Obama and RFID chips?

[DustyC]

Posted: 3/21/13 at 12:39am

So I was doing some reading, and watching some YouTube videos. And apparantly starting on March 23 we are to get micro chips implanted into our bodies. Now apparantly according to these sources (which are just a bunch of crazy people) these chips will have a bunch of info about us. This info may include GPS technology, bank account and medical info. Now I have no clue if this is all true or not, but I have seen the news even report on these chips recently. So I really do not know what to think! Any thoughts or insight? Should we be afraid!?

[Jordan Catalano]

Posted: 3/21/13 at 12:39am

You can get them at Duane Reade. I can't wait!

[DustyC]

Posted: 3/21/13 at 12:45am

I meant to put Obama Care in the subject line!

[Jordan Catalano]

Posted: 3/21/13 at 12:53am

It's cool. When/where you geting your chip?

[DustyC]

Posted: 3/21/13 at 12:57am

I have no clue! I just read about it about an hour ago! I guess I have to consult with mom about it. I was just at a doctors office Monday, and they made no mention of it. Are you really getting one?

[Jordan Catalano]

Posted: 3/21/13 at 1:00am

Of course! I think a lot of people are going to freak out about it (Moms esp. lolz) but it's awesome that we'll be like human and not really like cyborg but like have this machine in us (not like a real machine lol but a chip thing lol) that can track us and do weird (not weird but good) stuff for us that we can't do for ourselves. They're free too and I love free stuff. I hope they don't weigh a lot because I'm not on a diet but kind of on one.

[DustyC]

Posted: 3/21/13 at 1:09am

Oh gosh Mr. Catalano now you have me worried

[Jordan Catalano]

Posted: 3/21/13 at 1:11am

I was only kidding lol. They wont weigh anything.

[Johnnycantdecide]

Posted: 3/21/13 at 1:37am

http://www.snopes.com/politics/medical/microchip.asp

[TheatreDiva90016]

Posted: 3/21/13 at 1:42am

I enjoy dip with my chips.

[AEA AGMA SM]

Posted: 3/21/13 at 1:47am

French onion or ranch?

[SNAFU]

Posted: 3/21/13 at 2:24am

You mean Dusty, you are not of the Body? Landru!

[tazber]

Posted: 3/21/13 at 5:55am

I got my chip during the Beta testing phase. It's really cool. And I feel really secure because I know that the government can monitor everything I do now.

When I accidentally turned on Fox news a few nights ago I got a little electric shock. Cool!

[PalJoey]

Posted: 3/21/13 at 9:19am

Are these the things that give you wirelessly controlled erections?

[madbrian]

Posted: 3/21/13 at 9:46am

No, PJ, that's called the internet.

[Reginald Tresilian]

Posted: 3/21/13 at 10:05am

Madbrian ftw.

[Mister Matt]

Posted: 3/21/13 at 10:17am

I think After Eight had his implanted on his shoulder.

[Huss417]

Posted: 3/21/13 at 11:03am

I think I got an email this morning from Groupon that they are 50% off today.

[JbaraFan1]

Posted: 3/21/13 at 12:04pm

I wonder if I'm old enough to get the shingles vaccine and if the pharmacy might give me a discount or some sort of store reward if I got the vaccine and the chip implant at the same time? Do y'all think it's worth asking about?

[DottieD'Luscia]

Posted: 3/21/13 at 12:07pm

That's called "bundling" (same term that the cable companies use). I'd go for it!

[Jordan Catalano]

Posted: 3/22/13 at 12:32am

I got another chip tonight. (You can't have just one, right?)

[DustyC]

Posted: 3/22/13 at 1:16am

I can't wait to become the next generation of Terminators!

[fingerlakessinger]

Posted: 3/22/13 at 2:35am

Dusty C, I hope for your sake that you are just joking.

One of the girls I work with was spewing on out this, saying how its proof Obama is the Antichrist.
I had to stop her in mid sentence to gasp for air from laughing so hard.

Updated On: 3/22/13 at 02:35 AM

[DustyC]

Posted: 3/22/13 at 3:59am

Obama the antichrist? That is just non sence! We all know the real antichrist is Pope John Paul II when he get resurrected from the grave duuuuh!

[tazber]

Posted: 3/22/13 at 4:37am