My Ronnie Is A Homophobe. =(

I thought I was in love with him, but just like all the other guys I fall for, I guess it won't work out. *sigh*

http://www.towleroad.com/2010/02/did-mtv-closet-ronnies-homophobic-tirade-on-jersey-shore-to-hold-on-to-the-shows-gay-audience.html

And who knows? The ones that scream the loudest, are usually the biggest mos out there.

He's awfully cute, huh?

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He just said on the View that he apologized for that statement, and that he doesn't discriminate, so you still have a chance Jordan....

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I'm wondering if Roscoe really and truly thinks Ronnie and Barackie are the same. At all. In any way. Really.

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Ronnie's apology is about as convincing as Obama's "fierce advocacy."

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Anyone else see the thread title and think it referred to Nancy Reagan? No?

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Nancy's Lament - that's about putting Bonzo on a pedestal, right?

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Or Paulie D., the glue-head.

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Funny, as I just finished watching the series last night. The show definitely held my attention in a car-wreck sort of way, but I didn't find anyone on it with any redeeming qualities. Not even to degrees of hotness. Well, Pauly had the cutest face, I guess. That's it. I tried to like Snooki (ak Snickers), but she was just too melodramatic and pathetic. I was hoping Keith would turn out to be a good guy for her, but I really can't blame him for blowing her off in the end. He must have talked to her when he was sober by accident.

I seriously doubt Ronnie is a homophobe, but then I seriously doubt he's capable of making a single mature decision, just like everyone else in the house.

OH! But I loved the episodes where the brunette girl Mike tried to hook up with brought along that blonde bitchface who's sole purpose was to ruin everyone's evening. And then SHE COMES BACK! With that awful rhino girl! I was GLUED to that sh*t. It was like a special COPS edition of Jerry Springer. You could tell those girls wanted nothing more than to be bitches on TV. The whole scene was so freakin' BONKERS, I had to watch it twice because I missed so much from laughing. They made the Charm School girls look like..well...Charm School.

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Updated On: 2/23/10 at 04:07 PM

And I can't help myself. I love Snooki.

I tried to give her the benefit of the doubt--I thought, maybe she was there to make sure her friend, who was clearly drunk (the brunette, who got arrested), wasn't taken advantage of. But then I changed my mind. The Grenade is just a trashy bitch. An entertaining one, though!

The best had to be Sammi's admonition to The Grenade from the roof: "You don't even LOOK ITALIAN." (which prompted the "I'll rock your world..." hilarity) What the hell was that? Sammi is the only one I really hate on the show.

My friend is a Facebook fan of The Grenade.

I tried so hard to like Snickers, though I admit, she did have her charms. Sammi bored me. Mike was delusional to the point of hilarity. Juh-wow will make an awesome porn star one day. Pauly's stalker was a riot. I usually forgot that other guy was in the house. But Angelina was the one who infuriated me from the start. I was so glad when she took her trash bag o' clothes and left the house. Classy.

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God, I used to go to Peabody's ALL the time! I have a friend who plays in the Rockaoke thing they do there sometimes, so maybe it was his wife who said she saw her.....

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