Obama: Greatest President Ever

Posted: 4/30/12 at 10:55am

At the correspondents dinner he asked: What's the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull? The pit bull is delicious.

[Kad]

Posted: 4/30/12 at 10:58am

He killed at the correspondents dinner.

[madbrian]

Posted: 4/30/12 at 11:01am

"Hillary keeps drunk-texting me from Cartagena".

He's much better at this sort of this thing than he was three years ago. He seems more comfortable, and his writers seem to have found his voice.

I thought Kimmel was a bust. Funny enough material, but he seemed stilted.

And by the way, Olbermann lashed out at Kimmel for the material directed at him...which was very funny. "Olbermann has more pink slips than Marcus Bachmann".

[Kad]

Posted: 4/30/12 at 11:15am

Kimmel's bit on Romney was great, though.

“You can’t have a beer with him, because he doesn’t drink. You can’t have a cup of coffee with him, because he can’t have caffeine. You can’t even play Monopoly with him because he keeps trying to put the dog on the car.”

[madbrian]

Posted: 4/30/12 at 11:24am

I agree that his material was terrific, and I'll admit that it my opinion on his delivery is probably unfairly biased by the performance of Seth Meyers last year, which was nothing short of brilliant.

[Mr Roxy]

Posted: 4/30/12 at 6:11pm

The economy is in the tank.Gas is going thru the roof but O is great at stand up comedy. This is all that matters.

[Mister Matt]

Posted: 4/30/12 at 6:17pm

It matters a lot when Bush left us with nothing but tears.

[romantico]

Posted: 4/30/12 at 6:22pm

Roxy, eight years of Bush will destroy ANY ECONOMY! You right wingers like to cherry pick your facts. Obama saved GM. Romney wanted it to burn and go under. Obama got Bin Laden, something Bush could not do. I could go on and on but I'm sure in the Republicans mind it was Bush who got Bin Laden and Obama alone who killed the economy.

Roxy, people like you are going to start be called on out your lies and that is what it is. A lie. Obama has many accomplishments and is more liked and a better President than Bush. DEAL WITH IT!

The Republicans are pouting over every little thing. Next time try running a candidate your party likes and respects instead of another Rich guy who will say ANYTHING to get elected.

Updated On: 4/30/12 at 06:22 PM

[SNAFU]

Posted: 4/30/12 at 6:27pm

Roxy, step into the Way Back Machine and see who was to blame for oilprices in 2008!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UzEnKdBAb_o

Updated On: 4/30/12 at 06:27 PM

[romantico]

Posted: 4/30/12 at 6:45pm

SNAFU, all the Republicans have to do is shake the etch a sketch and that video never happened. The rules can change and all they have to do is reboot. Back then the gas prices were not Bush's fault. Now however, they are Obama's fault. See how this works? Republicans have their own set of rules.

[SNAFU]

Posted: 4/30/12 at 7:13pm

Thank-you Mr Peabody!

Was actually at a fundraiser for Media Matters last Summer in Chappaquidic. They do some awesome work recording and archiving these video soundbites!

Updated On: 4/30/12 at 07:13 PM

Posted: 4/30/12 at 9:55pm

Mr. Roxy I posted that joke because I found it hysterical that the president turned their own meme (google it) against the Republican machine. He did it with wit and style and rose above their (your) petty attacks. Classy.

[madbrian]

Posted: 4/30/12 at 10:32pm

As long as we're talking about the economy, let's explain how it got to the precipice of total collapse. The foundation of our economy almost collapsed due to a lack of regulation; this was due to decades of deregulation by both parties, and very little has been done to remedy the situation. On top of that, the Bush administration started two wars and signed a massive increase to Medicare benefits while cutting taxes at the same time. Obama inherited this, and made two mistakes. First, he understated the enormity of the problem and predicted a turnaround that was far too optimistic, particularly regarding employment. Second, he was far too weak in his approach to the solution; he was too concerned about getting one Republican, any Republican, to sign on to the stimulus that it was far less than it needed to be.

Having said all that, his actions, including the bailout of the auto industry, saved us from a total economic failure. The GOP has been, and still is, in denial about the root causes of our problems. Their approach would have been, and will be if they get complete control of the executive and legislative branches, to cut taxes, expand the military, and reduce regulations.

Updated On: 5/1/12 at 10:32 PM

[Kad]

Posted: 4/30/12 at 11:38pm

Bush, however, is free to joke about looking for WMDs in his office during his correspondent's dinner, apparently.

[romantico]

Posted: 6/23/12 at 4:14pm

Hey Roxy. Since Obama was to blame for the high price of gas (according to you and that idiot troll) then you must also have to credit him for the gas prices coming down. As a matter of fact gas could be as low as $3 a gallon by October and since you said Obama was to blame for them going up then he must be responsible for them coming down.

He really is the greatest President ever!

http://video.msnbc.msn.com/nightly-news/47927337/#47927337

[Mr Roxy]

Posted: 6/23/12 at 7:25pm

Greatest president. That is the most assinine thing I have ever heard

Maybe we should remove all 4 figures from Mt Rushmore and put O up there

I think 4more years will totally screw the country. He basically is telling Immigration agents to break the law by his illegal and political act on immigration. This guy will promise anyone anything to get reelected. To him the budget is paid for with monopoly money. Now hispanics can get working papers and join the ever growing unemployment line. Putin knows this guy is a lightweight and treats him accordingly

Have another glass of Kool Aid.

Updated On: 6/23/12 at 07:25 PM

[TheatreDiva90016]

Posted: 6/23/12 at 7:37pm

"He basically is telling Immigration agents to break the law by his illegal and political act on immigration."

And Romney is doing the same thing... Only he won't admit it.

[romantico]

Posted: 6/23/12 at 7:57pm

Roxy, you didn't answer my question YOU LIED and said Obama was to blame for the high gas prices. NOW they are coming down. You have absolutely NOTHING to say about that. Instead, you change the subject. Admit you lied (were wrong). Go ahead. Be a man.

Oh, and NO it is NOT the most asinine thing ever heard.I could give you a list of things Bush, Boehner,Cantor, Romney and so on that would qualify for the most asinine things ever said.

You think 4 more years will screw the country? What about those 8 years of Bush that put us in the mess we are in? You were as happy as a clam during that time I bet.Talk about drinking the Kool Aid! In your foggy eyes Bush was the best President, we were loved all around the world, the economy was great under Bush and so were jobs and everything else.

In your world Mitt Romney would look out for the average American and everyone would would be better off.You are not only drinking the Kool Aid you are smoking the crack along with the kool aid. Obama may not be the Best President ever but he is better than that rich boy snob running and the last idiot we had in office.

So, ignore the asinine thing YOU SAID just a few months ago about Obama and the high gas prices. You Roxy are a coward who is hoping no one will notice the numerous error(s) in your posts.Since you have nothing to say I will assume you know down deep you were mistaken and are to big of a pu*sy to admit it now. Instead you have to make up more crap and lie in order to vent your anger.You've been called out as being a misinformed tool and that really pisses you off.So, you just start spewing crap. Go back to watching Fox News.

I'm done with you. Just go away!

Updated On: 6/23/12 at 07:57 PM

Posted: 6/23/12 at 8:02pm

Really? 14 year olds will be standing in some unemployment line? How does that work?
I hope they will be going to school and preparing to be productive adults.

Posted: 6/23/12 at 8:02pm

And I STILL love that he told that joke.

[ErikJ972]

Posted: 6/24/12 at 8:42am

Every President since Reagan has used executive power to alter enforcement of immigration policy. Were you as outraged when Bush and Reagan did it Roxy? And what was that you were saying about gas prices again?

[Jordan Catalano]

Posted: 6/24/12 at 9:24am

Roxy will answer that question when hell freezes over or Ricky Martin is sitting on my face, whichever happens first.

[romantico]

Posted: 8/14/12 at 10:48pm

This is PRETTY AWESOME!

President Obama was asked to say something nice about Mitt Romney and his response is just a classic!

In an interview with KXNO sports radio today, President Obama was asked to say something nice about Mitt Romney, Politico reports. Here's his response:

"He seems to have a great family. And I really think he had a great health care plan when he was in Massachusetts, 'Obama said. 'Seems to be working really well - One of the reasons why we set up the same kind of plan nationally and we're implementing it right now.'

LOL!!!!! Keep reminding the American People how Great Mitt is Mr.President!

http://livewire.talkingpointsmemo.com/entry/obama-compliments-romney-sort-of

[Wynbish]

Posted: 8/14/12 at 11:18pm

Are we really using Rushmore as a suitable argument against Obama being the greatest president?

So, if a future president makes everyone equal, erases debt, does away with war, puts people on Mars, stops an asteroid, and leads a charge against an alien ship, they cannot be the greatest president ever because he or she was not even alive when the mountain was carved up?

[Jordan Catalano]

Posted: 8/14/12 at 11:30pm

Mars is so August, 2012.