Alejandra: No more Big Brother and ice cream at night for you, missy!
Here's a funky, but not X-rated, Norbert dream for you: This was the day after I saw All Shook Up. There's this incredibly cheesy part(most of ASU is cheesy but go along with me here) where Elvis lookalikes are wearing leather jackets and wings(oy!)and are sitting on motorcycles hanging in the air.
My dream was that I was at church and I looked up at the ceiling and Jai Rodriguez was wearing a metallic blue Elvis costume and wings and playing guitar and then he introduced his creation for that week's episode of Queer Eye-Norbert as an Elvis impersonator! He was wearing Jai's matching outfit with a really bad Elvis wig and shades and I think white platform shoes.
That has to be the funniest dream I've ever had. I was laughing when I woke up, lol. I didn't think that if Norbert ever made his way into my dreams that it'd be as an Elvis impersonator but that's what happens when you eat before going to bed.
"I'm the STAR!"--Daniel Reichard during Glory Daze sound check
Updated On: 7/31/05 at 10:47 PM