But I was gay before I got the plastic Barbie dolls.
So what's their excuse for lesbians? They weren't exposed to enough plastic chemicals?
They just haven't found the right guy yet.
That is the dumbest thing I've ever read.
My dad DID work for Dow Chemical...hmmm...
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/23/08
So what's their excuse for lesbians? They weren't exposed to enough plastic chemicals?
I guess so. Thus explains my lesbian love of whittling wood and soldering sheet metal. I was butch since the womb.
Hmmmm in my youth it would have been Bakelite. Damned you plastic companies for Feminizing me!
And I bet in The Graduate, MR. Robinson was really hitting on Benjamin all along, too!
I guess so. Thus explains my lesbian love of whittling wood and soldering sheet metal. I was butch since the womb.
Aw, I didn't mean it like that. In the article they seemed to be making the generalization that all gay men are feminine, so that's just the female counterpart to their theory. I know it's not like that.
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/23/08
Aw Holly, I get what you were saying I was just kidding so no worries
. In their next article however they'll probably rely on my masculinised female theory though.
Well, that would explain why all those hetero boys never...played with plastic...wait, do they really think people are going to fall for this?
Hey, let's all sue the Dixie company for all their plastic eating utensils we used at birthday parties. That must have done it for sure!
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/12/09
So it was the plastic, not the barbies themselves, that turned me gay? I feel better now.
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