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#1

NEXT on MTV

Wow, this show...

the people...are so stupid

And yet so entertaining.
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#2

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It's completely scripted.
#3

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Thank God.

I was hoping there weren't really people who were this stupid.
"If it walks like a Parks, if it wobbles like a Parks, then it's definitely fat and nobody loves it." --MA
#4

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Well I don't know for SURE, but that's what I keep telling myself to compensate for the people on this show. I mean the lines they come up with after the Next someone, those have to be written.
#5

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My favorite episode is when the girl pees her pants after the guy decides to NEXT her. Priceless trash.
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#6

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That girl peed on her own free will. I guarantee you there was nothing scripted about that one!
#7

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Well whatever that stunt was, it was priceless! It is my favorite show, I don't care it is just enjoyable to watch.
#8

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WHAT?! A girl effing PEED her pants?

...that's...pretty effing sicknasty.
"If it walks like a Parks, if it wobbles like a Parks, then it's definitely fat and nobody loves it." --MA
#10

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i love how it makes gay guys look like selfabsorbed trailer trash
#11

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Wait--Is that not what we are?

"If it walks like a Parks, if it wobbles like a Parks, then it's definitely fat and nobody loves it." --MA
#12

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Oh my, I thought the worst thing was when the girl fell walking out of the bus.
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#13

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That was hilarious!!
#14

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Parks, some of us are classy.
#15

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Whatev, bwaybaby. Whatev.
"If it walks like a Parks, if it wobbles like a Parks, then it's definitely fat and nobody loves it." --MA

Updated On: 2/5/06 at 05:29 PM

#16

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I maintain that staying in my art classroom and watching this was better than going to our school pep rally.
#17

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Ewww... I love that show too. It's so awful. How can you not love it?
Am I cut out to spend my time this way?
#18

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The best are the gay/lesbian episodes where it's more fun to watch what happens in the bus than with the couple. It's also fun picking out which girls aren't actually lesbians, because there's always at least one...

Can't believe I admitted to watching this show. Guilty pleasure!
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#19

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Or the straight ones where you guess which one is a closeted homosexual?

One of the guys liked showtunes. I kid you not.
"If it walks like a Parks, if it wobbles like a Parks, then it's definitely fat and nobody loves it." --MA
#20

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I remember that one!
Am I cut out to spend my time this way?
#21

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I remember that. Didnt he get nexted in the record shop for it? Biotch. Maybe someday she will realize that things whipped up in a studio in one day to make them millions by selling out to 13 year olds is less classy and worth less time listening to than actual music with depth. Sigh
#22

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My favorite episode was with Thor...he was out of control. Anyone else see that one?
#23

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i love this show. yeah, those lines when the girls are about to walk on the bus have to be scripted. I was trying to think one up if I was on the show but definately could not. Love the gay episodes more. like somone said, what happens on the bus is funnier than what happens to the couple.
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#24

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justagirl - I'm going to share your comment with the supervising producer. We all LOVED Thor!!

jarret - they may have shot him doing the same things a few times but I still hold that it's not scripted. They may make suggestions on how to rephrase what someone has already said just to make it more interesting but they don't MAKE people say or do anything. And they don't tell people who to 'NEXT', trust me.
#25

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ROFL, I found this thread on accident... just thought I'd proclaim my belated love for NEXT. Anyone else love NEXT marathons?
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