First time learning 'the monster montage' from "Hello Twelve, Hello Thirteen" from A CHORUS LINE, I'm playing Paul and we get to my line and I bust out laughing. The correct line is "What am I gonna say when he calls on me?" but from listening to the album I always thought it was "What am I gonna say when he cums on me?" I explained to the cast and they thought it was a riot!
"For me, THEATRE is an anticipation, an artistic rush, an emotional banquet, a jubilant appreciation, and an exit hopeful of clearer thought and better worlds."
~ an anonymous traveler with Robert Burns