Little Johnny has to write a story about someone in his family that does something amazing. The next day, he returns and tells the class that his father eats lightbulbs.
"How do you know that?" asks his teacher.
"I heard him say it. He and Mom were in the bedroom and he said 'I'll only eat that thing if you turn out the light
Thank you for that!
Boobs - go back to bed!
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A bear and a rabbit are takin a shat in the woods.
The bear turns to the rabbit and says,
"Pardon me, do you have a problem with the shat sticking to your fur?"
The rabbit said, "No."
So the bear picked up the rabbit and wiped his ass with the rabbit.
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