NIP/TUCK SEASON FOUR- Page 12

[JerseyGirl2]

Posted: 11/29/06 at 11:58am

I missed the Kimber stuff. What happened?

[SonofMammaMiaSam]

Posted: 11/29/06 at 5:48pm

Kimber wasn't on, but Matt had to get home to cook dinner for princess. She also booked a church cruise so that he wouldn't be around for Thanksgiving with Sean.

[JerseyGirl2]

Posted: 12/5/06 at 10:14pm

Wooot, Xenu...lol.

So, what happened to the recovering spa that the girls had opened?

Updated On: 12/5/06 at 10:14 PM

[blueroses]

Posted: 12/5/06 at 11:25pm

Oh, they sold that spa, because Julia can't finish anything she starts.

This episode sucked, but I loved Julian's little "Dummy" moment. Who else kinda hummed. "The gun! The gun! The gun! The gun..."

Please, Escobar...feel free to kill Michelle.

What a crappy season, huh?

[JerseyGirl2]

Posted: 12/5/06 at 11:32pm

I hope Christian wakes up next week and realizes this whole season has been the dream.

Yeah, I was singing, "oh yes, oh yes, oh yes, they both, oh yes they both, oh yes they both reached for the gun, the gun, the gun, the gun, oh yes they both reached for the gun, for the gun..."

[Fabrizio2]

Posted: 12/5/06 at 11:36pm

Could someone give me a brief plot summary of what happened in this episode? I was in rehearsal and missed it.

[blueroses]

Posted: 12/6/06 at 1:11am

Christian asked Michelle to become Wilbur's Mom by legally adopting him. She clearly loves him, but said she would think about it. James continues to stalk Michelle, and makes a phone call, asking if the market is good for children's kidneys and that she will have two.

Kimber and Matt's sex life is in a slump. She gets some pop psychology Dianetics answer when asks the April Tuna Scientologist chick for advice, and we can see she's having doubts. BONUS: We see "XENU"! Bwah!

Matt asks Sean for advice and he basically tells her to treat Kimber like the porn star she is in bed. Matt surprises her by hiring a professional crew to film a private porn. She's against it at first, but gives in and loves it (it was kind of a sweet gesture on Matt's part, actually).

Sean has a ventriloquist patient who wants to look like his dummy to revive his career. Where the dummy was once an extension of him, it's now reversed. It's a stupid storyline, and if you're like me and have an irrational fear of dummies and large dolls, you can't wait for those scenes to end.

Gina the whore (Wilbur's real mom) shows up in Christian's office, all motherly and contrite, saying she's changed and wants to share custody of Wilbur. She shows her true colors soon enough when she shows up in a restaurant and loses her **** when she finds out Christian wants Michelle to adopt Wilbur. In a moment of extreme stupidity, Christian and Michelle take their eyes of Wilbur in the park, letting a young girl push him on the swing. We see a shadowy female figure, assuming it's James. Wilbur is gone. James shows up at Michelle's, saying how the only way she could hurt Michelle was through Wilbur, and we find out she had a son with kidney disease. As if that explains her line of work. What the f--k ever. She goes to kill Michelle then turns the gun on herself instead, killing herself.

Christian calls Michelle. He has Wilbur and he is safe. Turns out Gina took him, then returned him and said motherhood was not for her. Sean asks Christian to buy him out. He wants to see who he is apart from Christian.

Kimber and Matt are at the Scientologynecologist's office for prenatal care. He tells Kimber their kid's is going to be f--ked up because of their rough sex and that it will get "engrams' and may be psychologically scarred for life. Somehow Matt and Kimber's porn wound up online and one of the church members saw it.

Escobar kidnaps Michelle. He worked with James and now he says Michelle works for him.

Updated On: 12/6/06 at 01:11 AM

[peach]

Posted: 12/6/06 at 12:50pm

Good recap! ^^

I was laughing when Christian and Michelle were in the park having a conversation that goes something like this...

"Oh Gina is dangerous. We need to secure the house. She will not stop till she takes off with our little Wilbur! Wilbur is not safe! We must keep an eye on him at all times!"

All while leaving the kid ALONE on a swing letting a complete STRANGER babysit! And poof...like that...he's gone. Who didn't see that coming?

The Matt/Kimber thing was pretty funny. And we got a Xenu cameo!

Updated On: 12/6/06 at 12:50 PM

[blueroses]

Posted: 12/6/06 at 1:07pm

peach, the Xenu cameo was hilarious! I also loved the return of Kimberslut in the form of an alter-ego.

[JerseyGirl2]

Posted: 12/6/06 at 1:21pm

What is with Kimber's dark makeup and really bad skin? It didn't used to be that way, did it?

[SonofMammaMiaSam]

Posted: 12/6/06 at 1:24pm

I was getting a Sharon Stone in Basic Instinct vibe from the hair, makeup and the white sleevless tutleneck getup.

[blueroses]

Posted: 12/6/06 at 1:46pm

I can definitely see the Sharon Stone comparison!

JG2, I also noticed she was way too tan--not a great look with all of the bleach in her hair.

[SonofMammaMiaSam]

Posted: 12/6/06 at 1:49pm

I can't believe that the season finale is next week. What will I do Tuesdays at 10?

[blueroses]

Posted: 12/6/06 at 2:02pm

I tune in every week, SOMMS, but for me, it feels like the season hasn't really begun. I've been waiting for it to pick up or for something magical. Last season started off slowly but once Ariel came into the picture, and The Carver fever picked up, I was invested. Now, not so much. I'll watch Julian in anything, but this is the worst season thus far, IMO (with Season two being the best). Michelle, James, Poppy...these bitches suck. Gimme a juicy, well-written villain like Ava!

[SonofMammaMiaSam]

Posted: 12/6/06 at 2:06pm

I am in total agreement. I pulled a gun and shot at Michelle last night when she was with James and Estaban. And where the hell did Liz's breakup with psycho bitch come from?

[blueroses]

Posted: 12/6/06 at 2:08pm

I don't know, but didn't Alanis look like sh*t?!

[SonofMammaMiaSam]

Posted: 12/6/06 at 2:10pm

yep. she's gonna kill somebody.

[justagirl2]

Posted: 12/6/06 at 2:24pm

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[peach]

Posted: 12/6/06 at 5:21pm

What to watch Tuesdays at 10? Well, there's always Dirt. Now, I swore I wouldn't watch it strictly on principal because the early (and constant) promos drove me nuts. But now that they are actually showing clips from the show, it looks kind of interesting. I don't want to want to to watch it. But I want to watch it nonetheless...sigh!

[peach]

Posted: 12/12/06 at 3:42pm

I haven't. Is tonight the season finale?

[blueroses]

Posted: 12/12/06 at 3:55pm

Already? I feel like nothing's really happened yet!

[MotorTink]

Posted: 12/12/06 at 4:17pm

Yes, I do believe it is the season finale tonight. This whole James/Escobar/Michele thing has just been silly, and by previews looks like it will just get sillier. I started watching last season, and the season finale was crazy, I don't expect that tonight, but I'll still watch!

[Mr Roxy]

Posted: 12/12/06 at 6:01pm

It is the season finale tonight. The only problem with this & other series like it is the long time between each season. It looks like it will be a barn burner

They have Dirt taking over the time slot & than I believe Rescue Me

Updated On: 12/12/06 at 06:01 PM

[blueroses]

Posted: 12/12/06 at 6:28pm

I have no interest in Dirt, but I love Rescue Me.

[MotorTink]

Posted: 12/12/06 at 6:32pm

I heart Rescue Me