- a shot every time Kerry says "I respect..."
- a shot (better yet, a Muff Diver) every time Kerry mentions Cheney's daughter
- a sip every time Bush smirks (if it was a shot, we'd be on the floor in 20 seconds)
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell