Name something worse

#1

Name something worse

Posted: 12/5/08 at 8:57pm

than a really, REALLY bad performance of the Messiah???

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#2

re: Name something worse

Posted: 12/5/08 at 9:13pm

A really, REALLY bad performance of the Ring cycle.

The Messiah ain't twelve hours long!

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In my pants, she has burst like the music of angels, the light of the sun! --Marius Pantsmercy

#3

re: Name something worse

Posted: 12/5/08 at 9:25pm

Being unemployed and not being able to attend a performance of either!

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#4

re: Name something worse

Posted: 12/5/08 at 9:37pm

Sarah Palin

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#5

re: Name something worse

Posted: 12/5/08 at 9:46pm

"My Life With Albertine" and Emily Skinner singing the following line directly to you: "I have felt on my thighs the raw meat of your love, my love"

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#6

re: Name something worse

Posted: 12/5/08 at 10:05pm

hmmm, good points all.....

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It is ridiculous to set a detective story in New York City. New York City is itself a detective story... AGATHA CHRISTIE, Life magazine, May 14, 1956

#7

re: Name something worse

Posted: 12/6/08 at 12:08am

Finding a cooked roach under your eggs in a diner. Just happened to my friend the other day.

#8

re: Name something worse

Posted: 12/6/08 at 9:55am

was the roach at least well done? I hate when they are rare...

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It is ridiculous to set a detective story in New York City. New York City is itself a detective story... AGATHA CHRISTIE, Life magazine, May 14, 1956

Updated On: 12/6/08 at 09:55 AM

#9

re: Name something worse

Posted: 12/6/08 at 10:10am

Finding a roach in your shoe after running around all day.

Happened to a friend a year or two ago. She has yet to recover.

#10

re: Name something worse

Posted: 12/6/08 at 12:50pm

Rosie O'Donnell in a bedazzled g-string.

#11

re: Name something worse

Posted: 12/6/08 at 1:37pm

The fact that Spencer Pratt exists.

#12

re: Name something worse

Posted: 12/6/08 at 1:39pm

Being married to coolkid!

#13

re: Name something worse

Posted: 12/6/08 at 1:45pm

being married to spencer pratt.

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#14

re: Name something worse

Posted: 12/6/08 at 1:57pm

The Holocaust.

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#15

re: Name something worse

Posted: 12/6/08 at 2:04pm

Being the daughter of the unfortunate marriage of Spencer Pratt and coolkid and spending many sleepless nights lamenting your fate and wondering how such a thing was even biologically possible.

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In my pants, she has burst like the music of angels, the light of the sun! --Marius Pantsmercy

Updated On: 12/6/08 at 02:04 PM

#16

re: Name something worse

Posted: 12/6/08 at 4:22pm

Rosie's variety show

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#17

re: Name something worse

Posted: 12/6/08 at 4:25pm

having monkeys fly out of your butt.

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#18

re: Name something worse

Posted: 12/6/08 at 4:47pm

Phantom of the Opera 2.

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#19

re: Name something worse

Posted: 12/6/08 at 5:15pm

Having that "lime in the coconut" song stuck in your head.

#20

re: Name something worse

Posted: 12/6/08 at 5:17pm

THAT'S worse than POTO:2?!

Falling flat on your ass in front of 30+ people.

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#21

re: Name something worse

Posted: 12/6/08 at 5:39pm

Having to sit through 13 again.

#22

re: Name something worse

Posted: 12/6/08 at 5:39pm

Les Miserables 2: Back At The Barricade

A whole musical about Cosette and Marius. Joy, joy, joy.

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In my pants, she has burst like the music of angels, the light of the sun! --Marius Pantsmercy

#23

re: Name something worse

Posted: 12/6/08 at 5:42pm

^ HAHA. That sure sounds like a Tony winner to me.

Being an ensemble member in Les Miserables 2: Back At The Barricade.

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#24

re: Name something worse

Posted: 12/6/08 at 5:42pm

Cartwheel?

Jack King?

VA?


But at least they will eventually die.

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#25

re: Name something worse

Posted: 12/6/08 at 5:43pm

MTF3 is worse than all combined.

I think someone should greatly consider making a book like "Where's Waldo?" entitled, "Where's the Sock Puppet?", featuring all past and current sock puppets of BWW. The main idea of the book is to figure out which foreign country MTF3 is in now, and find out if he/she/it can speak the national language there.

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Updated On: 12/6/08 at 05:43 PM