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Posted: 5/2/05 at 3:32pm
Well, this is basically the 40-minute conversation I just had with three friends. What do you think?
Female, bisexual: "Andrew, are you gay?"
Myself: "Nope."
Female, bisexual: "Are you sure? You have never asked any of the girls here out."
Myself: "Well, I'm not attracted to anyone here in that way."
Male, straight?: "So, you're gay?"
Myself: "No, I'm not attracted that way to guys."
Male, straight: "So you're asexual."
Myself: "I don't know. Maybe. I like girls, but I haven't found one yet who I'm attracted to."
Female, bisexual: "So, you may be gay and just haven't found one who you're attracted to!"
Myself: "But I don't feel that way about guys in general. I like boobs."
Male, straight: "Yeah, boobs are nice."
Male, straight?: "Have you ever been in a relationship?"
Myself: "Nope."
Female, bisexual: "Not even a non-serious one?"
Myself: "No."
Male, straight?: "So you're a virgin?"
Myself: "Yup."
Male, straight?: "You're gay."
Female, bisexual: "You know, he might be bi."
Male, straight?: "You know, I think we should all have an orgy and find out."
[By the way, I can't BELIEVE we just had this conversation. Even more so, I CAN'T believe I am sharing it with everyone here. My life - the sitcom.]
Female, bisexual: "Andrew, are you gay?"
Myself: "Nope."
Female, bisexual: "Are you sure? You have never asked any of the girls here out."
Myself: "Well, I'm not attracted to anyone here in that way."
Male, straight?: "So, you're gay?"
Myself: "No, I'm not attracted that way to guys."
Male, straight: "So you're asexual."
Myself: "I don't know. Maybe. I like girls, but I haven't found one yet who I'm attracted to."
Female, bisexual: "So, you may be gay and just haven't found one who you're attracted to!"
Myself: "But I don't feel that way about guys in general. I like boobs."
Male, straight: "Yeah, boobs are nice."
Male, straight?: "Have you ever been in a relationship?"
Myself: "Nope."
Female, bisexual: "Not even a non-serious one?"
Myself: "No."
Male, straight?: "So you're a virgin?"
Myself: "Yup."
Male, straight?: "You're gay."
Female, bisexual: "You know, he might be bi."
Male, straight?: "You know, I think we should all have an orgy and find out."
[By the way, I can't BELIEVE we just had this conversation. Even more so, I CAN'T believe I am sharing it with everyone here. My life - the sitcom.]
"The Spectacle has, indeed, an emotional attraction of its own, but, of all the parts, it is the least artistic, and connected least with the art of poetry. For the power of Tragedy, we may be sure, is felt even apart from representation and actors. Besides, the production of spectacular effects depends more on the art of the stage machinist than on that of the poet."
--Aristotle
--Aristotle
