My Dracula Review: Preview #13 — Page 6

Now wait a minuet! This isn't Dollypop. I'm Calwell, his wayward nephew. I login under his name because Rob and Craig are real mean and won't let me loggin under my own name. However, I do sign my postings ~Caldwell~ so their shouldn't be any confusion.

~Caldwell~

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thats so kewl undiscovered cuz i used to have bulemea too but i wrote to kristin and she was soooo sooooo soooooooooo nice and wrote back and told me i din't have to throw up i jsut had to eat a LOT less!!! so now i do LOL!!

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We had a maid, but mom fired her because dad did her

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kristin ahs really been around, she;s so wize. seriusly.

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kristin's at my house right now... so there... she is singing into my sony tape recorder for ages 2-9...she is very fond of the song "da da da"

Well Caldwell, I now live in Hartford, CT. It is a real whitebread kind of town. But I grew up in a small town on Long Is;Island called Bellport. It was so small that all hell broke loose when they got a book for the library!There was this really strange English teacher there who really sounds like your Uncle Dollypop. He used to think he was Carol Channing! Instead of saying the Pledge of Alliegience in homeroom, he put on a blonde platinum wig and a sequined gown and would sing the entire score of Hello Dolly. He doesn't teach there anymore. I don't know why. I am glad you like the Stars That Strip Forever. I used to play that on my clarinet all the time at concerts. ............Miss Mazeppa

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OMG!!!!! Bellport!!!!! I know that town!!!! There's a summer theater their and there doing GYPSY right now. That's the show with Miss Mazeppa in it!!! OMG!!!!!!!

Your screen name reminds me of this play that we had to read in English. It didn't have no sets or costumes and all the people in it were dead but they were able to talk which is very stupid in my book if you receive my meaning. I mean if a person is dead they should just lay there and stay dead, bit noooooo. In this dumb play the dead people talk. Of course when we read it in class the teacher made me Dead Man #2. Big thrill! as if he thought I couldn't read or anything. I'm gonna supress them all when I go off and become a bigger star on Broadway than Taye Diggs. ANd I tell you this. If I ever decide to get married, it will be to someone more beautiful than Idina Menstrual. Mark my works!

~Caldwell~

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Updated On: 8/8/04 at 10:45 PM

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Updated On: 8/10/04 at 11:06 PM

Yes Caldwell, the play was called Our Town and it was by Thornton Wildman. They didn't have much on the stage. The two families homes were decorated with with a ladder and a kitchen table with a chair. They faked everything else. Even faked making meals. I think the main character, Emily faked a lot more than that! And yes my screenname is from a character in that play. I was in that play when I was in school. I WANTED TO PLAY THE LEAD!!!!. But the meshugnah director gave it to some bimbette instead. So I played the part funny just to get back at him. Years later, I went on to Broadway and had a major role in the Penis Play......which is the sequel to The Vagina Monologues. It is just a small one act little infintesimal skit. And yes, I really like Idina Menstrual. Dosent she appear every 28 days in Wicked?

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There's boobies in this show? I'm gonna see it so I can some live boobs. I love shows with nudity. I saw Angels I America and the best part was the nudity.

Does Jordan Knight do a nude scene? If so, I'm gonna get my tickets right away. He's so hot. I can't wait to see Dracula now.

I have a freind whos cousins wife was a dresser for Rex in a show before and she says he's well endowed.

No, no no!!! Don't tell me that Rex Smith is the new Count Chockula! It can't be! That man sounds like he was named after a dog! OMG!!!! Anyhows, we want Taye Diggs to be the Dracula in this production of the show.

TTL. I gotta go to that smelly summer school and give Mr. Tim Timmy my re-writ report! Hey Eddie Varley, how did my bratty youonger brother behave while he was staying with you? Isn't he a brat?

(Can't wait to tell you what my mother and fataher were like when I got home last night!)

~Caldwell~

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