Plastic Surgery — Page 4

All of you women who have had to boobs reduced, why couldn't you have given me some of that boob stuff? HAHAHA!

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This has always intrigued me -why women WOULD increase their chest. I was always full on top but it was ok when I was young- but they kept getting BIGGER and I couldn't find bras to fit w/out paying a lot of $$ and there was the neck pain and shoulder pain due to the weight and oh yes GRAVITY!!! That b*tch is what finally did it for me. (+ seeing what my 84 yr old mother's chest looked like after being a 50 EE and u thought the bunion was bad!) I think if you are tall they stay high and perky maybe it's managable but otherwise there are complications.
Oh yes," they "do attract men- but take a closer look at the kinda man "they" attract.

often named Guido
(and not the good one!)

In high school, this pretty blonde girl came into the auditorium, dropped down into the seat beside me, turned to me and asked "Just once dontcha wish a guy would talk to you like ya DIDN"T have a microphone hidden there?" I answered " well Yeah!" and we have been best buddies ever since.

But she is tall blonde and (damit) they stayed perky!

P.S. Des McAnuff was sooo hot for her!