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Vicctoria Brisbane: [bursting into Thorndyke's room] Get away from the door!
[begins wheezing as if out of breath]
Dr. Richard H. Thorndyke: Who are you?
Victoria Brisbane: Get away from me.
Dr. Richard H. Thorndyke: Just a second...
[she cuts him off]
Victoria Brisbane: Be quiet, they'll hear you. Don't move. Go inside. Go to your room.
[they enter the living room]
Victoria Brisbane: The drapes! Close the drapes!
Dr. Richard H. Thorndyke: The drapes. Close the drapes.
[Repeating, to himself]
Dr. Richard H. Thorndyke: Close the drapes.
Victoria Brisbane: Close the other one. Get down! Lower! Good. Quick, come here. Get up. Sit down. Not there, here.
Dr. Richard H. Thorndyke: Here?
Victoria Brisbane: There.
Victoria Brisbane: I'm sorry, please forgive me. I'm just SO close to my menstrual cycle that I could SCREAM.
Victoria Brisbane: How did you, ummmm... get my room number? I am not going to listen to any more of this, I mean, I've had just about enough! What are you wearing? Jeans? you're wearing jeans? I bet they're tight.
Colonel Mustard: Well, you've paid the blackmail. How many husbands have you had?
Mrs. White: Mine, or other womens'?
Colonel Mustard: Yours.
Mrs. White: Five.
Colonel Mustard: Five?
Mrs. White: Yes, five. Husbands should be like kleenex; soft, strong and disposable.
Colonel Mustard: You lure men to their deaths like a spider with flies.
Mrs. White: Flies are where men are most vulnerable.
MEF, I, too, have been listening to my On the Twentieth Century recording the last few days. You guys are reading my mind!
And who can forget "I'm Tired" from Blazing Saddles?? :)
This thread definitely needs a BUMP
Yes, although I've now had "Never" stuck in my head since last night.
Bumpety Bump for the Great Madeline Kahn!
Watching "An American Tail" right now. LOVE HER!
anyone ever see her in 'Won, Ton, Ton, the Dog who saved Hollywood?"
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0075436/
great cast, but sadly not available to rent, or sale.
Stand-by Joined: 5/24/04
I absolutly LOVE her. She is one of the most brillian comedians ever. I can't think of anyone who come remotely close to her. Young Frankenstein is one of my favorite movies, and she is just perfect in it.
I still laugh when I watch her doing "Not Getting Married Today" especially when she goes "Its on the dresser...right next to my suicide note..."
"HOWARD, HOWARD BANNISTER!"
"That's a person named Eunice?"
Featured Actor Joined: 12/31/69
Every second of watching her, you fall in love with her more and more. She has this special gift that just makes her...perfect! I can't say 1 thing bad about her.
Come on guys! This woman needs some love flowin'!!!!!
*That was probably the wierdest thing I said today...*
I almost forgot about her delicious performance as Trixie Delight in PAPER MOON!
"Let ol' Trixie sit up front with her big tits."
Let us not forget WHY she's tired: "All the coming and going and going and coming. Let's face it. I'M TIRED!"
And of course there's "Oh, I think I love him."
In case you didn't know, The Broadway Collector Series recently released (for the first time ever on CD) Leonard Sillman's New Faces of '68, featuring a very young and then-unknown Madeline Kahn. She sings the hell out of "Das Chicago Song". You might want to check it out!
"New Faces of '68" on Amazon.com
I miss her much--never a weak performance!
I've already got it, MEF. And Das Chicago Song is on my iPod.
I'm showin' my lovin'! Madeline Kahn was amazing!
I love her SOOO much!
"Yes, I killed Yvette. I hated her... SOOO much! It... it... the- the fla- fla- flames.... on the side of my face, just... heaving heavy... breaths... just, just..."
BEAUTIFUL woman. I, too, love her "Getting Married" number on the Sondheim Tribute DVD.
I also LOVE her oscar-nominated performance as Trixie Delight in "Paper Moon." Had Tatum been in the Best Actress Category, Madeline Probably could have won.
Broadway Star Joined: 7/20/05
Love her. It's impossible not to love her rendition of "Not Getting Married Today"!
I love the way she says "I'm not well" during that song!
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