gang over at TomHewittRocksMySocksSoFinMuchItsKraze4Eva.com said he was sick of wearing the fangs, so instead of having him get all upset they are changing the Dracula theme and making the title character into Rip Taylor, I am sooooooo excited to see Tom play the role now, I luv confetti and toupee's!

YAHHHHH, (No Mom I'n NOT online again)..Sorry I gotta dash, RIP TAYLOR ROCKSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!

[The Grovers Corners Yenta]

Posted: 8/13/04 at 5:16pm

Caldwell, you tell your uncle that I saw a movie with Carol Channing last week from 1950 called The Traveling Saleslady on TCM. That was 54 years ago!! She sold lingerie and was modeling girdles and fancy corsets and singing. She was very young then.Caldwell, when I was a teenager { in the last century} Uncle Dollypop took a bunch us to NYC to see Carol Channing in a musical called Lorelei. It was a version of Gentleman Prefer Blondes. She sang a song in it called Diamonds Are A Girl's Best Friend. After the show, he took us to meet Carol Channing. His eyes nearly popped out of his head! She gave me a fake diamond ring because of the song she sang.

[Rathnait62]

Posted: 8/13/04 at 5:16pm

rip who? oh wait I know!!! isn't he like the first gay guy on tv or something?

[Dollypop]

Posted: 8/13/04 at 6:37pm

I know what RIP means: it means REST IN PIECE!

Now its stupid for DRACULA to have confestti and stuff. He should just have losts of blood and fangs. Geeze! Does this mean that Rip Torn is taking over the part of Count Chockula? Sounds dumb.

Now, what's this about Charol Canning doing a show about gentleman preferring venetian blinds? What did they think the'd prefer? Shutters?

Yuppers! I hear that "daimonds Are a Grils' Best Friend" song around here all the time. The frist time I heard it was on QVC when Joan Rivers was singing about her jewlery collection. I think she made it sound like "Diamonique is a Grils' Best Friend" though.

~Caldwell~

Updated On: 8/13/04 at 06:37 PM

[Rathnait62]

Posted: 8/13/04 at 8:49pm

oh wow - imagine if idina desined joolry and sold it on tv!!!!! i'd make my mom by it ALL for me! LOL!

[Dollypop]

Posted: 8/13/04 at 9:22pm

Why don't WE design jewlery and sell it on QVC?? Ya know, it could be designed to look like stuff from Broadway shows. Ya know, like ear rings that look like drops of blood--that would remind people of DRACULA. Then we could have ear rings that look like bubbles--that would make people think of WICKED. Then we could have necklaces that look like walkers and people wouold immediately think of THE PRODUCERS. Then we could have ear rings that look like chandaleers and people would know they were from POTO. Then we could have litle Audrey 2's set in plastic and people could wear them on there arms or something and people would think of LSH. Then we could make necklaces with little guns on them and people would know you'd seen CHICAGO. Then we could make braclets with little frogs on them and peopel would know you like Nathan Lane.

I know people all over America would want these things and maybe even cherish them. When we make about a million dollars from all this stuff we could start producting ouor own show! This is an amazing idea!

Does anyone know QVC's phone number?

~Caldwell~

[Rathnait62]

Posted: 8/13/04 at 9:30pm

Yeah!!! And little bullet earrings for Lez Mis!! and little rulers for Bare!!and tap shoe necklaces for TMM!! omg the posibylities are endles!!!!

[Dollypop]

Posted: 8/13/04 at 9:33pm

I think typewriters or elevators woould be gooder for MILLIE, if you recieve my meaning!

[Rathnait62]

Posted: 8/13/04 at 9:54pm

ya your prolly right. did you no that kristin was in a show a really long time ago called steel pier? it was about the diving horses from the 1950s or something. so we could have little horse necklaces for that one, in case peeple remember that one at all.

[Dollypop]

Posted: 8/13/04 at 9:57pm

That's a great idea! And then you know what? We could make neclaces out of raisins for people who seen RAISIN IN THE SUNBURN.

[Rathnait62]

Posted: 8/13/04 at 10:00pm

ya and we could have tiny coffin earrings for rent. that wuld be like a nice tribute.

[Dollypop]

Posted: 8/14/04 at 8:02am

Ya know what else? We could have these neclaces with little drops of real water in them. That's for the people who seen TITANIC. Then we could have wristwatches with the piramids of Egypt for those people who cant see ADIA because its closing. Right?

Then we could have these pendants that look like tiny rolls of toilet paper for everyone who seen YOUR-IN-TOWN. And then we culd make neclaes with lots of fish on them for WONNERFUL TOWN.

Oh boy, well make so much money on this that well be able to present our production of a show in no time! Itll be amazing!

~Caldwell~

[Rathnait62]

Posted: 8/14/04 at 11:52am

charm braclets for beuty and the beast with all the kitchin yutensils!

[Dollypop]

Posted: 8/14/04 at 12:21pm

Rember those tufts of grass that danced in THE LION KING? Woouldnt it be amazing if we could make hats that looked just like them? I'm sure women would buy them like crazy!

Im also thinking designer crutches might be nice for peeple who seen CAT ON A HOT TIN ROOF. Im sure everyone would want a pare.

Were gonna make so much money well be able to produce an exellent production of our show. Right?

~Caldwell~

Updated On: 8/14/04 at 12:21 PM

[Rathnait62]

Posted: 8/14/04 at 12:24pm

OMG TOTALLY!! and gues whut - i'm the best singer in my WHOLE TOWN! everone sez so!!! so u no u want me in ur sho!! LOL!! serusly tho!! i'm gonna be such a big star. the next kristin!!

[Dollypop]

Posted: 8/14/04 at 12:38pm

Ill write the skript! Im gettin to be a good writer. Mr Timmy toll me so.

No we gotta think of a good story for our production of a show. Any ideas?

[Rathnait62]

Posted: 8/14/04 at 12:43pm

i wuz thinkin about a show about a witch who refuses to pay her rent. i'll be the witch and you can be the landlord.

[Dollypop]

Posted: 8/14/04 at 12:54pm

that's a good idea but maybe i could write a musical based on the book THE PIGMAN. Its an amazing story!!!!!! And you'd make a great Lorraine. Are you fat enuf for it?

[Rathnait62]

Posted: 8/14/04 at 12:55pm

YES I AM. and if i need to puton a few more, no prob!! i'm even better at that than hitting high notes!! my dad says i shuld be an opera singer...

[Dollypop]

Posted: 8/14/04 at 5:17pm

That's great! I'm glad to know yur fat and are willing to put on more weight for the roll. Now we have to find someone to play yur mother. Betty Buckley is good at mother roles. How about her? (Maybe we can get her to design some joolery too!)

[Rathnait62]

Posted: 8/14/04 at 5:19pm

i don't know - i hurd she's not very nice.

how about bernadette? she'll prolly wanna do it once she hears us sing!!!

[Dollypop]

Posted: 8/14/04 at 5:28pm

Bernadette is kewek, but can she EMOTE? I am gonna write very emoting music, so she's gotta be good in that dept.