Potty Training Your Kids At The Restaurant Table Might Possibly Upset Nearby Diners

[morosco]

Potty Training Your Kids At The Restaurant Table Might Possibly Upset Nearby Diners#1

Posted: 9/5/12 at 11:18am

Public pooping

[rosscoe(au)]

Potty Training Your Kids At The Restaurant Table Might Possibly Upset Nearby Diners#2

Posted: 9/5/12 at 11:45am

That's just nasty!

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[Jordan Catalano]

Potty Training Your Kids At The Restaurant Table Might Possibly Upset Nearby Diners#2

Posted: 9/5/12 at 11:48am

At least Dollypop and AfterEight are smart enough to wear diapers.

[Marianne2]

Potty Training Your Kids At The Restaurant Table Might Possibly Upset Nearby Diners#3

Posted: 9/5/12 at 12:35pm

Yuck. They should be kicked out for the rule alone of shirt & shoes being required. Obviously the kids when they're going to the bathroom are not following that rule in the dining room.

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[Mister Matt]

Potty Training Your Kids At The Restaurant Table Might Possibly Upset Nearby Diners#4

Posted: 9/5/12 at 12:40pm

I'm just flabbergasted that anyone actually thought to do that in a restaurant.

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[NYadgal]

Potty Training Your Kids At The Restaurant Table Might Possibly Upset Nearby Diners#5

Posted: 9/5/12 at 12:49pm

I'm... speechless.

What is WRONG with people??!!

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[TheatreDiva90016]

Potty Training Your Kids At The Restaurant Table Might Possibly Upset Nearby Diners#6

Posted: 9/5/12 at 12:51pm

That violates how many health codes?!

It's obvious people are just nuts.

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[artscallion]

Potty Training Your Kids At The Restaurant Table Might Possibly Upset Nearby Diners#7

Posted: 9/5/12 at 12:55pm

throwing them out is not enough. They should be forced to attend "how to act like a human being" classes.

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[SonofMammaMiaSam]

Potty Training Your Kids At The Restaurant Table Might Possibly Upset Nearby Diners#8

Posted: 9/5/12 at 1:00pm

Who the hell carries around a portable potty and how did the hostess/waitress, etc. not see that coming in?

[bdwaygirl]

Potty Training Your Kids At The Restaurant Table Might Possibly Upset Nearby Diners#9

Posted: 9/5/12 at 1:03pm

Not only not see them coming in with it, but how did the waiter/waitress not see it as he/she's serving people? !

I hung out with Cheyenne Jackson in his dressing room waayyyyyy before he tickled D2.

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[StockardFan]

Potty Training Your Kids At The Restaurant Table Might Possibly Upset Nearby Diners#10

Posted: 9/5/12 at 1:03pm

That just freaks me out that anyone would think that is ok. Shouldn't she have to pay some fine for that?

KFTC!!!!!

[Kad]

Potty Training Your Kids At The Restaurant Table Might Possibly Upset Nearby Diners#11

Posted: 9/5/12 at 1:06pm

Did they pass out bags of candy to the other customers?

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[Jordan Catalano]

Potty Training Your Kids At The Restaurant Table Might Possibly Upset Nearby Diners#12

Posted: 9/5/12 at 1:07pm

^ LOL

This really is just another example of parents feeling entitled to do whatever they want because they HAVE CHILDREN.

[bwayphreak234]

Potty Training Your Kids At The Restaurant Table Might Possibly Upset Nearby Diners#13

Posted: 9/5/12 at 1:11pm

I can't even start to discuss this... it makes me too mad. Entitled parents with their bratty children piss me off.

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[StockardFan]

Potty Training Your Kids At The Restaurant Table Might Possibly Upset Nearby Diners#14

Posted: 9/5/12 at 1:12pm

Not all parents are like that Jordan. We get comments all the time at restaurants from people about how well behaved our son is.

Did you guys read the comments after that article? Some of them were hilarious.

KFTC!!!!!

[D2]

Potty Training Your Kids At The Restaurant Table Might Possibly Upset Nearby Diners#15

Posted: 9/5/12 at 1:15pm

Because it must be said: Oh for crap's sake!

Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)

[StockardFan]

Potty Training Your Kids At The Restaurant Table Might Possibly Upset Nearby Diners#16

Posted: 9/5/12 at 1:21pm

HAHAHAHAHA! Deet!

KFTC!!!!!

[Jordan Catalano]

Potty Training Your Kids At The Restaurant Table Might Possibly Upset Nearby Diners#17

Posted: 9/5/12 at 1:42pm

Oh, I'm not saying all parents are like that but even you have to admit that it's becoming an increasing mindset with people that since they have children they are entitled to do whatever they want at anytime and telling them otherwise is akin to racism.

[strummergirl]

Potty Training Your Kids At The Restaurant Table Might Possibly Upset Nearby Diners#18

Posted: 9/5/12 at 1:49pm

The writers rooms for Raising Hope and Shameless both just lit up with a flurry of activity getting wind of this story.

[StockardFan]

Potty Training Your Kids At The Restaurant Table Might Possibly Upset Nearby Diners#19

Posted: 9/5/12 at 1:53pm

Oh I know, Jordan. I used to be a teacher so I saw that kind of crap (no pun intended) all the time.

OK, did you see the comment "Does anyone have any gray poop on?"

KFTC!!!!!

[Mister Matt]

Potty Training Your Kids At The Restaurant Table Might Possibly Upset Nearby Diners#20

Posted: 9/5/12 at 2:56pm

I just hope the kids never EVER discover this article or video when they are older. The humiliation could lead to multiple homicides.

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[tazber]

Potty Training Your Kids At The Restaurant Table Might Possibly Upset Nearby Diners#21

Posted: 9/5/12 at 3:04pm

I really thought Honey Boo Boo was already potty trained.

....but the world goes 'round

[AC126748]

Potty Training Your Kids At The Restaurant Table Might Possibly Upset Nearby Diners#22

Posted: 9/5/12 at 3:10pm

I waited tables for years. It used to majorly gross me out when some parents changed their kids' diapers tableside (which I saw happen more than a few times). This takes it to a whole new level.

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[Unknown User]

Potty Training Your Kids At The Restaurant Table Might Possibly Upset Nearby Diners#23

Posted: 9/5/12 at 3:11pm

I was at a wedding this weekend. Two kids were there. They talked (full volume) during the ceremony. They were so squirmy the mom sent them to play on the side of the (outdoor) ceremony. They proceeded to run, climb, wrestle and yell all up and down the side aisle. The mom didn't react until one kid went BEHIND the wedding ceremony. The Dad was standing to the side videotaping the whole thing and NEVER reacted to his Kids Gone Wild.

It was awful.

[JerseyGirl2]

Potty Training Your Kids At The Restaurant Table Might Possibly Upset Nearby Diners#24

Posted: 9/5/12 at 3:19pm

These people walked in with TWO potty chairs?! What on EARTH?

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