Oops! I'm an Idiot! — Page 2

I'm always singing things wrong, too. Or hearing - whatever.
For the longest time, I COULD NOT figure out what was left in the loo at La Cage aux Folles. Finally bothered to read and solved the mystery. Duh. Guess that shows I'm lazy, too.

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In "Happy New Year A" from RENT, Mimi sings "I couldn't crack the love code dear 'til you made the lock in my heart explode."

I read it as "made the LUMP in my heart explode".

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I used to mess up that Nelly Furtado song I'm Like a Bird. Whenever she began the chorus and sang, "I'm like a bird," I thought she was singing, "I don't like to bake."

I have no idea why I thought that.

I sang it like that for two weeks or so until one of my friends corrected me. I told my mom and she said that she knew I had been singing it wrong but didn't stop me because it was funnier that way.