Rachel Dratch — Page 2

#26

re: Rachel Dratch

Posted: 4/18/09 at 8:54pm

All her gay friends from 1978 were looking over her shoulder at other guys while doing her makeup. That's how she got into this mess, remember?

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#27

re: Rachel Dratch

Posted: 4/18/09 at 10:24pm

Gays are so useless.

#28

re: Rachel Dratch

Posted: 4/19/09 at 1:09am

I just think she's not used to red carpet photos so she is being photographed poorly. I dont think she has a thyroid issue or anything. I think its rotten people are mocking her appearance, she's a comedienne not a model.

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"The sexual energy between the mother and son really concerns me!"-random woman behind me at Next to Normal "I want to meet him after and bang him!"-random woman who exposed her breasts at Rock of Ages, referring to James Carpinello

#29

re: Rachel Dratch

Posted: 4/19/09 at 1:22am

Not to be mean, but she quite a few features of an FAS baby.

#30

re: Rachel Dratch

Posted: 4/19/09 at 7:37am

Yeah, She does have fairly BIG eyes. I did see her in person once, they were a little more normal.

#31

re: Rachel Dratch

Posted: 4/19/09 at 10:42am

Not to be mean, but she quite a few features of an FAS baby.

Really? She has a thin upper lip. Other than that I don't see one definite feature mentioned there.

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#32

re: Rachel Dratch

Posted: 4/19/09 at 11:48am

I second that Jeresy Girl...she actually has none of the features other than the thin lip..The poster said, "not to be mean", but I think that is all it really was.

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"The sexual energy between the mother and son really concerns me!"-random woman behind me at Next to Normal "I want to meet him after and bang him!"-random woman who exposed her breasts at Rock of Ages, referring to James Carpinello

#33

re: Rachel Dratch

Posted: 4/19/09 at 1:06pm

I doubt that Rachel's mother drank when she was pregnant. Her father is a physician. They would have known about the bad effects.

#34

re: Rachel Dratch

Posted: 4/19/09 at 1:13pm

"I just think she's not used to red carpet photos so she is being photographed poorly. I dont think she has a thyroid issue or anything. I think its rotten people are mocking her appearance, she's a comedienne not a model."

I don't agree, Rachel has been going to Red Carpet affairs for years. While She is a pretty girl, she should do something about her hair and on many occations, her clothes!

#35

re: Rachel Dratch

Posted: 4/19/09 at 1:52pm

Maybe she just doesn't care and does she need to? She looks cute enough. So her hair sticks up sometimes. Big whoop.

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"The sexual energy between the mother and son really concerns me!"-random woman behind me at Next to Normal "I want to meet him after and bang him!"-random woman who exposed her breasts at Rock of Ages, referring to James Carpinello

#36

re: Rachel Dratch

Posted: 4/19/09 at 5:21pm

Sueleen, I think you've got it!

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#37

re: Rachel Dratch

Posted: 4/19/09 at 5:39pm

Actually I think Phyllis has it- she IS a gay man and she looks like hell because just before that photo was taken she slipped round the back to have sex with three paparazzi and a boom operator.

#38

re: Rachel Dratch

Posted: 4/20/09 at 4:55pm

#39

re: Rachel Dratch

Posted: 4/20/09 at 4:59pm

That's the ticket.

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#40

re: Rachel Dratch

Posted: 4/20/09 at 5:01pm

I'll just refrain from comparing her to another overly airbrushed "star."

Updated On: 4/20/09 at 05:01 PM

#41

re: Rachel Dratch

Posted: 4/22/09 at 12:01pm

I just heard she has a movie coming out in May, another one in June(STD), and will be in a Broadway show next season!

So much for her title, "Former SNL'er."

#42

re: Rachel Dratch

Posted: 4/22/09 at 12:03pm

She has an STD?

Maybe that's why she looks so strung out.

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