Not funny: Flatulent cows start fire at German dairy farm

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 1/27/14 at 11:27pm

I suppose you think it's funny?

[Borstalboy]

Posted: 1/27/14 at 11:33pm

You see that elephant run under there?

[henrikegerman]

Posted: 1/27/14 at 11:48pm

I hate when that happens.

[tazber]

Posted: 1/28/14 at 12:00am

I'm gonna have to ask ModernMillie to have this thread removed.

[Wynbish]

Posted: 1/28/14 at 12:03am

Can we please have a fart-themed thread every night? It's a gas

[Jane2]

Posted: 1/28/14 at 12:09am

My parrot is trained to laugh out loud when she hears a fart.

[Jordan Catalano]

Posted: 1/28/14 at 12:10am

Do you make her laugh a lot?

[Jane2]

Posted: 1/28/14 at 12:33am

"Do you make her laugh a lot?"

yeah, but most of the time I make a fart sound with my mouth.

[SNAFU]

Posted: 1/28/14 at 12:34am

Man, this is no joke My step brother lit one of his farts on fire, blew a flame 4 feet long and burnt a hole in his tighty whites! I was there. It was HOT!

[Jane2]

Posted: 1/28/14 at 12:45am

HAHAHA

[tazber]

Posted: 1/28/14 at 4:17am

[JerseyGirl2]

Posted: 1/28/14 at 6:47am

Re: The Opera Singer. That's Blanchfield hospital for you. They had an anesthesiologist once administer an epidural incorrectly and the mother was completely numb from the waist up and felt everything from the waist down. I grew up right outside of Ft. Campbell and have heard the horror stories all my life.

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 1/28/14 at 9:49am

"was completely numb from the waist up and felt everything from the waist down"

Or, what I call: "A really fun Saturday night."

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 1/28/14 at 10:01am

Is Harris vacationing in Germany?

[JerseyGirl2]

Posted: 1/28/14 at 10:03am

"was completely numb from the waist up and felt everything from the waist down"

Or, what I call: "A really fun Saturday night."

Not if you were pushing something the size of a watermelon out of your anus. Oh, wait...

Updated On: 1/28/14 at 10:03 AM

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 1/28/14 at 10:05am

Exactly!

[CarlosAlberto]

Posted: 1/28/14 at 10:07am

This thread is beyond disgusting.

I love it!

[harris007]

Posted: 1/28/14 at 12:55pm

Woooooooo hoooooooooo

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 1/28/14 at 1:05pm

harris, Sprechen Sie auch Deutsch ?

[CarlosAlberto]

Posted: 1/28/14 at 1:13pm

Excuuuuuuuuuse you? English please.

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 1/28/14 at 1:22pm

I guess you don't speak German, Carlos

[CarlosAlberto]

Posted: 1/28/14 at 1:56pm

L M A O ... I had to use Google Translate!!

[Borstalboy]

Posted: 1/28/14 at 6:28pm

You guys are so full of beans!

[Jane2]

Posted: 1/28/14 at 6:57pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wst7f_AFre8