Obama "Dreamy", McCain "Gross Dork"
Obama "Dreamy", McCain "Gross Dork"
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#1Obama "Dreamy", McCain "Gross Dork"
Posted: 7/16/08 at 3:10pm
WASHINGTON—According to a poll released Monday by Teen Zogby!, both Barack Obama's approval and dreaminess ratings among slumber party–attending tweens have risen to 82 percent following last week's publication of the Tiger Beat cover pictorial "Hangin' With Barack!"
Obama is expected to remain a solid favorite with the giggling-and-talking-until-4 a.m. voting bloc, as hunky war hero John McCain, his closest contender, is widely considered by the slumber party demographic to be a gross dork.
The Onion of course!
Updated On: 7/16/08 at 03:10 PM
#2re: Obama 'Dreamy', McCain 'Gross Dork'
Posted: 7/16/08 at 3:20pm
Who is Jason, and why would I want to win his "homemade" T-shirt? (I bet he didn't actually make the shirt himself -- just the handprints) Glad to know it's fingerpaint and not blood, though!
And how do I know if the Jonas Brothers are crushing on me?
Updated On: 7/16/08 at 03:20 PM
#2re: Obama 'Dreamy', McCain 'Gross Dork'
Posted: 7/16/08 at 3:26pm
"Before Vanessa was a star"?!?
I didn't know she was one now.
#3re: Obama 'Dreamy', McCain 'Gross Dork'
Posted: 7/16/08 at 3:27pmWho the hell cares what 8-15 year olds think about candidates, it isn't like they can vote.
#4re: Obama 'Dreamy', McCain 'Gross Dork'
Posted: 7/16/08 at 3:27pm
What base is discussed in Ashley's popularity secret?
I'm thinking second. This is Tiger Beat, not YM.
Borstalboy
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/9/04
#5re: Obama 'Dreamy', McCain 'Gross Dork'
Posted: 7/16/08 at 3:28pm
I believe that squealy pre-teen girls are our future
Teach them well and let them lead the way...
#6bammy 'creamy', johnny mac 'crunchy'
Posted: 7/16/08 at 3:46pmi hope it's from vanessa's photo texting period.
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
WOSQ
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/18/03
#7bammy 'creamy', johnny mac 'crunchy'
Posted: 7/16/08 at 4:33pmUm...isn't "Gross Dork" a suburb of Detroit?
fanpires
Stand-by Joined: 6/25/08
#8bammy 'creamy', johnny mac 'crunchy'
Posted: 7/16/08 at 9:05pmwait - 15 year-olds are lusting over obama? am i understanding this correctly? XD
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Joined: 12/31/69
#9bammy 'creamy', johnny mac 'crunchy'
Posted: 7/17/08 at 10:54amNot lusting- they just think he's "Dreamy"-- and he is!
#10bammy 'creamy', johnny mac 'crunchy'
Posted: 7/17/08 at 10:55amDidn't McCain get the same 'dreamy' response from the readers of AARP Monthly?
StockardFan
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/19/08
#11bammy 'creamy', johnny mac 'crunchy'
Posted: 7/17/08 at 12:08pm
"Didn't McCain get the same 'dreamy' response from the readers of AARP Monthly? "
*snort*
#12bammy 'creamy', johnny mac 'crunchy'
Posted: 7/17/08 at 12:10pmno, it's james barbour lusting after 15 year-olds. these ones are just well informed young political junkettes.
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
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#13bammy 'creamy', johnny mac 'crunchy'
Posted: 7/17/08 at 12:17pmA reporter from MTV asked McCain this morning "Boxers or Briefs?" McCain said "Depends."
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#14bammy 'creamy', johnny mac 'crunchy'
Posted: 7/17/08 at 4:15pm^ That is hilarious, I'll be sharing that one or sure.
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