My Dracula Review: Preview #13- Page 7

[EddieVarley]

Posted: 8/9/04 at 10:15am

WE culd all do a big cabaret show, and sing the muzix of Dracula!

[Rathnait62]

Posted: 8/9/04 at 10:17am

ANd wckied!!

[EddieVarley]

Posted: 8/9/04 at 10:25am

My uncle who just got home from what my Mom calls a "13 year spell doin' some time for a stupid mistake", said he'd love to direct us!

[Rathnait62]

Posted: 8/9/04 at 10:28am

omg AWWSOME!!!!! ok so we totally have to invite all the producrs and stuff. then we'll have jobs rite awway!!!!! i KNEW it wud all werk out!!!!

[EddieVarley]

Posted: 8/9/04 at 11:00am

I hope thgey wurk out everE thing for Dracula, cause it so ROCKS!

I heard the bat puppet they added in act too does the funniest rap!

[Rathnait62]

Posted: 8/9/04 at 11:07am

i'm ackshully taking puppetter cl;asses right now in case i get an audition for Q! so now i know there's a part in dracula to!!! that is SOOOOO KEWL!!!

[Dollypop]

Posted: 8/9/04 at 4:48pm

Wells, I got back from summer skool and got into a big fight on the way home. It all had to do with who stole Bryce Flatbottom's construction paper. It wasn't me and I didn't get too messed up.

Guess what? Mr. Timmy LOVED me re-writ report on venetian blinds! The minuet he looked at it he was impressed and he sayed that it was a terrific idea to start off with a paragraph describing how the venetian blinds look, feel and smell!!!! He gave me a 99 on it because I out a coma where a semi-cpolon shoould've been. I don't care! It's the best grade Ive ever had in English!!! Mr. Timmy told us there's gonna be an essay on the final exam, so I think I'll write about whose better: Kristin of Idina. That should get a high grade, whaddaya think?

I also got to meet Tim Timmy Two. The kid's a dork! Yup, he's nearsighted and has his glasses taped over his nose. How stereohonic! Most of the class he sat in the corner and drooled on his shirt. I hate when kids do that! It looked like he was breastfeeding himself. He also ate a crayon. I really think he's the one who stole Bryce's constriction paper.

So tell me, how do we get to audition for Avnue Q? Im very good with marionetts.

[The Grovers Corners Yenta]

Posted: 8/9/04 at 8:03pm

Caldwell, I am so happy to hear that you got a 99 on your paper about Venetian Blinds. See what happens when you really apply yourself ? I am just so proud of you! You want to know where Avenue Q is?? It is in Brooklyn between Ave P and Ave R. I know this because my Mom grew up on Ave Q. But she is not a homo sapien or anything. My grandmother who was also born and raised in Brooklyn said she didn't like riding the subways there because they had giraffee written on the cars. Keep up the good work on your English papers and maybe Mr. Timmy will be so proud of you that they can cut down on his medication.

[Dollypop]

Posted: 8/9/04 at 10:25pm

Oh thanks Yenta! I'm really proud of myself. I'm glad I had someone to share the good news with.

You see, when I got home from summer skool, I was so exited...I mean way exited...and I wanted to show my mother my report. For the frist time in my life I was proud of something I did. Well, I knew there were problems the minute I walked into the duplex. I saw that the martini pichur was out. Then I heard Mom on the phone. She was talking to another one of her "Theater pals". I dont know who it was, but they were talking of how this person bombed out big time in a place called The Crystal Room. Mom started cryin like crazy. What really bothered me was that she could cry for one of her friends but she couldnt take a minute to look at the work I'd done and gotten such a good grade on.

When dad got home he told me that he was leaving mom. He said she was nothing more than a fake and a social climmer and was more concerned with her "theater pals" that she didn't appreciate what she had right under her nose. He packed up his bags and movced in with Corine.

I'm kindda bummed out and definately un-LOL. I dont wanna see DRACULA this weekend. Ill save my blood for some other time.

~Caldwell~

Updated On: 8/9/04 at 10:25 PM

[Dollypop]

Posted: 8/10/04 at 4:46pm

My dad sayed I dint have to go to summer skool today. Instead, he took me out to lunch. We decided that I'd move in with Uncle Dollypop and my bratty younger brother would move in with dad and Corine. The reason is because my brother likes iguanas and I dont. Dad says I have to take my final exam for summer skool though.

I think this ill be okay for a while. I jus hope I can stand all that Charol Canning music. Pleeze pray that my ears dont star to bleed!

~Caldwell~

Updated On: 8/10/04 at 04:46 PM

[Dollypop]

Posted: 8/11/04 at 3:41pm

Sos, Mr. Timmy let me take my final exam today and I think I aced it. Most of it was an essay, and like I sayed before, I writ about who's better: Idina or KRoistin. I Rembered all about using the five senses, so I started off describinbg how Idina must smell after she's finished a perf of WICKED. I mean, after being under the lights for all that time and wearing ablack dress, she must smell pretty rancid. That's how I started it. I also writ about the time i tryed to feel her up when she was outside the stage door signeing autographs. She smacked me, you know.

tHAT'S WHY i THINK kRISTIN IS BETTER THAN iDINA.

~Caldwell~

Updated On: 8/11/04 at 03:41 PM

[Broadwaylady]

Posted: 8/11/04 at 4:39pm

Namo and DP you are riots. My stomach hurts from laughting and that is no small feat. I came on this thread long after it started. What is with the blank messages from PB. Ent>

I can't donate blood because I don't have any. Seeing show on Oct 3rd. Whose neck can I bite?

Updated On: 8/11/04 at 04:39 PM

[Rathnait62]

Posted: 8/11/04 at 4:52pm

when i felt kristin up at the stage dorr, she giggled and took me to her dressing room. that was a fun day. she's TOTALLY better than idina.

[Dollypop]

Posted: 8/11/04 at 6:06pm

You felt up Kristen? That's absolutely AMAZING!!!!!!

Do you think that the blank messages mean too many martinis?

~Caldwell~

Updated On: 8/11/04 at 06:06 PM

[Dollypop]

Posted: 8/12/04 at 11:39am

I'm now here on Long Island at least until skool starts in septober. Befroe I left the city last night, Mr Timmy called my mother and toll her that I did "acceptible" on the final exam and would pass my summer skool classes. Mom was annoyed because she was on the phone with one of her "theater pals" and she didnt like getting interrupted. She was talking about this guy's most recent tour in JESUS CHRIST SUPERSTAR and she felt that was more important than talking to someone named Mr. Timmy. She had a martini class in her hand, so you know what that means!

I'm glad I didnt wake up to any martini glasses on Long Island. Uncle Dollypop is a bit weird, though. He says the frist thing I have to do every morning is go out and pick the ripe tomatoes. Hes got about 800 tomatoe plants growing in his backyard. OMG! These Italians are crazy about tomatoes. I think the tomatoe is the national flower of italy!

Anyhows, were going to the beach today.

TTYL!!!!!

~Caldwell~

[The Grovers Corners Yenta]

Posted: 8/12/04 at 2:39pm

Hi Caldwell. Glad to hear you passed summer school. Now you can fool around for the rest of the summer with Uncle Dollypop and his tomatoes. Yes, he is very weird but don't knock him. When I visit my brother in California he makes me pick lemons from his tree. He also has oranges trees, figs and pomegranates. He calls me his migrant worker. They sure are regular in that house with all that fruit especially the figs. That's good because my brother is full of it! BTW, Calwell, since you like the theater so muuch have you ever thought of writing reviews for you school paper. Think of all the actors you could meet { and feel them up}

[Broadwaylady]

Posted: 8/12/04 at 3:59pm

Does Uncle Dollypop, cook, mash and jar the tomatoes like me mudder?

[Dollypop]

Posted: 8/12/04 at 9:29pm

BroadwayLady, I axed my uncle about the tomatoes and he said "if we have enough, we'll put up a few cases". Sounds like work.

One thing I have to say, I really LIKE the smell of the tomatoe plants. I don't know, they just smell soooo good. I guess its because we never had them growing in the duplex. I also like the smell of my uncle's basil. He made a special dessert tonight called "pancotti" (I think thats the way its spelled) and it was heavy cream, gelatin, vanilla beans and chopped basil. It was better'n ice cream.

I din't enjoy the beach today because I got stung by a jellyfish.

~Caldwell~

Updated On: 8/12/04 at 09:29 PM

[The Grovers Corners Yenta]

Posted: 8/12/04 at 10:42pm

Caldwell, I love tomatoes! Especially fresh picked ones. my favorite salad is tomato, basil and mozzarella with some extra virgin olive oil. I also make a mean Pasta Puttanesca with fresh tomatoes. For a Jewish girl, I can really cook Italian. However, I do draw the line at Gefilte fish parmigiana.

[Rathnait62]

Posted: 8/12/04 at 10:49pm

d0llypop learn all you can about putting up tomatoes becuz you ken get a job in nyc!! how many people know how to do that, really? you'll be in demand and can help fund our show!! oh man i'm so excited cuz its all coming together. my mom sez if i want to move tonew york then i deserve what i get!! isn't that nice? I do apreshiate her support.

[Dollypop]

Posted: 8/13/04 at 8:37am

Yenta,

I ruv that kind of salad! My uncle made it for me last weekend. But he says you have to get that REAL mozzarella, bit that packaged stuff from the supermarket. He also put pepper on it that he ground right at the table. AWESOME!

I'll really pay attention when we can the tomatoes. Maybe I can make a career out of canning. Then we can produce shows and feel up the stars at cast parties!!! LOL!!!!

~Caldwell~

[The Grovers Corners Yenta]

Posted: 8/13/04 at 9:52am

Caldwell, you know spending time with Uncle DP seems to working very well for you. I am happy for you. Tell your uncle that when I make Tomato Basil Mozzarella salad I only use Bufala Mozzarella. I dont like that plastic shredded stuff. Also, fresh basil is the only way to go. In fact, I am off to the Farmer's Market in Hartford to buy the ingredients. I also make Gazpacho from fresh ingredients.

[Dollypop]

Posted: 8/13/04 at 12:12pm

The bad thing about staying with my uncle is that he makes me tuck my shirt in and won't let me listen to ALW or Frank Wildhorn music. He says there both "tainted by the devil"

~Caldwell~

Updated On: 8/13/04 at 12:12 PM

[Rathnait62]

Posted: 8/13/04 at 12:14pm

yeah but you can liestn to steven shwartz right????????

[Dollypop]

Posted: 8/13/04 at 12:20pm

Steven Shwartz is kewel!!! I can listen to him whenever my uncle isn't playing his Charol Canning music. Do you know she made a country/western album??? I tell you my ears are bleeding!!!!!!!!!

~Caldwell~

Updated On: 8/13/04 at 12:20 PM