SATURDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
SATURDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
#0SATURDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 10/2/04 at 9:47am
Little Johnny has to write a story about someone in his family that does something amazing. The next day, he returns and tells the class that his father eats lightbulbs.
"How do you know that?" asks his teacher.
"I heard him say it. He and Mom were in the bedroom and he said 'I'll only eat that thing if you turn out the light
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
#1re: SATURDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 10/2/04 at 10:00am
Idina: Somehow I got myself to the stage, came out at the end of the show, and I had some kind of closure.
Some guy: You looked great!
Idina: Thanks...I WAS SO HIGH! 8/21/05
Some guy: You looked great!
Idina: Thanks...I WAS SO HIGH! 8/21/05
#2re: SATURDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 10/2/04 at 10:04am
Thank you for that!
"Chicago is it's own incredible theater town right there smack down in the middle of the heartland. What a great city! I can see why Oprah likes to live there!" - Dee Hoty :-D
NYadgal
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/18/04
#3re: SATURDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 10/2/04 at 10:30amBoobs - go back to bed!
"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."
#4re: SATURDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 10/2/04 at 10:32amVIRGIN EARS VIRGIN EARS!
Real men are tenors.
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
#5re: SATURDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 10/2/04 at 10:33am
A bear and a rabbit are takin a shat in the woods.
The bear turns to the rabbit and says,
"Pardon me, do you have a problem with the shat sticking to your fur?"
The rabbit said, "No."
So the bear picked up the rabbit and wiped his ass with the rabbit.
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