Official Greg Jbara Love Thread- Page 512

[BluCat500]

Posted: 8/7/05 at 5:11pm

[gavrochegirl]

Posted: 8/7/05 at 5:14pm

NORBERT
Andrew could not be here to accept this award...

GAV
...so we'll move on to the next one!

NORBERT
What? How uncaring...

GAV
Just roll with the punches, Norb...ahem! And I will present the next award.

*LONG PAUSE. NORBERT IS STILL ONSTAGE.*

GAV
(WHISPERS LOUDLY...AGAIN.) Get off, Norbert!

NORBERT
Cheesh, you never asked me...(HE EXITS.)

GAV
Okay, sorry about that folks. Now we're going to move on to one of the best awards of the night...best avatar!

SOMEONE IN THE AUDIENCE
I thought Best Captain was the best award...

GAV
We only had three members who were nominated, but we did have a tie between them all at first. But, a voter broke the tie...and then another tie came upon us for this award. It was never broken, so I'm going to give the award to both of them. And the winner of the best avatar is...(OPENS ENVALOPE.) Hey! I won! (CLEARS THROAT.) I mean...the winners are Gav and Catherine, also known as BluCat500!

[movieinmymind]

Posted: 8/7/05 at 5:14pm

YESS!

haha, the results are going very well today!

congrats you two!

Updated On: 8/7/05 at 05:14 PM

[BluCat500]

Posted: 8/7/05 at 5:16pm

Woo I didn't even know you're a captain...congrats co winner...

[gavrochegirl]

Posted: 8/7/05 at 5:18pm

*NORBERT ENTERS, GAV EXITS*

NORBERT
And, hopefully, Catherine accepted the award.

GAV
I accepted the award!

NORBERT
Did I mention your name?...(CLEARS THROAT.) The next award is based on all the crazy quotes Greg uses on the cam. Now, there are many memorable ones out there, including my personal favorite that didn't win, "Time to woo the shrew"....wait. That's not my favorite! The teleprompter lies!

GAV
Keep on going, Norb...

NORBERT
Right. Anyway, the award for best quote goes to..."Off to whip the chimp"!

[movieinmymind]

Posted: 8/7/05 at 5:20pm

haha! i had a feeling that would be it! even though it's not the one i voted for, i still love that line!

[BluCat500]

Posted: 8/7/05 at 5:20pm

A classic although I voted for I'm not really naked...

[movieinmymind]

Posted: 8/7/05 at 5:22pm

yeah, i voted for

"Removing all traces of kissy kissy...except for my smile, of course!"

[gavrochegirl]

Posted: 8/7/05 at 5:23pm

*NORBERT DANCES OFFSTAGE, GAV QUIETLY ENTERS*

GAV
Is he gone?

AUDIENCE
Yes...just get on with it!

GAV
What a rude audience! Anyway, this next award is for the smartest member...we really don't need an introduction for this. It was only between two people.

SOMEONE IN THE AUDIENCE
Two?

GAV
Oh, phhhh...anyway, the winner of the smartest member is...Barb, also known as Jbarafan1!

[movieinmymind]

Posted: 8/7/05 at 5:24pm

yeah barb!

(she deserves everything she gets! )

[BluCat500]

Posted: 8/7/05 at 5:24pm

Yay congrats Barb!

Updated On: 8/7/05 at 05:24 PM

[Unknown User]

Posted: 8/7/05 at 5:27pm

Hey yall, i'm new so i thought that i would interupt your award show and introduce myself. My name is Julia and i like the color blue. preferably light blue. one more thing, i'm not exactly new, i've read the thread before but i just got a username like five minutes ago. but yeah adios!

[gavrochegirl]

Posted: 8/7/05 at 5:27pm

*GAV EXITS, NORBERT ENTERS*

NORBERT
Okay, this next award is for the craziest member of GFU. Now, in order to qualify for this award, you needed to do...Gav, is this right?

GAV
What are you talking about?

NORBERT
It says, "In order to qualify for this award, you needed to do something that is crazy enough to scare small children and Finding_Namo away from the thread."

GAV
Ugh. *GAV ENTERS* Fix the damn teleprompter! *GAV EXITS*

NORBERT
Well, I have no idea what to say now.

GAV
Just announce the winner!

NORBERT
The winner is...Catherine, also known as BluCat500!

GAV
This is Catherine's second award of the night.

[movieinmymind]

Posted: 8/7/05 at 5:28pm

oh man..it's already 5:30!

i just noticed that! wow...lol!

[BluCat500]

Posted: 8/7/05 at 5:28pm

As my username implies I too enjoy Blue, although there is no "e" in my username, but I assure you I like the "e" part of Blue too!

[movieinmymind]

Posted: 8/7/05 at 5:29pm

OH YEAH, CAT! WHOOT WHOOT!

you are on FIYA!

[BluCat500]

Posted: 8/7/05 at 5:30pm

Lol I'm such a slow typer I won an award and didn't even knowit while posting my last post...

...I'd like to thank all the little people, who apparently all think I'm stark raving mad...Um yeah thanks for...that...

Edited for egregious spelling errors

Updated On: 8/7/05 at 05:30 PM

[WesternSky2]

Posted: 8/7/05 at 5:32pm

SORRY I'M LATE! I'm here now. Congrats to Catherine on her 2 awards.

[movieinmymind]

Posted: 8/7/05 at 5:32pm

kerrie!

i was wondering where you went!

[gavrochegirl]

Posted: 8/7/05 at 5:34pm

*NORBERT EXITS, GAV ENTERS*

GAV
We're actually winding down to the last two awards...but the maker of these awards would like to hand out some special ones after the main awards are passed out.

NORBERT
Aren't YOU the maker of the awards, Gav.

GAV
Uh...maybe....okay, moving on! We have our best member award. Now, this was a tough decision, but it all came down to the result of a non-tie, thank goodness.

*AUDIENCE COVERS THEIR EARS*

NORBERT
Wicked reference! HA HA!

GAV
Oh, shut up...*YELLS* It's okay! YOU CAN UN-COVER YOUR EARS!

*AUDIENCE DOES SO*

GAV
Anyway, it was actually a tough race, but it came down to one of our most loyal and friendliest members...her name is Barb!

NORBERT
This is Barb's second award of the night.

[Unknown User]

Posted: 8/7/05 at 5:34pm

yeah the e is great. lol! and way to go winning 2 awards.. nice!
<-- funny picture of norb, no? one more random thing before i just sit back and watch all of yall talk, the new "fan art" on greg's site (the pac man one) a friend and i drew that. it was very entertaining lol

[WesternSky2]

Posted: 8/7/05 at 5:35pm

I lost track of all time! And then looked at the clock and ran to my laptop lol

[movieinmymind]

Posted: 8/7/05 at 5:35pm

YAY BARB!

she TOTALLY, and ULTIMATELY deserves it!

yess! i'm so happy!!

[WesternSky2]

Posted: 8/7/05 at 5:35pm

YAY BARB!

[BluCat500]

Posted: 8/7/05 at 5:36pm

Huzzah Barb...