#151
Posted: 8/9/04 at 10:15am
WE culd all do a big cabaret show, and sing the muzix of Dracula!
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#152
Posted: 8/9/04 at 10:17am
ANd wckied!!
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#153
Posted: 8/9/04 at 10:25am
My uncle who just got home from what my Mom calls a "13 year spell doin' some time for a stupid mistake", said he'd love to direct us!
#154
Posted: 8/9/04 at 10:28am
omg AWWSOME!!!!! ok so we totally have to invite all the producrs and stuff. then we'll have jobs rite awway!!!!! i KNEW it wud all werk out!!!!
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#155
Posted: 8/9/04 at 11:00am
I hope thgey wurk out everE thing for Dracula, cause it so ROCKS!
I heard the bat puppet they added in act too does the funniest rap!
I heard the bat puppet they added in act too does the funniest rap!
#156
Posted: 8/9/04 at 11:07am
i'm ackshully taking puppetter cl;asses right now in case i get an audition for Q! so now i know there's a part in dracula to!!! that is SOOOOO KEWL!!!
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#157
Posted: 8/9/04 at 4:48pm
Wells, I got back from summer skool and got into a big fight on the way home. It all had to do with who stole Bryce Flatbottom's construction paper. It wasn't me and I didn't get too messed up.
Guess what? Mr. Timmy LOVED me re-writ report on venetian blinds! The minuet he looked at it he was impressed and he sayed that it was a terrific idea to start off with a paragraph describing how the venetian blinds look, feel and smell!!!! He gave me a 99 on it because I out a coma where a semi-cpolon shoould've been. I don't care! It's the best grade Ive ever had in English!!! Mr. Timmy told us there's gonna be an essay on the final exam, so I think I'll write about whose better: Kristin of Idina. That should get a high grade, whaddaya think?
I also got to meet Tim Timmy Two. The kid's a dork! Yup, he's nearsighted and has his glasses taped over his nose. How stereohonic! Most of the class he sat in the corner and drooled on his shirt. I hate when kids do that! It looked like he was breastfeeding himself. He also ate a crayon. I really think he's the one who stole Bryce's constriction paper.
So tell me, how do we get to audition for Avnue Q? Im very good with marionetts.
Guess what? Mr. Timmy LOVED me re-writ report on venetian blinds! The minuet he looked at it he was impressed and he sayed that it was a terrific idea to start off with a paragraph describing how the venetian blinds look, feel and smell!!!! He gave me a 99 on it because I out a coma where a semi-cpolon shoould've been. I don't care! It's the best grade Ive ever had in English!!! Mr. Timmy told us there's gonna be an essay on the final exam, so I think I'll write about whose better: Kristin of Idina. That should get a high grade, whaddaya think?
I also got to meet Tim Timmy Two. The kid's a dork! Yup, he's nearsighted and has his glasses taped over his nose. How stereohonic! Most of the class he sat in the corner and drooled on his shirt. I hate when kids do that! It looked like he was breastfeeding himself. He also ate a crayon. I really think he's the one who stole Bryce's constriction paper.
So tell me, how do we get to audition for Avnue Q? Im very good with marionetts.
"Long live God!" (GODSPELL)
#158
Posted: 8/9/04 at 8:03pm
Caldwell, I am so happy to hear that you got a 99 on your paper about Venetian Blinds. See what happens when you really apply yourself ? I am just so proud of you! You want to know where Avenue Q is?? It is in Brooklyn between Ave P and Ave R. I know this because my Mom grew up on Ave Q. But she is not a homo sapien or anything. My grandmother who was also born and raised in Brooklyn said she didn't like riding the subways there because they had giraffee written on the cars. Keep up the good work on your English papers and maybe Mr. Timmy will be so proud of you that they can cut down on his medication.
"Friends are the people you chose as family."....Me.
#159
Posted: 8/9/04 at 10:25pm
Oh thanks Yenta! I'm really proud of myself. I'm glad I had someone to share the good news with.
You see, when I got home from summer skool, I was so exited...I mean way exited...and I wanted to show my mother my report. For the frist time in my life I was proud of something I did. Well, I knew there were problems the minute I walked into the duplex. I saw that the martini pichur was out. Then I heard Mom on the phone. She was talking to another one of her "Theater pals". I dont know who it was, but they were talking of how this person bombed out big time in a place called The Crystal Room. Mom started cryin like crazy. What really bothered me was that she could cry for one of her friends but she couldnt take a minute to look at the work I'd done and gotten such a good grade on.
When dad got home he told me that he was leaving mom. He said she was nothing more than a fake and a social climmer and was more concerned with her "theater pals" that she didn't appreciate what she had right under her nose. He packed up his bags and movced in with Corine.
I'm kindda bummed out and definately un-LOL. I dont wanna see DRACULA this weekend. Ill save my blood for some other time.
~Caldwell~
You see, when I got home from summer skool, I was so exited...I mean way exited...and I wanted to show my mother my report. For the frist time in my life I was proud of something I did. Well, I knew there were problems the minute I walked into the duplex. I saw that the martini pichur was out. Then I heard Mom on the phone. She was talking to another one of her "Theater pals". I dont know who it was, but they were talking of how this person bombed out big time in a place called The Crystal Room. Mom started cryin like crazy. What really bothered me was that she could cry for one of her friends but she couldnt take a minute to look at the work I'd done and gotten such a good grade on.
When dad got home he told me that he was leaving mom. He said she was nothing more than a fake and a social climmer and was more concerned with her "theater pals" that she didn't appreciate what she had right under her nose. He packed up his bags and movced in with Corine.
I'm kindda bummed out and definately un-LOL. I dont wanna see DRACULA this weekend. Ill save my blood for some other time.
~Caldwell~
"Long live God!" (GODSPELL)
Updated On: 8/9/04 at 10:25 PM
#160
Posted: 8/10/04 at 4:46pm
My dad sayed I dint have to go to summer skool today. Instead, he took me out to lunch. We decided that I'd move in with Uncle Dollypop and my bratty younger brother would move in with dad and Corine. The reason is because my brother likes iguanas and I dont. Dad says I have to take my final exam for summer skool though.
I think this ill be okay for a while. I jus hope I can stand all that Charol Canning music. Pleeze pray that my ears dont star to bleed!
~Caldwell~
I think this ill be okay for a while. I jus hope I can stand all that Charol Canning music. Pleeze pray that my ears dont star to bleed!
~Caldwell~
"Long live God!" (GODSPELL)
Updated On: 8/10/04 at 04:46 PM
#161
Posted: 8/11/04 at 3:41pm
Sos, Mr. Timmy let me take my final exam today and I think I aced it. Most of it was an essay, and like I sayed before, I writ about who's better: Idina or KRoistin. I Rembered all about using the five senses, so I started off describinbg how Idina must smell after she's finished a perf of WICKED. I mean, after being under the lights for all that time and wearing ablack dress, she must smell pretty rancid. That's how I started it. I also writ about the time i tryed to feel her up when she was outside the stage door signeing autographs. She smacked me, you know.
tHAT'S WHY i THINK kRISTIN IS BETTER THAN iDINA.
~Caldwell~
tHAT'S WHY i THINK kRISTIN IS BETTER THAN iDINA.
~Caldwell~
"Long live God!" (GODSPELL)
Updated On: 8/11/04 at 03:41 PM
#162
Posted: 8/11/04 at 4:39pm
Namo and DP you are riots. My stomach hurts from laughting and that is no small feat. I came on this thread long after it started. What is with the blank messages from PB. Ent>
I can't donate blood because I don't have any. Seeing show on Oct 3rd. Whose neck can I bite?
I can't donate blood because I don't have any. Seeing show on Oct 3rd. Whose neck can I bite?
"Life is not measured by the number
of breaths we take, but by moments
that take our breath away."
"Life isn't about how to survive the storm,
but how to dance in the rain."
Updated On: 8/11/04 at 04:39 PM
#163
Posted: 8/11/04 at 4:52pm
when i felt kristin up at the stage dorr, she giggled and took me to her dressing room. that was a fun day. she's TOTALLY better than idina.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#164
Posted: 8/11/04 at 6:06pm
You felt up Kristen? That's absolutely AMAZING!!!!!!
Do you think that the blank messages mean too many martinis?
~Caldwell~
Do you think that the blank messages mean too many martinis?
~Caldwell~
"Long live God!" (GODSPELL)
Updated On: 8/11/04 at 06:06 PM
#165
Posted: 8/12/04 at 11:39am
I'm now here on Long Island at least until skool starts in septober. Befroe I left the city last night, Mr Timmy called my mother and toll her that I did "acceptible" on the final exam and would pass my summer skool classes. Mom was annoyed because she was on the phone with one of her "theater pals" and she didnt like getting interrupted. She was talking about this guy's most recent tour in JESUS CHRIST SUPERSTAR and she felt that was more important than talking to someone named Mr. Timmy. She had a martini class in her hand, so you know what that means!
I'm glad I didnt wake up to any martini glasses on Long Island. Uncle Dollypop is a bit weird, though. He says the frist thing I have to do every morning is go out and pick the ripe tomatoes. Hes got about 800 tomatoe plants growing in his backyard. OMG! These Italians are crazy about tomatoes. I think the tomatoe is the national flower of italy!
Anyhows, were going to the beach today.
TTYL!!!!!
~Caldwell~
I'm glad I didnt wake up to any martini glasses on Long Island. Uncle Dollypop is a bit weird, though. He says the frist thing I have to do every morning is go out and pick the ripe tomatoes. Hes got about 800 tomatoe plants growing in his backyard. OMG! These Italians are crazy about tomatoes. I think the tomatoe is the national flower of italy!
Anyhows, were going to the beach today.
TTYL!!!!!
~Caldwell~
"Long live God!" (GODSPELL)
#166
Posted: 8/12/04 at 2:39pm
Hi Caldwell. Glad to hear you passed summer school. Now you can fool around for the rest of the summer with Uncle Dollypop and his tomatoes. Yes, he is very weird but don't knock him. When I visit my brother in California he makes me pick lemons from his tree. He also has oranges trees, figs and pomegranates. He calls me his migrant worker. They sure are regular in that house with all that fruit especially the figs. That's good because my brother is full of it! BTW, Calwell, since you like the theater so muuch have you ever thought of writing reviews for you school paper. Think of all the actors you could meet { and feel them up}
"Friends are the people you chose as family."....Me.
#167
Posted: 8/12/04 at 3:59pm
Does Uncle Dollypop, cook, mash and jar the tomatoes like me mudder?
"Life is not measured by the number
of breaths we take, but by moments
that take our breath away."
"Life isn't about how to survive the storm,
but how to dance in the rain."
#168
Posted: 8/12/04 at 9:29pm
BroadwayLady, I axed my uncle about the tomatoes and he said "if we have enough, we'll put up a few cases". Sounds like work.
One thing I have to say, I really LIKE the smell of the tomatoe plants. I don't know, they just smell soooo good. I guess its because we never had them growing in the duplex. I also like the smell of my uncle's basil. He made a special dessert tonight called "pancotti" (I think thats the way its spelled) and it was heavy cream, gelatin, vanilla beans and chopped basil. It was better'n ice cream.
I din't enjoy the beach today because I got stung by a jellyfish.
~Caldwell~
One thing I have to say, I really LIKE the smell of the tomatoe plants. I don't know, they just smell soooo good. I guess its because we never had them growing in the duplex. I also like the smell of my uncle's basil. He made a special dessert tonight called "pancotti" (I think thats the way its spelled) and it was heavy cream, gelatin, vanilla beans and chopped basil. It was better'n ice cream.
I din't enjoy the beach today because I got stung by a jellyfish.
~Caldwell~
"Long live God!" (GODSPELL)
Updated On: 8/12/04 at 09:29 PM
#169
Posted: 8/12/04 at 10:42pm
Caldwell, I love tomatoes! Especially fresh picked ones. my favorite salad is tomato, basil and mozzarella with some extra virgin olive oil. I also make a mean Pasta Puttanesca with fresh tomatoes. For a Jewish girl, I can really cook Italian. However, I do draw the line at Gefilte fish parmigiana.
"Friends are the people you chose as family."....Me.
#170
Posted: 8/12/04 at 10:49pm
d0llypop learn all you can about putting up tomatoes becuz you ken get a job in nyc!! how many people know how to do that, really? you'll be in demand and can help fund our show!! oh man i'm so excited cuz its all coming together. my mom sez if i want to move tonew york then i deserve what i get!! isn't that nice? I do apreshiate her support.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#171
Posted: 8/13/04 at 8:37am
Yenta,
I ruv that kind of salad! My uncle made it for me last weekend. But he says you have to get that REAL mozzarella, bit that packaged stuff from the supermarket. He also put pepper on it that he ground right at the table. AWESOME!
I'll really pay attention when we can the tomatoes. Maybe I can make a career out of canning. Then we can produce shows and feel up the stars at cast parties!!! LOL!!!!
~Caldwell~
I ruv that kind of salad! My uncle made it for me last weekend. But he says you have to get that REAL mozzarella, bit that packaged stuff from the supermarket. He also put pepper on it that he ground right at the table. AWESOME!
I'll really pay attention when we can the tomatoes. Maybe I can make a career out of canning. Then we can produce shows and feel up the stars at cast parties!!! LOL!!!!
~Caldwell~
"Long live God!" (GODSPELL)
#172
Posted: 8/13/04 at 9:52am
Caldwell, you know spending time with Uncle DP seems to working very well for you. I am happy for you. Tell your uncle that when I make Tomato Basil Mozzarella salad I only use Bufala Mozzarella. I dont like that plastic shredded stuff. Also, fresh basil is the only way to go. In fact, I am off to the Farmer's Market in Hartford to buy the ingredients. I also make Gazpacho from fresh ingredients.
"Friends are the people you chose as family."....Me.
#173
Posted: 8/13/04 at 12:12pm
The bad thing about staying with my uncle is that he makes me tuck my shirt in and won't let me listen to ALW or Frank Wildhorn music. He says there both "tainted by the devil"
~Caldwell~
~Caldwell~
"Long live God!" (GODSPELL)
Updated On: 8/13/04 at 12:12 PM
#174
Posted: 8/13/04 at 12:14pm
yeah but you can liestn to steven shwartz right????????
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#175
Posted: 8/13/04 at 12:20pm
Steven Shwartz is kewel!!! I can listen to him whenever my uncle isn't playing his Charol Canning music. Do you know she made a country/western album??? I tell you my ears are bleeding!!!!!!!!!
~Caldwell~
~Caldwell~
"Long live God!" (GODSPELL)
Updated On: 8/13/04 at 12:20 PM
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