Not as much as I'd like to be.
Jordan give yourself a hand!
I've always heard that grindr in NYC is beeft of anyone. My sympathies. There are tons of hot shirtless, faceless, guys on grindr here in small town Victoria, Canada--all catches (and I don't mean catching crabs, though perhaps that too). So I say, move.
Have you thought about a cat?
I always ask myself, "What would Ricky Martin do?"
Have his cats piss on him, probably.
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/13/09
Getting high on cat piss is a dangerous road to start down.
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
Do it! You're not getting any younger. Sure, today you're in high school, but tomorrow you'll be living all alone in an apartment full of cats.
Updated On: 4/6/12 at 10:37 AM
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
Savage Love this week:
I have an awesome relationship with an awesome guy. He loves me and takes care of me. I'm GGG and he's vanilla. I only draw the line at poop, animals, and children. But he's never asked me for anything other than vanilla sex. Which is why I don't know what to do. I went downstairs late the other night, and he was sitting on the couch masturbating while stroking the cat, which was sitting on his chest. The cat was sitting ON him, Dan, WHILE he was yanking himself. I don't know if he saw me. I went right back upstairs and went to bed. In the morning, he acted like nothing happened. Now I don't know what to do. Confront him? Get him help? Get rid of the cat?
Can't Analyze This
A Spanish guy said this to me once....
"Ever have a cat lick you? It's to escrapey!"
Theatrediva that ade me laugh, my ex-spanish boyfriend would always say that everything was "Esanice!
Grindr is so 5 minutes ago. Have you tried Growlr?
Cheesing? For real?
I just had to look that up on Urban Dictionary and I still can't tell if it's real or just something South Park made up.
I'm gonna go grab my cat and test it out. Will report back later.
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
Why in the world is THAT called "Cheesing"?
That was the least offensive thing they could call it.
Have you had a kitty rim? They know what they are doing.
'Too escrapey"
but it feels good to be worked over by a ****.
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