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Oh Tom! You Romantic Fool!

Posted: 1/17/06 at 11:18am

TOM CRUISE has given his pregnant fiancee KATIE HOLMES a unique 27th birthday present - a DVD compendium of every movie he has acted in.

The WAR OF THE WORLDS star, 43, decided there was no better gift for his wife-to-be than a full history of his long and fruitful career.

A source tells British newspaper the Daily Express, “Each was inscribed with a special handwritten love message to the future mother of his child.”

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re: Oh Tom! You Romantic Fool!

Posted: 1/17/06 at 11:20am

oh my God.....

RUN KATIE RUN
GET OUT NOW

HELLO....BIG red flag!
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#4

re: Oh Tom! You Romantic Fool!

Posted: 1/17/06 at 11:55am

Well, if this is true (it sounds made up) it's HEE-LARIOUS!!!
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#5

re: Oh Tom! You Romantic Fool!

Posted: 1/17/06 at 12:05pm

Is it wrong to think that the best for all involved would be Katie getting kicked in the stomach by a horse?
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#6

re: Oh Tom! You Romantic Fool!

Posted: 1/17/06 at 12:10pm

LOL!!!!!!!! And that is why you truly deserved your stint as Celebrity of the Day! re: Oh Tom! You Romantic Fool!
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re: Oh Tom! You Romantic Fool!

Posted: 1/17/06 at 12:10pm

I was thinking Tom could push her down a few flights of stairs. Now THAT would truly be a gift, not only to her, but the world.

(If that doesn't work, I'd be happy to FedEx him a coathanger.)
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#8

re: Oh Tom! You Romantic Fool!

Posted: 1/17/06 at 12:21pm

I just gazed into my crystal ball and found this on e-bay next year with a message from Katie.

"After our recent and most humiliating experience of which I am sure you are all aware, Little Jerry Ronald Maverick Cruise and I have decided to rid our lives of all things Tom. I am sure some freaky fan will enjoy these DVDs. I will never be able to look at them again. Especially since he misspelled my name on the inscription. Can we start the bidding at $20.00? Thanks, Katie Holmes."
PEACE.
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re: Oh Tom! You Romantic Fool!

Posted: 1/17/06 at 3:01pm

I'm sure he had a thing for Pacey.
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re: Oh Tom! You Romantic Fool!

Posted: 1/19/06 at 3:47am

wow, what an egotistical maniac. warning signs should be going off in Katie's head right now.
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#12

re: Oh Tom! You Romantic Fool!

Posted: 1/19/06 at 4:21am

So, what's next ? A gift subscription to his Official Fan Club instead of a ring ?
#13

re: Oh Tom! You Romantic Fool!

Posted: 1/19/06 at 5:40am

The side effects of a huge ego and overexposed career are incredible. I shall remember this when I'm famous. Thank you Tom for being an example of what not to do when famous!
~And let us try, before we die, to make some sense of life~

Updated On: 1/19/06 at 05:40 AM

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re: Oh Tom! You Romantic Fool!

Posted: 1/19/06 at 9:34am

Robbie, I'm seeing a modern "Light in the Piazza" with your plot idea there.

Elphaba, I'm going to be using this phrase all day: "HELLO....BIG red flag!"
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re: Oh Tom! You Romantic Fool!

Posted: 1/19/06 at 9:48am

the viewing of excessive tom cruise films have been known to cause birth defects...bastard.
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re: Oh Tom! You Romantic Fool!

Posted: 1/19/06 at 10:11am

"the viewing of excessive tom cruise films have been known to cause birth defects...bastard"

All the more reason to get out a coathanger or find a steep flight of stairs!
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#20

re: Oh Tom! You Romantic Fool!

Posted: 1/19/06 at 11:54am

No, no. The "flight of stairs" thing is a myth perpetuated by too many people watching Gone With the Wind. Pregnancies aren't that fragile, especially in the first trimester.

The best solution? Have Tom do something so completely crazy he gets declared unfit to be a parent. *cracks knuckles* So, who wants to tell him his wife wants painkillers during childbirth?

Edited for poor spelling. *hands head in shame*

Updated On: 1/19/06 at 11:54 AM

#21

re: Oh Tom! You Romantic Fool!

Posted: 1/19/06 at 11:57am

Plum, these "knickles" must be very sinister, indeed.

Looks like his wife is getting posterity. Lucky her.
#22

re: Oh Tom! You Romantic Fool!

Posted: 1/19/06 at 12:13pm

Isn't she due soon? Feels like she has been carrying this baby for 8 years.
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re: Oh Tom! You Romantic Fool!

Posted: 1/19/06 at 1:14pm

I don't get it - if they're spending the rest of their lives together, wouldn't his set of DVD's become hers? Why do they need an extra set?
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