Scarlett Johannssen hosting SNL Tonight
Scarlett Johannssen hosting SNL Tonight
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#0Scarlett Johannssen hosting SNL Tonight
Posted: 1/14/06 at 10:34pmWho's gonna watch?
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#2re: Scarlett Johannssen hosting SNL Tonight
Posted: 1/14/06 at 10:37pmyay, thanks for the headsup!
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#3re: Scarlett Johannssen hosting SNL Tonight
Posted: 1/14/06 at 10:38pmMe! Let's hope it's bearable.
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#4re: Scarlett Johannssen hosting SNL Tonight
Posted: 1/14/06 at 10:40pmI can't see her being funny. I can just see her being really hot.
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#5re: Scarlett Johannssen hosting SNL Tonight
Posted: 1/14/06 at 10:40pmSince SNL hasn't been funny all season, she probably won't be either, but it likely won't be her fault.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#6re: Scarlett Johannssen hosting SNL Tonight
Posted: 1/14/06 at 10:56pmTrue dat.
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#7re: Scarlett Johannssen hosting SNL Tonight
Posted: 1/14/06 at 10:57pmhahahah Jane said "true dat."
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#8re: Scarlett Johannssen hosting SNL Tonight
Posted: 1/14/06 at 10:58pmIt won't be funny probably - but at least we know she's going to be hot....so hot....
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#9re: Scarlett Johannssen hosting SNL Tonight
Posted: 1/14/06 at 10:59pmRath-I know! What was that all about? I never said that before. Am I cool now?
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#10re: Scarlett Johannssen hosting SNL Tonight
Posted: 1/14/06 at 11:01pm
*snickers*
NO.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#11re: Scarlett Johannssen hosting SNL Tonight
Posted: 1/14/06 at 11:02pmLOL!
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#12re: Scarlett Johannssen hosting SNL Tonight
Posted: 1/14/06 at 11:25pmME!!
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#13re: Scarlett Johannssen hosting SNL Tonight
Posted: 1/14/06 at 11:34pmThis song sounds familiar....
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#14re: Scarlett Johannssen hosting SNL Tonight
Posted: 1/14/06 at 11:39pm
I thought it was cute. 
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#15re: Scarlett Johannssen hosting SNL Tonight
Posted: 1/14/06 at 11:40pmso far not bad
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His party threads we all enjoy
But does he have Mad Cow Disease?
He doesn't eat beef - but cows skating? - oh please!!!
With cocoa!?!
And lemonade!?!
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#16re: Scarlett Johannssen hosting SNL Tonight
Posted: 1/14/06 at 11:43pmsucks so far.
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#17re: Scarlett Johannssen hosting SNL Tonight
Posted: 1/14/06 at 11:45pm
Poor Scarlett.
She's committing to every crappy sketch, though. I give her credit for professionalism.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
Updated On: 1/14/06 at 11:45 PM
#18re: Scarlett Johannssen hosting SNL Tonight
Posted: 1/14/06 at 11:47pmoh dear
" ...the happiness in the tune convinces me that I'm not afraid."
#19re: Scarlett Johannssen hosting SNL Tonight
Posted: 1/14/06 at 11:48pmI want a Swedish Chef ringtone.
Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!
#20re: Scarlett Johannssen hosting SNL Tonight
Posted: 1/14/06 at 11:50pmThat sketch was unbearable.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#21re: Scarlett Johannssen hosting SNL Tonight
Posted: 1/14/06 at 11:54pmand they usually do the worst ones at the end. What are we in for?
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#22re: Scarlett Johannssen hosting SNL Tonight
Posted: 1/14/06 at 11:55pmthe 1st sketch was funny, now it sucks and it not even time for weekend update wow
Attend the tale of Bovine Boy
His party threads we all enjoy
But does he have Mad Cow Disease?
He doesn't eat beef - but cows skating? - oh please!!!
With cocoa!?!
And lemonade!?!
The heifer-mad poster of Broadway
(World)
#23re: Scarlett Johannssen hosting SNL Tonight
Posted: 1/14/06 at 11:56pmScarlett deserves an Emmy for working so hard at this drek.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#24re: Scarlett Johannssen hosting SNL Tonight
Posted: 1/15/06 at 12:00amWhat's with them making her sing in almost every sketch?
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