than a really, REALLY bad performance of the Messiah???
A really, REALLY bad performance of the Ring cycle.
The Messiah ain't twelve hours long!
Being unemployed and not being able to attend a performance of either!
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/14/03
"My Life With Albertine" and Emily Skinner singing the following line directly to you: "I have felt on my thighs the raw meat of your love, my love"
If in Heaven you don't excel, you can always party down in hell...
hmmm, good points all.....
Finding a cooked roach under your eggs in a diner. Just happened to my friend the other day.
was the roach at least well done? I hate when they are rare...
Finding a roach in your shoe after running around all day.
Happened to a friend a year or two ago. She has yet to recover.
Stand-by Joined: 11/24/08
Broadway Legend Joined: 1/19/06
being married to spencer pratt.
Being the daughter of the unfortunate marriage of Spencer Pratt and coolkid and spending many sleepless nights lamenting your fate and wondering how such a thing was even biologically possible.
Rosie's variety show
Broadway Legend Joined: 1/1/08
Phantom of the Opera 2.
Having that "lime in the coconut" song stuck in your head.
THAT'S worse than POTO:2?!
Falling flat on your ass in front of 30+ people.
Les Miserables 2: Back At The Barricade
A whole musical about Cosette and Marius. Joy, joy, joy.
^ HAHA. That sure sounds like a Tony winner to me.
Being an ensemble member in Les Miserables 2: Back At The Barricade.
Cartwheel?
Jack King?
VA?
But at least they will eventually die.
MTF3 is worse than all combined.
I think someone should greatly consider making a book like "Where's Waldo?" entitled, "Where's the Sock Puppet?", featuring all past and current sock puppets of BWW. The main idea of the book is to figure out which foreign country MTF3 is in now, and find out if he/she/it can speak the national language there.
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