I know! It was just so flippin' hilarious!
Mario seems to be really full of himself these days. Also seemed like he might have a a couple too many cocktails onboard. Mario and Ramona are definitely into portraying themselves as a uniquely happy married team when playing to the camera. Wanna bet there's trouble in paradise by 2010?
Kelly is a nightmare. I had to rewind and watch it a second time when she did the "I'm up here; you're down there" thing to Bethenny....and wasn't referring to height. She REALLY thinks she is in an awesomely terrific category of her own. Her haughtiness and entitlement even shocked the Countess...and that can't be easy to do.
Speaking of the Countess, it's gotta really suck to get dumped when your self identity is based on who you are (or used to be) married to. I almost feel bad for her. Being Countess #4 and being traded in for a newer and younger model...ouch.
As much as Alex and Simon creep me out, they still have a shred of authenticity about them. Not EVERYTHING they do is for show. (I still love them for having fun in the kid's wading pool.)
How did I miss this thread?!
Ima lovin' all the housewives shows, and cant wait for the NJ Housewives!
I have this sneaking suspicion the NJ housewives may be the most entertaining yet!
You KNOW they went looking for the biggest trainwrecks they could find!
And, speaking as a former NJ housewife, there are some stupendous train wrecks from which to pick!
LOL. I'm waiting for the Real Housewives of Philadelphia. I'll throw a couple random hair clips on my head and hit the auditions!
Real Housewives of NJ is GENIUS! And danmag I'll be looking for you on the Philly edition if it ever comes out LOL
Did they show an commercial for the NJ one the other night or did I dream that? I was fast forwarding through the commercials, but I thought I saw one.
I don't think they'd ever do a RH of Buffalo. Although there are some snooty bitches here. I bet I'd know half of the women on it. They'd be associates of my brother in law's wives. (He's the pretentious (sp?) type)
I cant believe I wasnt asked to be on the NJ one!
Just saw that Kelly (aka The Huge Horse's Ass) just got dumped from her job as a model for the Saks catalog. Awwwww, I feel so bad for her. And LOL, isn't catalog modeling SO declasse anyway!
They said it was because she was arrested for punching her boyfriend in the face. I think the face punching may be her one redeeming quality.
Broadway Legend Joined: 1/14/05
Is it true that the countess was dumped via e-mail? She is wretched and I am happy for him!
I think she was! Karma is such a bitch!
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/18/07
Just saw that Kelly (aka The Huge Horse's Ass) love it.
I find her so utterly unattractive. It's like the package is all there, but it adds up to absolutely nothing. She's really got a screw loose somewhere.
And how did I miss the fact that they're doing a NJ housewives series? Holy moly, that's going to be entertaining.
Am I the only one that felt really bad for Bethenny when Kelly pulled that crap? I mean granted she can handle herself, but that was really some cold sh*t.
You KNOW Bethenny could completely kick Kelly's ass, and I for one, would love to see it.
You know it's bad when Ramona and Alex start to seem like the normal ones....The Countess and Kelly sure brought the crazy this season. Best season yet, imo.
Seriously, I am hating everyone on this show. When they make me feel like Simex are the least offensive, that's bad.
While I loved watching the snub of my least favorite, Ramona, by Kelly at her equestrian event, I am in disbelief at this woman's ego! The "drinks" conversation with Bethany, who was also being childish, was just the top of the crap mountain she's managed to produce in a few short weeks.
Also, she needs to stay out of the sun or something...she looks older than the rest of the housewives except Ramona, which is no compliment! Her date after the altercation with Bethany looked like Bambi trapped by a cougar! BTW, wikapedia has her age as 46, but in all of the articles about her arrest it says she is 40.
I wish Jill HAD punched Mario....and I wish Simon had punched Ramona. Who tells someone they have no depth?! WTF? Pot, meet kettle!
And, Francois and Johann are little aholes...Simex have alot of nerve thinking they should write a child rearing book!
LOL, doodle! Tell us how you really feel!
I know...I finally got caught up...can you tell?
I agree about Bethany beating the crap outta Kelly if she wanted to, but she is almost 10 years younger than her...hee hee!
I was amazed at Bethany's body when she and Ramona were walking the dogs! Yikes, her abs are incredible!
I thought she looked really pretty in the photo shoot for that Hamptons magazine.
Kelly Bensimone is a major twat!! Bethenny had her pegged right from the start. Such an overblown sense of celebrity and nobody knows who she is.
What's this about LuAnn getting dumped? I hadn't heard anything about this. Does it happen in the coarse of filming or is this pretty recent?
I think it came out about 2 weeks ago that Luanne's husband dumped her. Apparently, he found a younger version of her while he was living in Europe and gave Luanne the old heave ho.
I think Luanne was like his 5th wife anyway. She had to know her days were numbered.
I think I know way too much about these people...
I can't seem to help myself, danmag.
Ramona has been asked to stay away from her daughters school, Scared Heart because they are embarrassed by her behaviour on the show.
Scared Heart?
haha! (Sacred you mean, right?)
And add me to list of people that can't stand Kelly.
Ha!
I love that Ramona can't go to Avery's school! That kid may be normal despite her parents. I always wondered why Mario was with that howler monkey, but we all see now that he's a douchebag too.
Okay- so the OC women hold oranges in their hands in their group photo, the NYC women hold apples, and the Atlanta ones hold peaches. What will the NJ women hold in their hands?
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