Official Greg Jbara Love Thread- Page 511

[movieinmymind]

Posted: 8/7/05 at 3:21pm

yay! awards in less than 2 hours!

mamie, that sucks. but, as wickedrentq said, there are other ways!

[Traci]

Posted: 8/7/05 at 3:46pm

I'm probably not going to be here for the awards becsue I'm going over to my cousins for a BBQ. But make them good so I have something interesting to come home to.

[cserannie]

Posted: 8/7/05 at 4:24pm

Hi! I am back...from the rehab (as one of you mentioned the wellness spa hotel)
It was cool but a little boring after six days and of course my MP3 went wrong when I wanted to listen to a little DRS. Of course.
I see I missed only three show. And there wasn't one camphoto with John. And I won't see him till 24th.

Oh, and what award are you all talkink about?

[gavrochegirl]

Posted: 8/7/05 at 4:28pm

Annie! Welcome back!

They are the GFU awards, and they're today. It's kind of a ceremony honoring our members! It starts in about a hlaf hour...the host is yours truly, and my co-host is Norbert Leo Butz...

[Traci]

Posted: 8/7/05 at 4:34pm

Welcome back Annie! We missed you!

[cserannie]

Posted: 8/7/05 at 4:37pm

thanks Traci.

Well I pretty curious about the GFU awards but I am so tired that it took almost 5 minutes to type this couple of words.

[chrrymn]

Posted: 8/7/05 at 4:45pm

the slideshow is up, now. welcome back, Annie.

[BluCat500]

Posted: 8/7/05 at 4:50pm

Yay my favorite hungarian is back!!!

[movieinmymind]

Posted: 8/7/05 at 4:57pm

yess! the slideshow's up!

time to see what i missed last night.

[movieinmymind]

Posted: 8/7/05 at 4:59pm

oh, where are my manners!? WELCOME BACK, ANNIE!

[BluCat500]

Posted: 8/7/05 at 5:04pm

Is it just me or is it 5:00 where are these dang awards ...I've got things to do :-O (shocking I know!)

[movieinmymind]

Posted: 8/7/05 at 5:04pm

Za ba zoovee...

lol, that was random!

i agree, cat

Updated On: 8/7/05 at 05:04 PM

[gavrochegirl]

Posted: 8/7/05 at 5:05pm

ANNOUNCER
Welcome to the first ever Greg Fans United awards. Before we start, we ask that you silence all cell phones and pagers. Unwrap all candy, and please, no flash photography or video recording at any time.

NORBERT LEO BUTZ
Hey, that announcer sounds like that woman from Site Pal...

CAROLE ANN (GAV)
Shhhhhh! Quiet, Norbert!

NORBERT
Sorry.

ANNOUNCER
And now, your hosts...Gavrochegirl and Norbert Leo Butz!

GAV
That's GAV! Gav, damn it!

NORBERT
Control your anger, Gav. We don't want a scene, do we?

GAV
Oh...right.

*HOSTS ENTER*

GAV
Welcome to the Greg Fans United awards! Now, due to the limited amount of time I might have, we're NOT going to crack any jokes.

NORBERT
Awwwww. You spoil all the fun, Gav!

GAV
Oh, be quiet...I only do it sometimes .

NORBERT
And now, here to present the first award...

GAV
Norbert!

NORBERT
Me? What happened to the star-studded presenters? Do I get a gift basket?

GAV
Just go! (EXITS.)

NORBERT
Uh...(READING TELEPROMPTER) Greg's webcam would not be complete without...without what?

GAV
(WHISPERS LOUDLY) Guests, Norbert! GUESTS!

NORBERT
Ohhhhh...guests. Anyway, there are many guests on the sessions, but the members and lurkers of the Greg Fans United thread have decided on the best one so far. And the winner is...(OPENS ENVALOPE.)...Andrew Asnes!

GAV
This is Andrew's first and only award of the night.

NORBERT
Really? God, that's sad.

GAV
Shhhhh!

[movieinmymind]

Posted: 8/7/05 at 5:07pm

HAHAHAHAHAHA!

"god that's sad"

NORBERT! i LOVE ANDREW! how can you say that? tehe!

yay andrew! *jumps around*

[BluCat500]

Posted: 8/7/05 at 5:08pm

I totally didn't vote for him, but I'm still quite happy

[chrrymn]

Posted: 8/7/05 at 5:09pm

Andrew would've gotten my vote...had a voted. so, yay!

[movieinmymind]

Posted: 8/7/05 at 5:10pm

congrats, andrew!

[BluCat500]

Posted: 8/7/05 at 5:11pm

[gavrochegirl]

Posted: 8/7/05 at 5:14pm

NORBERT
Andrew could not be here to accept this award...

GAV
...so we'll move on to the next one!

NORBERT
What? How uncaring...

GAV
Just roll with the punches, Norb...ahem! And I will present the next award.

*LONG PAUSE. NORBERT IS STILL ONSTAGE.*

GAV
(WHISPERS LOUDLY...AGAIN.) Get off, Norbert!

NORBERT
Cheesh, you never asked me...(HE EXITS.)

GAV
Okay, sorry about that folks. Now we're going to move on to one of the best awards of the night...best avatar!

SOMEONE IN THE AUDIENCE
I thought Best Captain was the best award...

GAV
We only had three members who were nominated, but we did have a tie between them all at first. But, a voter broke the tie...and then another tie came upon us for this award. It was never broken, so I'm going to give the award to both of them. And the winner of the best avatar is...(OPENS ENVALOPE.) Hey! I won! (CLEARS THROAT.) I mean...the winners are Gav and Catherine, also known as BluCat500!

[movieinmymind]

Posted: 8/7/05 at 5:14pm

YESS!

haha, the results are going very well today!

congrats you two!

Updated On: 8/7/05 at 05:14 PM

[BluCat500]

Posted: 8/7/05 at 5:16pm

Woo I didn't even know you're a captain...congrats co winner...

[gavrochegirl]

Posted: 8/7/05 at 5:18pm

*NORBERT ENTERS, GAV EXITS*

NORBERT
And, hopefully, Catherine accepted the award.

GAV
I accepted the award!

NORBERT
Did I mention your name?...(CLEARS THROAT.) The next award is based on all the crazy quotes Greg uses on the cam. Now, there are many memorable ones out there, including my personal favorite that didn't win, "Time to woo the shrew"....wait. That's not my favorite! The teleprompter lies!

GAV
Keep on going, Norb...

NORBERT
Right. Anyway, the award for best quote goes to..."Off to whip the chimp"!

[movieinmymind]

Posted: 8/7/05 at 5:20pm

haha! i had a feeling that would be it! even though it's not the one i voted for, i still love that line!

[BluCat500]

Posted: 8/7/05 at 5:20pm

A classic although I voted for I'm not really naked...

[movieinmymind]

Posted: 8/7/05 at 5:22pm

yeah, i voted for

"Removing all traces of kissy kissy...except for my smile, of course!"