NORBERT
Andrew could not be here to accept this award...
GAV
...so we'll move on to the next one!
NORBERT
What? How uncaring...
GAV
Just roll with the punches, Norb...ahem! And I will present the next award.
*LONG PAUSE. NORBERT IS STILL ONSTAGE.*
GAV
(WHISPERS LOUDLY...AGAIN.) Get off, Norbert!
NORBERT
Cheesh, you never asked me...(HE EXITS.)
GAV
Okay, sorry about that folks. Now we're going to move on to one of the best awards of the night...best avatar!
SOMEONE IN THE AUDIENCE
I thought Best Captain was the best award...
GAV
We only had three members who were nominated, but we did have a tie between them all at first. But, a voter broke the tie...and then another tie came upon us for this award. It was never broken, so I'm going to give the award to both of them. And the winner of the best avatar is...(OPENS ENVALOPE.) Hey! I won! (CLEARS THROAT.) I mean...the winners are Gav and Catherine, also known as BluCat500!
What the puck?!