Well its your fault for having a z in your name... no respectable person has the scandolous letter z in their name
...And no gave any sympathy for me having to take italian!
So I was sitting in my cubicle today, and I realized, ever since I started working, every single day of my life has been worse than the day before it. So that means that every single day that you see me, that's on the worst day of my life.~Office Space