PLEASE DO NOT DELETE!

[tazber]

Posted: 4/10/13 at 12:46pm

PLEASE DELETE ME!

I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!

IT'S ALL JUST TOO MUCH!!!!

I WANT TO DISAPPEAR.

WON'T THE MODS HELP A THREAD OUT?

Updated On: 4/10/13 at 12:46 PM

[Patronus]

Posted: 4/10/13 at 12:47pm

No

[tazber]

Posted: 4/10/13 at 12:49pm

PATRONUS, I BEG OF YOU, SUPPORT MY PETITION. DON'T FORCE ME TO REMAIN IN THIS BANAL EXISTENCE

[tazber]

Posted: 4/10/13 at 12:49pm

THE ONLY ONE WHO GETS ME IS HENRI THE EXISTENTIAL CAT.

[Patronus]

Posted: 4/10/13 at 12:59pm

No. You've made your metaphysical bed. Now you must theoretically lie in it.

Posted: 4/10/13 at 1:07pm

DELETER! I believe every thread has a right to life!

[Jungle Red]

Posted: 4/10/13 at 1:13pm

I love Henri!

[tazber]

Posted: 4/10/13 at 1:19pm

Ok, I see how this is going. I've changed the title now so I shall continue to marinade in my existential stew.

Happy now?

[madbrian]

Posted: 4/10/13 at 1:27pm

The Kansas legislature has decided that a thread life begins at inception, and to delete a thread once it has begun would be equivalent to threadicide.

[SNAFU]

Posted: 4/10/13 at 1:29pm

Mmmmmmmm something smells good in here!

[SeanMartin]

Posted: 4/10/13 at 1:31pm

I believe that in order to satisfy state law in a number of places thorughout the US, this thread's owner will have to be subject to an exploratory probe.

Posted: 4/10/13 at 1:32pm

Arkansas is considering a law that you can't delete a thread 2 minutes after you thought of starting it.

Unless it has anything to do with a Jim Colyer song. The, KILL IT WITH FIRE!

[CarlosAlberto]

Posted: 4/10/13 at 1:36pm

You mean tazzy's gonna have to bend over?!?!!?

[SeanMartin]

Posted: 4/10/13 at 1:37pm

Of course not. Probe from the *front*.

[TheatreDiva90016]

Posted: 4/10/13 at 1:38pm

I also think a cavity search is in order.

[CarlosAlberto]

Posted: 4/10/13 at 1:38pm

Dental?

[AEA AGMA SM]

Posted: 4/10/13 at 1:41pm

I think the technical term for a frontal probe is "sounding."

(If you don't already know what that is I suggest you take caution before looking it up on Urban Dictionary)

[Patronus]

Posted: 4/10/13 at 1:42pm

This would have never happened if you had a Morning After Post handy.

[D2]

Posted: 4/10/13 at 1:43pm

That sound you hear is Urban Dictionary crashing.

[CarlosAlberto]

Posted: 4/10/13 at 1:49pm

^ LMFPRAO!!!

[AEA AGMA SM]

Posted: 4/10/13 at 1:49pm

I thought it was every male who looked it up simultaneously throwing their computers out of the window in horror.

[Jungle Red]

Posted: 4/10/13 at 2:40pm

Before a threads deletion, a paternity test wil be performed in case the father wants full custody.

That's especially true in cases of legitement (sp?) rape.

[tazber]

Posted: 4/10/13 at 4:26pm

The father is Grumpy Cat.

[SeanMartin]

Posted: 4/10/13 at 4:49pm

Yo Grumpy Cat, I'm really happy for you, I'm a let you finish, but Beyonce had one of the best cavity searches of all time!

[TheatreDiva90016]

Posted: 4/10/13 at 6:36pm

Grumpy Cat is not amused
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