#1
Posted: 1/27/14 at 11:27pm
Not funny: Flatulent cows start fire at German dairy farm
#2
Posted: 1/27/14 at 11:33pm
You see that elephant run under there?
"Impossible is just a big word thrown around by small men who find it easier to live in the world they've been given than to explore the power they have to change it. Impossible is not a fact. It's an opinion. Impossible is not a declaration. It's a dare. Impossible is potential. Impossible is temporary. Impossible is nothing.”
~ Muhammad Ali
#3
Posted: 1/27/14 at 11:48pm
I hate when that happens.
#4
Posted: 1/28/14 at 12:00am
I'm gonna have to ask ModernMillie to have this thread removed.
....but the world goes 'round
#5
Posted: 1/28/14 at 12:03am
Can we please have a fart-themed thread every night? It's a gas
#6
Posted: 1/28/14 at 12:09am
My parrot is trained to laugh out loud when she hears a fart.
<-----I'M TOTES ROLLING MY EYES
#7
Posted: 1/28/14 at 12:10am
Do you make her laugh a lot?
#8
Posted: 1/28/14 at 12:33am
"Do you make her laugh a lot?"
yeah, but most of the time I make a fart sound with my mouth.
yeah, but most of the time I make a fart sound with my mouth.
<-----I'M TOTES ROLLING MY EYES
#9
Posted: 1/28/14 at 12:34am
Man, this is no joke My step brother lit one of his farts on fire, blew a flame 4 feet long and burnt a hole in his tighty whites! I was there. It was HOT!
Those Blocked: SueStorm. N2N Nate. Good riddence to stupid! Rad-Z, shill begone!
#10
Posted: 1/28/14 at 12:45am
HAHAHA
<-----I'M TOTES ROLLING MY EYES
#11
Posted: 1/28/14 at 4:17am
....but the world goes 'round
#12
Posted: 1/28/14 at 6:47am
Re: The Opera Singer. That's Blanchfield hospital for you. They had an anesthesiologist once administer an epidural incorrectly and the mother was completely numb from the waist up and felt everything from the waist down. I grew up right outside of Ft. Campbell and have heard the horror stories all my life.
Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!
#13
Posted: 1/28/14 at 9:49am
"was completely numb from the waist up and felt everything from the waist down"
Or, what I call: "A really fun Saturday night."
Or, what I call: "A really fun Saturday night."
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#14
Posted: 1/28/14 at 10:01am
Is Harris vacationing in Germany?
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
#15
Posted: 1/28/14 at 10:03am
"was completely numb from the waist up and felt everything from the waist down"
Or, what I call: "A really fun Saturday night."
Not if you were pushing something the size of a watermelon out of your anus. Oh, wait...
Or, what I call: "A really fun Saturday night."
Not if you were pushing something the size of a watermelon out of your anus. Oh, wait...
Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!
Updated On: 1/28/14 at 10:03 AM
#16
Posted: 1/28/14 at 10:05am
Exactly!
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#17
Posted: 1/28/14 at 10:07am
This thread is beyond disgusting.
I love it!
I love it!
#18
Posted: 1/28/14 at 12:55pm
Woooooooo hoooooooooo
Attend the tale of Bovine Boy
His party threads we all enjoy
But does he have Mad Cow Disease?
He doesn't eat beef - but cows skating? - oh please!!!
With cocoa!?!
And lemonade!?!
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#19
Posted: 1/28/14 at 1:05pm
harris, Sprechen Sie auch Deutsch ?
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
#20
Posted: 1/28/14 at 1:13pm
Excuuuuuuuuuse you? English please.
#21
Posted: 1/28/14 at 1:22pm
I guess you don't speak German, Carlos 
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
#22
Posted: 1/28/14 at 1:56pm
L M A O ... I had to use Google Translate!!
#23
Posted: 1/28/14 at 6:28pm
You guys are so full of beans!
"Impossible is just a big word thrown around by small men who find it easier to live in the world they've been given than to explore the power they have to change it. Impossible is not a fact. It's an opinion. Impossible is not a declaration. It's a dare. Impossible is potential. Impossible is temporary. Impossible is nothing.”
~ Muhammad Ali
#24
Posted: 1/28/14 at 6:57pm
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