My Dracula Review: Preview #13- Page 6

[Rathnait62]

Posted: 8/8/04 at 8:41pm

dolly awesome idea!! those poor acters have to use there own blood to sign autographs with! they don't get paid enuf. that is so unfare. i'll donait 8 pints cuz i luv them!!!!!! we all shud!!

[Dollypop]

Posted: 8/8/04 at 8:49pm

Now wait a minuet! This isn't Dollypop. I'm Calwell, his wayward nephew. I login under his name because Rob and Craig are real mean and won't let me loggin under my own name. However, I do sign my postings ~Caldwell~ so their shouldn't be any confusion.

~Caldwell~

[Dollypop]

Posted: 8/8/04 at 8:53pm

I love the Stars that Strip Together!!!! It's Awesome! I sung it on kareoke night with my Youth Group!

Where you from?

~Caldwell~

Updated On: 8/8/04 at 08:53 PM

[Rathnait62]

Posted: 8/8/04 at 9:00pm

thats so kewl undiscovered cuz i used to have bulemea too but i wrote to kristin and she was soooo sooooo soooooooooo nice and wrote back and told me i din't have to throw up i jsut had to eat a LOT less!!! so now i do LOL!!

[Dollypop]

Posted: 8/8/04 at 9:02pm

Your mama cooks? Our chef, Mr. Phyllis, makes really good meatloaf. But my mother always complains. Shes never happy with anything. I think the real reason is that she isn't happy with herself.

~Caldwell~

[Matt_G]

Posted: 8/8/04 at 9:03pm

We had a maid, but mom fired her because dad did her

[Dollypop]

Posted: 8/8/04 at 9:04pm

Im confused and confiscated here. What's buleemia and how does Kristin know all about it?

~Cadwell~

Updated On: 8/8/04 at 09:04 PM

[Rathnait62]

Posted: 8/8/04 at 9:07pm

kristin ahs really been around, she;s so wize. seriusly.

[Dollypop]

Posted: 8/8/04 at 9:15pm

That would be soooo amazing if Krstin came to see you. Make sure she comes to your school so everyone can be impressed. You know, that's what my mother alwasy says: "Its knot who you know but how you impress people that counts".

Updated On: 8/9/04 at 09:15 PM

[Amneris]

Posted: 8/8/04 at 9:21pm

kristin's at my house right now... so there... she is singing into my sony tape recorder for ages 2-9...she is very fond of the song "da da da"

[PB ENT.]

Posted: 8/8/04 at 9:56pm

Updated On: 8/10/04 at 09:56 PM

[The Grovers Corners Yenta]

Posted: 8/8/04 at 10:09pm

Well Caldwell, I now live in Hartford, CT. It is a real whitebread kind of town. But I grew up in a small town on Long Is;Island called Bellport. It was so small that all hell broke loose when they got a book for the library!There was this really strange English teacher there who really sounds like your Uncle Dollypop. He used to think he was Carol Channing! Instead of saying the Pledge of Alliegience in homeroom, he put on a blonde platinum wig and a sequined gown and would sing the entire score of Hello Dolly. He doesn't teach there anymore. I don't know why. I am glad you like the Stars That Strip Forever. I used to play that on my clarinet all the time at concerts. ............Miss Mazeppa

[Dollypop]

Posted: 8/8/04 at 10:17pm

OMG!!! I love that "da da da" song! Once I hear it I cant get it out of my head for days and days. It goes like this: "da da da" right? Man, it's a great song. My mother says it drives her crazy becaue me and my bratty younger brother will run around the duplex singing it all the time. It makes her upset and so she has a few more martinis and you know what that leads to.....

Anyhows, I gotta head home in a little while. I hope Mr. Timmy likes the way I rewrit my report.

~Caldwell~

Updated On: 8/9/04 at 10:17 PM

[Dollypop]

Posted: 8/8/04 at 10:45pm

OMG!!!!! Bellport!!!!! I know that town!!!! There's a summer theater their and there doing GYPSY right now. That's the show with Miss Mazeppa in it!!! OMG!!!!!!!

Your screen name reminds me of this play that we had to read in English. It didn't have no sets or costumes and all the people in it were dead but they were able to talk which is very stupid in my book if you receive my meaning. I mean if a person is dead they should just lay there and stay dead, bit noooooo. In this dumb play the dead people talk. Of course when we read it in class the teacher made me Dead Man #2. Big thrill! as if he thought I couldn't read or anything. I'm gonna supress them all when I go off and become a bigger star on Broadway than Taye Diggs. ANd I tell you this. If I ever decide to get married, it will be to someone more beautiful than Idina Menstrual. Mark my works!

~Caldwell~

Updated On: 8/8/04 at 10:45 PM

[Dollypop]

Posted: 8/8/04 at 11:02pm

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[PB ENT.]

Posted: 8/8/04 at 11:06pm

Updated On: 8/10/04 at 11:06 PM

[etoile]

Posted: 8/8/04 at 11:30pm

Hummmmm, I also thought it was a parody of someone posting ANY review of a show so early in previews.

[The Grovers Corners Yenta]

Posted: 8/8/04 at 11:51pm

Yes Caldwell, the play was called Our Town and it was by Thornton Wildman. They didn't have much on the stage. The two families homes were decorated with with a ladder and a kitchen table with a chair. They faked everything else. Even faked making meals. I think the main character, Emily faked a lot more than that! And yes my screenname is from a character in that play. I was in that play when I was in school. I WANTED TO PLAY THE LEAD!!!!. But the meshugnah director gave it to some bimbette instead. So I played the part funny just to get back at him. Years later, I went on to Broadway and had a major role in the Penis Play......which is the sequel to The Vagina Monologues. It is just a small one act little infintesimal skit. And yes, I really like Idina Menstrual. Dosent she appear every 28 days in Wicked?

[EddieVarley]

Posted: 8/9/04 at 8:22am

My Mother said I can't see Dracula 'cause it has boobies and stuff, she also said I can't play here no more!

UGHHHH, I can't WAIT until I move 2 NYC and become a big STAR!

[Nina]

Posted: 8/9/04 at 8:53am

There's boobies in this show? I'm gonna see it so I can some live boobs. I love shows with nudity. I saw Angels I America and the best part was the nudity.

Does Jordan Knight do a nude scene? If so, I'm gonna get my tickets right away. He's so hot. I can't wait to see Dracula now.

[EddieVarley]

Posted: 8/9/04 at 8:56am

They let Jordan go, Rex Smith is the new Dracula, I hope he's better than Tom Wopat!

[Nina]

Posted: 8/9/04 at 9:00am

I have a freind whos cousins wife was a dresser for Rex in a show before and she says he's well endowed.

[Matt_G]

Posted: 8/9/04 at 9:01am

But Melissa Gilbert is still doing the nude scenes as Mina, right?

[Dollypop]

Posted: 8/9/04 at 9:05am

No, no no!!! Don't tell me that Rex Smith is the new Count Chockula! It can't be! That man sounds like he was named after a dog! OMG!!!! Anyhows, we want Taye Diggs to be the Dracula in this production of the show.

TTL. I gotta go to that smelly summer school and give Mr. Tim Timmy my re-writ report! Hey Eddie Varley, how did my bratty youonger brother behave while he was staying with you? Isn't he a brat?

(Can't wait to tell you what my mother and fataher were like when I got home last night!)

~Caldwell~

[Rathnait62]

Posted: 8/9/04 at 9:31am

Wow, Eddie, I'm moving to NYC too!!! Cuz I'm gonna be a big boradway star too!!!!!!!! eeryone says so. it's all i've wanted to do my HOLE LIFE so there's NO WAY i won't make it!!!!!!