Not funny: Flatulent cows start fire at German dairy farm
Not funny: Flatulent cows start fire at German dairy farm
FindingNamo
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/22/03
#1Not funny: Flatulent cows start fire at German dairy farm
Posted: 1/27/14 at 11:27pm
I suppose you think it's funny?
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Borstalboy
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/9/04
#2Not funny: Flatulent cows start fire at German dairy farm
Posted: 1/27/14 at 11:33pmYou see that elephant run under there?
"Impossible is just a big word thrown around by small men who find it easier to live in the world they've been given than to explore the power they have to change it. Impossible is not a fact. It's an opinion. Impossible is not a declaration. It's a dare. Impossible is potential. Impossible is temporary. Impossible is nothing.”
~ Muhammad Ali
henrikegerman
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/29/05
#3Not funny: Flatulent cows start fire at German dairy farm
Posted: 1/27/14 at 11:48pmI hate when that happens.
#4Not funny: Flatulent cows start fire at German dairy farm
Posted: 1/28/14 at 12:00am
I'm gonna have to ask ModernMillie to have this thread removed.
....but the world goes 'round
Wynbish
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/27/12
#5Not funny: Flatulent cows start fire at German dairy farm
Posted: 1/28/14 at 12:03amCan we please have a fart-themed thread every night? It's a gas
#6Not funny: Flatulent cows start fire at German dairy farm
Posted: 1/28/14 at 12:09amMy parrot is trained to laugh out loud when she hears a fart.
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#7Not funny: Flatulent cows start fire at German dairy farm
Posted: 1/28/14 at 12:10amDo you make her laugh a lot?
#8Not funny: Flatulent cows start fire at German dairy farm
Posted: 1/28/14 at 12:33am
"Do you make her laugh a lot?"
yeah, but most of the time I make a fart sound with my mouth.
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#9Not funny: Flatulent cows start fire at German dairy farm
Posted: 1/28/14 at 12:34amMan, this is no joke My step brother lit one of his farts on fire, blew a flame 4 feet long and burnt a hole in his tighty whites! I was there. It was HOT!
Those Blocked: SueStorm. N2N Nate. Good riddence to stupid! Rad-Z, shill begone!
#10Not funny: Flatulent cows start fire at German dairy farm
Posted: 1/28/14 at 12:45amHAHAHA
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#11Not funny: Flatulent cows start fire at German dairy farm
Posted: 1/28/14 at 4:17am
....but the world goes 'round
#12Not funny: Flatulent cows start fire at German dairy farm
Posted: 1/28/14 at 6:47amRe: The Opera Singer. That's Blanchfield hospital for you. They had an anesthesiologist once administer an epidural incorrectly and the mother was completely numb from the waist up and felt everything from the waist down. I grew up right outside of Ft. Campbell and have heard the horror stories all my life.
Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!
FindingNamo
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/22/03
#13Not funny: Flatulent cows start fire at German dairy farm
Posted: 1/28/14 at 9:49am
"was completely numb from the waist up and felt everything from the waist down"
Or, what I call: "A really fun Saturday night."
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#14Not funny: Flatulent cows start fire at German dairy farm
Posted: 1/28/14 at 10:01amIs Harris vacationing in Germany?
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
#15Not funny: Flatulent cows start fire at German dairy farm
Posted: 1/28/14 at 10:03am
"was completely numb from the waist up and felt everything from the waist down"
Or, what I call: "A really fun Saturday night."
Not if you were pushing something the size of a watermelon out of your anus. Oh, wait...
Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!
Updated On: 1/28/14 at 10:03 AM
FindingNamo
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/22/03
#16Not funny: Flatulent cows start fire at German dairy farm
Posted: 1/28/14 at 10:05amExactly!
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#17Not funny: Flatulent cows start fire at German dairy farm
Posted: 1/28/14 at 10:07am
This thread is beyond disgusting.
I love it!
#18Not funny: Flatulent cows start fire at German dairy farm
Posted: 1/28/14 at 12:55pmWoooooooo hoooooooooo
Attend the tale of Bovine Boy
His party threads we all enjoy
But does he have Mad Cow Disease?
He doesn't eat beef - but cows skating? - oh please!!!
With cocoa!?!
And lemonade!?!
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#19Not funny: Flatulent cows start fire at German dairy farm
Posted: 1/28/14 at 1:05pmharris, Sprechen Sie auch Deutsch ?
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
#20Not funny: Flatulent cows start fire at German dairy farm
Posted: 1/28/14 at 1:13pmExcuuuuuuuuuse you? English please.
#21Not funny: Flatulent cows start fire at German dairy farm
Posted: 1/28/14 at 1:22pm
I guess you don't speak German, Carlos 
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
#21Not funny: Flatulent cows start fire at German dairy farm
Posted: 1/28/14 at 1:56pmL M A O ... I had to use Google Translate!!
Borstalboy
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/9/04
#22Not funny: Flatulent cows start fire at German dairy farm
Posted: 1/28/14 at 6:28pmYou guys are so full of beans!
"Impossible is just a big word thrown around by small men who find it easier to live in the world they've been given than to explore the power they have to change it. Impossible is not a fact. It's an opinion. Impossible is not a declaration. It's a dare. Impossible is potential. Impossible is temporary. Impossible is nothing.”
~ Muhammad Ali
#23Not funny: Flatulent cows start fire at German dairy farm
Posted: 1/28/14 at 6:57pmhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wst7f_AFre8
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