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Posted: 1/27/10 at 11:47am

I read this lovely article about "The Real Joan Rivers" on Daily Beast and in it they remark "in the film we see how harsh her self criticism can be, and how painfully she is stung by that of others. The plastic surgery jokes that are relentlessly slung at her during a Comedy Central Roast hit hard, even though she knew full well what was in store. "If I had invested wisely, I wouldn't be doing this," she jokes in the limo ride to the show."

So Joan Rivers KNOWS she looks like a Woolworth's mannequin these days- plastic and cheap looking and not at all human?
So why do it? Why spend millions of dollars to look like that? I know, Hollywood can be cruel to older ladies but it's not like Joan Rivers is ever going to star in a movie as a college girl- and she doesn't really look "younger" anyway- she's smooth and taut but not a bit girlish.
Heidi Montag Spent all last week telling anyone who'd listen she's addicted to Plastic Surgery. (she's 24 by the way). Nicole Kidman looks like some sort of alien life form, so botoxed that she can't list an eyebrow.

So why? Why do they do this? I can't think of a single celebrity that actually looks better after their time under the knife. What in the world makes them do it?

Updated On: 1/27/10 at 11:47 AM

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Posted: 1/27/10 at 12:03pm

I understand why soap opera stars do it, Joe. Especially Susan Lucci (who, btw, I think has had the best work ever done).

The tv cameras are merciless. The shots are so tight that you can see what's going on up their noses and in their teeth! The characters are in some time warp, so the actors can't age naturally!

As for everyone else, you can only guess why they do it. I'd say they are trying to be more beautiful and young looking.

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Posted: 1/27/10 at 12:06pm

Susan Lucci's face does look pretty good, but unfortunately they haven't figured out how to make women's necks look better with surgery. Her neck gives her age away.

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Posted: 1/27/10 at 12:08pm

The neck is an entire different procedure than the face lift. I don't know how they would do it. Where would they put the scar?

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Posted: 1/27/10 at 12:11pm

I have no idea? I guess that's why they haven't found a way yet....LOL!

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Posted: 1/27/10 at 12:12pm

"Especially Susan Lucci (who, btw, I think has had the best work ever done)."

That's a lie! She only uses the Youthful Essence Home Microdermabrasion Kit.

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Posted: 1/27/10 at 12:13pm

HAHAHA!

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Posted: 1/27/10 at 12:16pm

where do I get one of those kits?

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Posted: 1/27/10 at 12:21pm

I was just reading an article today about how even in a bad economy people want cosmetic procedures to help them be more viable in the job market.

According to the American Society of Plastic Surgeons, cosmetic procedures increased by 3% in 2008 compared to 2007.

The article also discussed some "cheaper" alternatives. I want the fat removal lol
Cosmetic surgery on a budget

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Posted: 1/27/10 at 12:31pm

I can't think of a single celebrity that actually looks better after their time under the knife. What in the world makes them do it?

If the work is good then you'd never know they had it.

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Posted: 1/27/10 at 12:52pm

I guess so Craww. I was thinking about it during the Golden Globes, too. Some of those women looked TERRIBLE- far worse than if they had a few wrinkles. And I shouldn't really say women- have you seen Tom Cruise lately?

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Posted: 1/27/10 at 12:59pm

"where do I get one of those kits?"

Park and 73rd.

I'm all for plastic surgery as long as you look like a human version of yourself afterwards.

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Posted: 1/27/10 at 1:28pm

^ Lol Robbie!

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Posted: 1/27/10 at 1:44pm

I think some of them just end up dilusional to how they look. And I think that's why some of them can't get enough of it. Sometimes it also seems like they are getting what they don't have as well. I'll admit, when I heard how big Heidi Montag made her boobs, I was shocked because I can relate to it naturally, but I hate mine so much.

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Posted: 1/27/10 at 1:46pm

Felicity Huffman has duck lips!

I would not mind a little eye lift! Joe, any recommendations?

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Posted: 1/27/10 at 1:48pm

I think plastic surgery worked out well for THIS pretty lady!

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Posted: 1/27/10 at 1:53pm

Where did you get that picture of Mrs. Brd?

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Posted: 1/27/10 at 1:56pm

I gave it to her, Brd. And any more cracks about my advancing age and I'll send her your pics. The naked ones.

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Posted: 1/27/10 at 2:02pm

"I would not mind a little eye lift! Joe, any recommendations?"

Whatever you do, brdlwyr, DON'T substitute Botox with cooking oil -- and don't inject it yourself!

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Posted: 1/27/10 at 2:04pm

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

That was horrifying SM2!!!!

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Updated On: 1/27/10 at 02:04 PM

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Posted: 1/27/10 at 2:05pm

If brd keeps it up mocking Deet and me about our age he is going to need more than just an eye lift

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Posted: 1/27/10 at 2:20pm

YEAH!

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Posted: 1/27/10 at 2:21pm

EWWWW! WHAT THE HELL IS THAT, SM2???

I wouldn't mind getting a boob job.

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Posted: 1/27/10 at 2:25pm

I have always recommended that D2 and Broadwayboobs get some work done! Here they are on holiday in Europe:

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Posted: 1/27/10 at 2:27pm

I'm already saving up for my eye job...though now I'm thinking of adding a neck job.

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