So This Is What Happened the Day After Iran's 'Day of Terror'

[PalJoey]

Posted: 8/21/06 at 6:17pm

Iranian president Mahmoud Ahmadinejad is planning "an illumination of the night sky over Jerusalem to rival the one that greeted the Prophet Mohammed when he ascended to heaven from the Aqsa Mosque in Jerusalem, while a great light lit up the night sky."

Do you think Ahmadinejad intends:

* to destroy the state of Israel with a nuclear weapon, which will in turn assure the destruction of Jerusalem and the destruction of Teheran?

* a really cool fireworks display in Teheran, set to the music of Andrew Lloyd Webber?

* or to kidnap Whitney Houston and present her to Osama Bin Ladin as a sex slave?

If Ahmadinejad destroys the Dome of the Rock and the Israelis rebuild a Jewish temple there, the Christian prophecy will have been fulfilled, and the End Days will be upon us.

What do YOU think will happen on August 22?

Updated On: 8/23/06 at 06:17 PM

[papalovesmambo]

Posted: 8/21/06 at 6:19pm

https://forum.broadwayworld.com/readmessage.cfm?boardname=off&thread=908344#2431726

[PalJoey]

Posted: 8/21/06 at 6:20pm

Here's the background, from Princeton Professor Emiritus Bernard Lewis
August 22: Does Iran have something in store?

[papalovesmambo]

Posted: 8/21/06 at 6:21pm

this is like that fedex commercial.

[PalJoey]

Posted: 8/21/06 at 6:23pm

Armageddon? or fake out?

[StageManager2]

Posted: 8/21/06 at 6:25pm

I don't think anything will happen, so don't fret. Mark my words.

[PalJoey]

Posted: 8/21/06 at 6:28pm

It's two AM in Teheran. What is Mahmoud dreaming of? What is he planning to do when he wakes up?

[Elphaba]

Posted: 8/21/06 at 6:40pm

maybe change his tampon?

[orion59]

Posted: 8/21/06 at 6:45pm

I love when PJ tries to be like Papa. Such hero worship is adorable.

[PalJoey]

Posted: 8/21/06 at 7:43pm

I don't understand.

[Calvin]

Posted: 8/21/06 at 8:12pm

I'm going to do laundry tomorrow, and maybe a little mopping.

[PalJoey]

Posted: 8/21/06 at 9:23pm

Check out Mahmoud's bodyguard standing behind him, with the close-cropped hair and the little goatee-action...



Hot or not?

[Bettyboy72]

Posted: 8/21/06 at 9:32pm

Very hot. Hot indeed. WOW! you really can pick them out of a crowd, can't you Joey?

[PalJoey]

Posted: 8/21/06 at 9:40pm

Eh. I think I've seen him on Manhunt.

[Bettyboy72]

Posted: 8/21/06 at 9:43pm

Maybe he is bodyguard4bottoms. I think you are right. Maybe IranianDaddy4boy.

[PalJoey]

Posted: 8/21/06 at 9:44pm

It's TUESDAY in Teheran! Everybody ready?

[Bettyboy72]

Posted: 8/21/06 at 9:50pm

Stop-youre making me anxious :P

[Yawper]

Posted: 8/21/06 at 9:55pm

Now wait - are we supposed to be there or here? damned scheduling foul up

[PalJoey]

Posted: 8/21/06 at 10:07pm

If it's Tuesday, this must be Armageddon!

[Calvin]

Posted: 8/21/06 at 11:11pm

On Mama's Family tomorrow night, Eunice adopts a positive thinking philosophy and Vint hocks a piece of Mama's silver to help a friend. Coincidence? I think not.

[PalJoey]

Posted: 8/21/06 at 11:24pm

There ARE no coincidences when it gets around to DOOMSDAY TUESDAY.

Here's a snippet from the final say-so from DEBKAfile:

DEBKAfile’s intelligence sources report that information rated “highly credible” has reached US undercover agencies of a secret report presented to Iran’s supreme ruler Ali Khamenei by Abdollah Shabhazi, one of the heads of the Supreme National Security Council. He claims to expose a mega-terror plot against Jerusalem scheduled for August 22, which aims at killing large numbers of Jews, Arabs and Christians.

This atrocity will reportedly arm the United States and Israel with the pretext for hitting Iran’s nuclear installations, as well its capital, Tehran, and other big cities.

DEBKAfile adds: The point of this massive display of might is in fact to place Iran’s armed forces on the ready for the contingency of a US-Israeli offensive on August 22 as per Shabhazi’s prediction. The exercise will be moved to Tehran to prepare the capital for a potential assault.

August 22, furthermore, is also the day of Iran’s formal reply to the incentives packages on offer from the West in return for halting its uranium enrichment projects.

For weeks, Tehran was under pressure from the United States and Europe for an earlier reply, but insisted on August 22.
August 22 - Iran’s Military Exercise and Apocalyptic Plans for Israel and World: DEBKAfile Special Report

[StageManager2]

Posted: 8/21/06 at 11:25pm

The sky is falling! We get it!

[Calvin]

Posted: 8/21/06 at 11:35pm

Lighting the candles tomorrow:

Claude Debussy
Carl Yastrzemski
Valerie Harper
Cindy Williams
Tori Amos
Howie D

Eerie.

[Elphaba]

Posted: 8/22/06 at 1:01am

I just heard that Iran attacked Eastern Oregon, and the US government said "oh just take it, we don't want it, and while you're at it, take Utah too!"

[ZONEACE]

Posted: 8/22/06 at 1:05am

is anyone else genuinely nervous that this crazy mother ****er is gonna try and start world war 3 today?