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Scarlett Johannssen hosting SNL Tonight
#25re: Scarlett Johannssen hosting SNL Tonight
Posted: 1/15/06 at 12:00amThis is hideous.
Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!
#26re: Scarlett Johannssen hosting SNL Tonight
Posted: 1/15/06 at 12:03amThis might be up there on the list of worst eps of all time.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#27re: Scarlett Johannssen hosting SNL Tonight
Posted: 1/15/06 at 12:03amI like her in that brown wig though. No one is laughing.
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#28re: Scarlett Johannssen hosting SNL Tonight
Posted: 1/15/06 at 12:18amHow long before someone starts a thread about the Brokeback joke?
Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!
#29re: Scarlett Johannssen hosting SNL Tonight
Posted: 1/15/06 at 12:20amI just tuned in. I love me some Tina and Amy.
--Like an odd exotic creature on display inside a zoo, hearing children asking questions makes me ask some questions too...--
#30re: Scarlett Johannssen hosting SNL Tonight
Posted: 1/15/06 at 12:22amThis is one of their worst shows.
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#31re: Scarlett Johannssen hosting SNL Tonight
Posted: 1/15/06 at 12:24amandy samburg is hot
Attend the tale of Bovine Boy
His party threads we all enjoy
But does he have Mad Cow Disease?
He doesn't eat beef - but cows skating? - oh please!!!
With cocoa!?!
And lemonade!?!
The heifer-mad poster of Broadway
(World)
FosseBoi
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/30/04
#32re: Scarlett Johannssen hosting SNL Tonight
Posted: 1/15/06 at 12:24am
OMG! a Phantom joke! that wasnt funny
"I've always secretly longed for an actress to get to the top of the cherry picker and projectile vomit all over the guards below."- Wonderwaiter in the "Defy Gravity?" thread.
~~~~~~~~My dream? Sutton Foster as Cassie in A Chorus Line
#33re: Scarlett Johannssen hosting SNL Tonight
Posted: 1/15/06 at 12:26amof course Tina is an honorary lesbian. Who didn't know that already?
--Like an odd exotic creature on display inside a zoo, hearing children asking questions makes me ask some questions too...--
GovernorSlaton
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/14/04
#34re: Scarlett Johannssen hosting SNL Tonight
Posted: 1/15/06 at 12:27amI dunno -- I haven't caught all of the episodes this season, but to me, this has been consistently funny all night. There have been some rough spots, but most of the skits have had at least a few good laughs in them, and Scarlett is wonderful.
#35re: Scarlett Johannssen hosting SNL Tonight
Posted: 1/15/06 at 12:31amHaha, she doesn't even try to look away from the cue cards. Fabulous.
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FosseBoi
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/30/04
#36re: Scarlett Johannssen hosting SNL Tonight
Posted: 1/15/06 at 12:33am
The past few seasons have been HORRIBLE!!!!!!!!!!
This skit "Sweet Sixteen" isnt funny, but its JUST like the real show.
"I've always secretly longed for an actress to get to the top of the cherry picker and projectile vomit all over the guards below."- Wonderwaiter in the "Defy Gravity?" thread.
~~~~~~~~My dream? Sutton Foster as Cassie in A Chorus Line
#37re: Scarlett Johannssen hosting SNL Tonight
Posted: 1/15/06 at 12:33amThis is painful.
Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!
BwayLeadman
Broadway Star Joined: 9/29/04
#39re: Scarlett Johannssen hosting SNL Tonight
Posted: 1/15/06 at 12:33ami liked them making fun of my super sweet 16 though.
#40re: Scarlett Johannssen hosting SNL Tonight
Posted: 1/15/06 at 12:33amAnd Amy did, and f'ed up.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#41re: Scarlett Johannssen hosting SNL Tonight
Posted: 1/15/06 at 12:35amFosse, I was thinking the exact same thing.
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YankeesFan175
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/8/05
#42re: Scarlett Johannssen hosting SNL Tonight
Posted: 1/15/06 at 12:36ami for one enjoyed the phantom joke.
Bob: "there is a chance, albeit a microscopic one, that our baby at some point in his or her formative years will get lodged in a tree"
~Related~
#43re: Scarlett Johannssen hosting SNL Tonight
Posted: 1/15/06 at 12:37amI stopped watching. there's more laughs here.
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#44re: Scarlett Johannssen hosting SNL Tonight
Posted: 1/15/06 at 12:38amOkay, this jewelry skit is only funny because I SWEAR I've waited on that guy. "Hey, uh, so why don't you have a boyfriend, are you crazy or something?"
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#45re: Scarlett Johannssen hosting SNL Tonight
Posted: 1/15/06 at 12:39amI cannot even believe they call this a sketch comedy show.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#46re: Scarlett Johannssen hosting SNL Tonight
Posted: 1/15/06 at 12:41am
Why am I still watching this?! For some reason I always think that it can't possibly get any worse... and then it does.
Updated On: 1/15/06 at 12:41 AM
BwayLeadman
Broadway Star Joined: 9/29/04
#47re: Scarlett Johannssen hosting SNL Tonight
Posted: 1/15/06 at 12:43amThe show is boring. Even the promo for this week's episode was boring. what's happening?
#48re: Scarlett Johannssen hosting SNL Tonight
Posted: 1/15/06 at 12:43am
I think we can all relate to that.
We're cockeyed optimists.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
BwayLeadman
Broadway Star Joined: 9/29/04
#49re: Scarlett Johannssen hosting SNL Tonight
Posted: 1/15/06 at 12:45amOMG her eyes are glued to the cue cards. Her eyes go from one cue card to the other.
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