- The no "thank you wave". So rude.
- The "Thank you wave" from someone who just pushed in front of you, giving you no choice but to let them in. I like to think of it as the "Please don't hit me wave"
- Check out people who let you stand at the end their line while they serve the previous customer only to, when it's your turn, say "Sorry, I'm closing".
- People who use "How are you?" like hello. Muffled and fast before launching into the rest of what they have to say without giving you a chance to actually respond.
- Kids who get all huffy because you ask them for ID. All sighing and "I'm 19!" (I'm an Aussie, 18 drinking age). And for that matter? Kids who get angry that you won't sell them alcohol because they're underage. It's the law!
- People who write an entire email without one capital letter or punctuation.
"We are engaged in two wars, one on drugs and one on terror, that can never be won. I mean, one is a group of inanimate objects and the other is an emotion. We might as well fight a war on pasta, which I guess the Atkins people are actually doing."