GAV
Now, we're going to try and do these all in one single post...wish us luck.
NORBERT
The first set of awards are the participation awards.
GAV
Please stand up when Norbert announces your name.
NORBERT
Kerrie, Liz, Catherine, Carole Ann (Gav), Traci, Annie, teh_katyln, and movieinmymind.
GAV
If your name wasn't called, please see me for further information.
NORBERT
And now, we're going to move on to the "Member Who Is The Most Dedicated to GFU" award.
GAV
And thank...god, she's here and back from a relaxing break from Broadway World. She is always up for a webcam session, even if it's three o'clock in the morning for her.
NORBERT
We proudly present this award to Annie, also known as cserannie!
*AUDIENCE APPLAUDS*
GAV
Our last award is the Special Achievement and Appreciation award. Now, there is only one person who sets up the webcam for everyone...
NORBERT
...and only one person that is loyal and faithful toward his fans...at least in this little group...
GAV
So, on behalf of all the GFU, Greg, we give you this award. You really deserve it. Thank you for all that you've done for us!
*AUDIENCE CLAPS, CHEERS, AND GIVES A STANDING OVATION*
NORBERT
Thank you all for watching the Greg Fans United awards.
GAV
Congraulations to all the winners tonight. You guys truly deserve it!
NORBERT
And now, join us in the lobby for refreshments provided by the Pepsi company and Pizza Hut!
GAV
Thanks again for coming!
*CURTAIN CLOSES*
GAV
Phew...that was almost a nightmare. And Norbert?
NORBERT
Hm?
GAV
Never be my co-host again.
NORBERT
Will do...*COLLASPES ON THE FLOOR*
GAV
Norb? Are you okay?...well, might as well collaspe, too...
*GAV COLLASPES ON THE FLOOR*
THE END.
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