Nancy Grace is breeding!
Nancy Grace is breeding!
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#1Nancy Grace is breeding!
Posted: 6/26/07 at 11:53am
Not since The Thing revealed it could split into multiple entities has news of a forthcoming birth so terrorized a nation! CNN's Nancy Grace announces tonight that she was secretly married and is expecting TWINS.
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Updated On: 6/26/07 at 11:53 AM
#2re: Nancy Grace is breeding!
Posted: 6/26/07 at 12:01pmI was really hoping you were kidding, and then I read the article. It's not so funny anymore. Just really, really frightening.
Call the understudy / I can't go on tonight / I'm drinking with my buddy / I'm getting good and tight / Before they raise the curtain I'll be higher than a kite / So call the understudy
I can't go on tonight
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#3re: Nancy Grace is breeding!
Posted: 6/26/07 at 12:09pmOne imagines her watching Mommie Dearest for parenting tips.
#4re: Nancy Grace is breeding!
Posted: 6/26/07 at 12:18pmCan you imagine, 15/16 years from now, Nancy Grace's teenage daughter runs away from home, and all of the great "Missing White Girl!!!" stories that'll be plastered all over the news?
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#5re: Nancy Grace is breeding!
Posted: 6/26/07 at 12:19pmThey'll be the new Prussian Blue, only more ignorant. Just what the world needs.
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#6re: Nancy Grace is breeding!
Posted: 6/26/07 at 12:22pmdid she get pregnant out of wedlock? what's the timeline of the marriage/conception/spawning?
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#7re: Nancy Grace is breeding!
Posted: 6/26/07 at 12:22pmI'm wondering that too, RobbO. It reads like a shotgun wedding to me.
Call the understudy / I can't go on tonight / I'm drinking with my buddy / I'm getting good and tight / Before they raise the curtain I'll be higher than a kite / So call the understudy
I can't go on tonight
#8re: Nancy Grace is breeding!
Posted: 6/26/07 at 12:35pm
Just to be fair, I enjoy Nancy and acknowldge she is loud, obnoxious, often misinformed and rude. However, she is not a racist or a homophobe to my knowldge, so referring to her unborn children as Prussian Blue is a bit off. I think she is a crusader for the safety of children and an advocate for child rights. As the saying goes, "well behaved women rarely make history." I wish her all the best.
"The sexual energy between the mother and son really concerns me!"-random woman behind me at Next to Normal
"I want to meet him after and bang him!"-random woman who exposed her breasts at Rock of Ages, referring to James Carpinello
Updated On: 6/26/07 at 12:35 PM
#9re: Nancy Grace is breeding!
Posted: 6/26/07 at 12:49pmReports say she is due in January ... I can count to nine, can you?!?
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For to be hopeless would seem so strange.
It dishonors those who go before us,
So lift me up to the light of change."
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#10re: Nancy Grace is breeding!
Posted: 6/26/07 at 12:55pmI thought this thread was called, "Nancy Grace is bleeding".
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#11re: Nancy Grace is breeding!
Posted: 6/26/07 at 12:57pm
To quote her own mid-Katrina words...
"GET OUT OF THERE, ANDERSON!!!"
Art has a double face, of expression and illusion.
Updated On: 6/26/07 at 12:57 PM
#12re: Nancy Grace is breeding!
Posted: 6/26/07 at 1:08pm
Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!
#13re: Nancy Grace is breeding!
Posted: 6/26/07 at 1:12pm
And this can't possibly be real, can it?
If she is due in January, should would have to be 2-3 months now. Even with twins, that is large. Is it just a decent photoshop?
Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!
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#14re: Nancy Grace is breeding!
Posted: 6/26/07 at 1:23pmi wouldve thought she'd been WAY past her days of menstruation.
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#15re: Nancy Grace is breeding!
Posted: 6/26/07 at 1:30pmShe is 47. Apparently she engaged in fertility treatments.
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#16re: Nancy Grace is breeding!
Posted: 6/26/07 at 1:32pm
She looks like Margaret Hamilton in that first pic
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#17re: Nancy Grace is breeding!
Posted: 6/26/07 at 1:34pmLook at the bright side folks, it gets her OFF the air for a couple of months at least.
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#18re: Nancy Grace is breeding!
Posted: 6/26/07 at 1:35pmAh, but Margaret Hamilton only PLAYED a hideous wicked witch!
#19re: Nancy Grace is breeding!
Posted: 6/26/07 at 1:55pmIt's so funny that some posters on here hate Nancy Grace for her bravado, but squeal with delight everytime Patti Lupone berates some fans, a salesclerk, bank, or hotel chain on her blog and that makes her a diva. Six of one, half dozen of another, people. I stand by my love of Nancy Grace.
"The sexual energy between the mother and son really concerns me!"-random woman behind me at Next to Normal
"I want to meet him after and bang him!"-random woman who exposed her breasts at Rock of Ages, referring to James Carpinello
#20re: Nancy Grace is breeding!
Posted: 6/26/07 at 2:46pm
"It's so funny that some posters on here hate Nancy Grace for her bravado..."
That's not why I hate her. I hate her because she's opportunistic, exploitative, subjective and interferes with the news she is supposedly reporting on. CNN has gone right down the toilet. And she's clingin' to the side of the tank right along with Lou Dobbs and his imigration obsession. It's just as bad as Fox News.
If she were doing an entertainment show rather than a news show, I might enjoy her. Because she is a bit of a hoot!
Art has a double face, of expression and illusion.
Updated On: 6/26/07 at 02:46 PM
#21re: Nancy Grace is breeding!
Posted: 6/26/07 at 2:49pmWell said, artscallion.
"I am open, and I am willing,
For to be hopeless would seem so strange.
It dishonors those who go before us,
So lift me up to the light of change."
Holly Near
#22re: Nancy Grace is breeding!
Posted: 6/26/07 at 2:50pm
But Bettyboy, Patti can *belt*. I'd like to see Nancy Grace try and play Eva. 
I am a firm believer in serendipity- all the random pieces coming together in one wonderful moment, when suddenly you see what their purpose was all along.
#23re: Nancy Grace is breeding!
Posted: 6/26/07 at 2:56pm
Nancy Grace is EVA PERON-she doesn't need to play her!! :)
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"The sexual energy between the mother and son really concerns me!"-random woman behind me at Next to Normal
"I want to meet him after and bang him!"-random woman who exposed her breasts at Rock of Ages, referring to James Carpinello
#24re: Nancy Grace is breeding!
Posted: 6/26/07 at 3:04pm
Hey, Eva Peron might have been a hoe, but you can't insult her comparing her to Nancy Grace.
She did good things for the people and is one of the most remembered women of last century, internationally.
Anyways, it cracks me up that Nancy had a "shot-gun" wedding, shotguns weddings tend to last forever...
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