ANNOUNCER
Welcome to the first ever Greg Fans United awards. Before we start, we ask that you silence all cell phones and pagers. Unwrap all candy, and please, no flash photography or video recording at any time.
NORBERT LEO BUTZ
Hey, that announcer sounds like that woman from Site Pal...
CAROLE ANN (GAV)
Shhhhhh! Quiet, Norbert!
NORBERT
Sorry.
ANNOUNCER
And now, your hosts...Gavrochegirl and Norbert Leo Butz!
GAV
That's GAV! Gav, damn it!
NORBERT
Control your anger, Gav. We don't want a scene, do we?
GAV
Oh...right.
*HOSTS ENTER*
GAV
Welcome to the Greg Fans United awards! Now, due to the limited amount of time I might have, we're NOT going to crack any jokes.
NORBERT
Awwwww. You spoil all the fun, Gav!
GAV
Oh, be quiet...I only do it
sometimes .
NORBERT
And now, here to present the first award...
GAV
Norbert!
NORBERT
Me? What happened to the star-studded presenters? Do I get a gift basket?
GAV
Just go! (EXITS.)
NORBERT
Uh...(READING TELEPROMPTER) Greg's webcam would not be complete without...without what?
GAV
(WHISPERS LOUDLY) Guests, Norbert! GUESTS!
NORBERT
Ohhhhh...guests. Anyway, there are many guests on the sessions, but the members and lurkers of the Greg Fans United thread have decided on the best one so far. And the winner is...(OPENS ENVALOPE.)...Andrew Asnes!
GAV
This is Andrew's first and only award of the night.
NORBERT
Really? God, that's sad.
GAV
Shhhhh!
What the puck?!