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#51

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Posted: 1/27/10 at 5:02pm

sm2, that's me at breakfast on a cruise this xmas...thanks! But I do need some tightening!!!

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#52

Plastic Surgery

Posted: 1/27/10 at 5:03pm

Oh, is that Sarah Jessica Parker? She actually looks better with that browish greenish make-up!

#53

Plastic Surgery

Posted: 1/27/10 at 5:04pm

That photo was so gross I had a hard time uploading it!

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#54

Plastic Surgery

Posted: 1/27/10 at 5:26pm

"But I do need some tightening!!!"

Then what you need is colorectal surgery, not blepharoplasty.

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#55

Plastic Surgery

Posted: 1/27/10 at 6:01pm

I personally don't think that a pair of cantaloupes bolted onto a reed-thin woman's chest is very natural looking either. While we're on the topic of necks, what I don't find attractive at all on any middle-aged woman is the "chicken neck" that results from eating too little and working out too much. Network and cable news are full of examples.

IMO Sarah Jessica Parker is not aging very well and her situation will only grow worse if she doesn't plump up a bit. Finally, just to be fair and balanced, Burt Reynolds and Bruce Jenner should have sued their surgeons for malpractice.

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#56

Plastic Surgery

Posted: 1/27/10 at 6:48pm

Poor Joan Rivers. She made such a career out of warmth and kindness only to have that awful roast break that bleeding heart of hers.

#57

Plastic Surgery

Posted: 1/27/10 at 6:58pm

How did I miss a picture of Doodle?

KFTC!!!!!

#58

Plastic Surgery

Posted: 1/27/10 at 7:14pm

I've just decided to never leave my home and just send out photoshopped pictures of myself to people so I will remain perennially twenty-eight.

And poor Joan. Although I remember a bizzaro thread about her roast here and those who said it was mean were condescended to about how they just don't get insult humor or whatever.

#59

Plastic Surgery

Posted: 1/27/10 at 7:18pm

stock, he posted a link to it in the middle of page 2.

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#60

Plastic Surgery

Posted: 1/27/10 at 11:25pm

I'm saving to have my omentum cut out of my belly! Dr, Oz said that is what caused me to carry weight! I mean, Dr. Oz, Oprah! Must be true! I want it gone!

#61

Plastic Surgery

Posted: 1/27/10 at 11:51pm

Oh, I've seen those omentums, aren't they gross???

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#62

Plastic Surgery

Posted: 1/28/10 at 12:19am

disgusting! and apparently I have one! lmao!

#63

Plastic Surgery

Posted: 1/29/10 at 1:15pm

Well I already knew what doodle looks like, but I didn't see that link. And yes, he's very handsome!

KFTC!!!!!

#64

Plastic Surgery

Posted: 1/29/10 at 2:09pm

Thank you, sweetie!

(but the bags..the BAAAAGGGGGSS!)

#65

Plastic Surgery

Posted: 1/29/10 at 2:44pm

Oh hush! You are the only one that sees bags!!!

KFTC!!!!!

#66

Plastic Surgery

Posted: 1/29/10 at 4:05pm

MMMWAH!

#67

Plastic Surgery

Posted: 1/29/10 at 4:24pm

I have read through this entire thread and I have one comment on plastic surgery.......It isn't always for cosmetic reasons. I lost 125 pounds in 1 year as a result of a gastric bypass. I was left with a mass of loose skin around my abdomen. It was so horrible that I could not walk . It actually hung down to my knees. I saw a plastic surgeon and he did an abdominalplasty and and a panniculectomy. Removal of excess skin and lifting up the entire abdomen. He was able to remove 25 lbs of excess flesh. It was so strange waking up in recovery 25 lbs lighter! I don't look model-perfect , but I am happy with what I have. My doctor says that we he does my type of surgery, he feels so wonderful and bonds with the patient. The cosmetic stuff he could care less about. I used to sit in the waiting room with plactic surgery divas dripping in diamonds. The were so vain and self centered. I had the surgery because it was medically necessary.

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#68

Plastic Surgery

Posted: 1/29/10 at 4:27pm

Congrats on your success story GCY! I was just thinking of you the other day!

#69

Plastic Surgery

Posted: 1/29/10 at 4:31pm

Thank you so much for thinking of me! I haven't been around much. I wound up having to have both my knees replaced. After losing weight I was walking all over the place in pain. I didn't know that I had arthritis in both joints because I had been nearly bed ridden for so long. It is good to be back. Again, thanks Brdlwyr

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#70

Plastic Surgery

Posted: 1/29/10 at 4:34pm

Joint replacements can be such great life changes procedures. You see so many people walking around with bone on bone.

My mother should have had all of the prcedures that you have mentioned, it really would have saved her mobility.

#71

Plastic Surgery

Posted: 1/29/10 at 4:36pm

I had one procedure that was not cosmetic at all. I haven't done anything to my face.

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#72

Plastic Surgery

Posted: 1/29/10 at 5:05pm

Congrats on your success story Yenta!

I haven't had anything done to my face either, Jane. Not that I wouldn't mind a little botox in my forehead. But I'm afraid to do it. I'd get a boob job in a heartbeat if my husband would pay for it.

KFTC!!!!!

#73

Plastic Surgery

Posted: 1/30/10 at 12:13am

I am working on "aging gracefully," meaning that I accept the changes in my looks and work with what I've got. I've never seen anyone who has had cosmetic surgery age well. I think it makes things worse. (It can look great at first, but as time marches on...not so much.)

Eat well, exercise, take care of your skin, brush and floss regularly, don't bake in the sun and no smoking. (Many dermatologists and other medical doctors claim that smoking ages you more quickly than anything else.)

It also doesn't hurt to have good genes.

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#74

Plastic Surgery

Posted: 1/30/10 at 12:22am

I had the old breasticles reduced when I was 17. It was crazy to be going to the top surgeon in Nashville where the country stars passed in and out in scarves and sun glasses.

Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!

#75

Plastic Surgery

Posted: 1/30/10 at 1:42am

Wow, doodle is a looker *fluffs hair*

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