Socks, Scissors, Paper...

[HDThoreau2]

Posted: 3/31/07 at 8:50am

The special "Socks, Scissors, Paper" will be on tonight on the Fox News Channel at 9pm.

It covers the story of Sandy Burglar stealing classified documents from the National Archives. The outrage of Mr Burglar stealing the documents, the fact that Bill Clinton appointed Burglar to go to the archives is scandalous, and the ridiculous investigation that took place are all to be examined.

Tune in for some truth regarding the scandal of the decade.

[vmlinnie]

Posted: 3/31/07 at 8:53am

Do you guys over there call the game 'Socks, Scissor, Paper', or is that just what they call the show? Over here I'd be Rock, Paper, Scissors.

[Mr Roxy]

Posted: 3/31/07 at 10:02am

The sad part is that even with the truth it will make no difference to many

Imagine if someone in GWB administration did this

[PalJoey]

Posted: 3/31/07 at 10:12am

Yeah. Just imagine.

Posted: 3/31/07 at 10:13am

like Monica Goodlin, i take the 5th.

[JustAGuy]

Posted: 3/31/07 at 10:17am

"The sad part is that even with the truth it will make no difference to many."

Sort of like when the lies and half-truths of why we went to war with Iraq were exposed.

[suzycat]

Posted: 3/31/07 at 7:11pm

Fox News. Riiiiight....

[keen on kean]

Posted: 3/31/07 at 9:29pm

The game is rock, paper, scissors, but Sandy Berger apparently tried to smuggle documents out of the Archives in his socks! Hence the title. This is Fox News type humor.

[HDThoreau2]

Posted: 4/1/07 at 12:02am

And what a great humor of truth they showed tonight!!

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 4/1/07 at 12:06am

You realize you're using the same jokes as "the other people" whom you claim don't use your account, right? Oh... what a tangled web you weave....

[HDThoreau2]

Posted: 4/1/07 at 12:09am

It is only tangled in that twisted mind...

Sorry names, you just can't seem to pinpoint this one, but I guess no one ever called you Jessica Fletcher.

[HDThoreau2]

Posted: 4/1/07 at 12:51am

From Fox News...

Rep. Tom Davis, R-Va., is charging a cover-up by the Justice Department in connection with the 2003 theft and destruction of top secret documents by Clinton National Security Advisor Sandy Berger. Davis also told FOX News that he is not convinced that Berger was not acting under direction from the Clinton Administration.

"I'm not convinced that he was acting alone," Davis said. "They could have well said, ‘Sandy, do you remember that document way back — that I wrote to you ... We can't get this into the record. This is gonna make us look terrible.' "

Davis' comments came in a FOX News special, "Socks, Scissors, Paper: The Sandy Berger Caper," to be broadcast on FOX News Channel on Saturday, March 31 at 9 p.m. EDT. The program is hosted by David Asman.

Davis is not the only one close to the case who says Berger's crimes need further investigation.

"I'll spend the rest of my life going to bed at night wondering, ‘Did he take more.’ The American people should go to bed every night wondering if he took more. We'll never know; only Sandy Berger knows," Inspector General of the Archives Paul Brachfeld told Asman.

Brachfeld was the first man to investigate the crime. Like Davis, Brachfeld's main concern is that Berger may have withheld key information about Clinton Administration anti-terror strategy and efforts from the 9/11 Commission. Brachfeld has remained silent for more than two years. But in the program he courageously speaks out on television for the first time.

[HDThoreau2]

Posted: 4/1/07 at 7:39am

Re-broadcast today at 4pm. FNC!!!

Don't miss this documentary sure to become a broadway play or musical.

[vmlinnie]

Posted: 4/1/07 at 7:59am

Thanks Keen!

Posted: 4/1/07 at 8:40am

Chantipoo: "Don't miss this documentary sure to become a broadway play or musical."

yeah, right after the musical of Lynne Cheney's SISTERS


face it, Chanti...you get off imagining the steamy insides of Berger's panties. Updated On: 4/1/07 at 08:40 AM

[HDThoreau2]

Posted: 4/1/07 at 8:45am

4pm today, for truth!!

Also, check out this material, if it were to become a play, it could introduce some accurate American history into the Manhattan enclave.

[HDThoreau2]

Posted: 4/1/07 at 1:21pm

Two hours till the show. We don't want anyone interested in scandals to miss it.

[keen on kean]

Posted: 4/1/07 at 3:56pm

HD = Fox shill?

[HDThoreau2]

Posted: 4/1/07 at 7:25pm

It was a great program. It might win the Tony award for best play in 2012.

[HDThoreau2]

Posted: 4/7/07 at 8:22pm

Has anyone seen word of this being made into a play on playbill.com?

Posted: 4/8/07 at 9:10am

I figured this was one of the "April fools" threads cause I thought there was NO WAY Fox would spend time covering this non-event, but NO! They really did! Absurb beyond belief. It's amazing to me that Fox can just make up crap like this.

Next thing you know, they will be denying a Democratic war hero was actually injured in Vietnam and bringing forth "witnesses" to smear him when they weren't anywhere near the incidents they report. What, they did?

OK then maybe when a Republican pedophile is caught with his hands in a Page's undies, they will cover it but just keep claiming that the pervert is a Democrat! What? Really?

Well, maybe they will stoop so low as to refer to the next President of the United States as Osama-- or claim he's a secret Muslim Terrorist and THEN try to blame the whole thing on one of his Democratic rivals! Oh sh*t, really?

Man, these scum sucking bottom feeders really are pathetic! At least they admit they are nothing but a tool of the right and don't try to claim to be a real news organization with a slogan like "Fair And Balanced!" Huh?

I've got to go throw up now.

Posted: 4/8/07 at 7:33pm

Wow HD is speechless. Nothing to cut and paste in reply?

[HDThoreau2]

Posted: 4/8/07 at 7:56pm

"It's amazing to me that Fox can just make up crap like this."

That's the sad part, none of it was made up...

In case the Times didn't print it, Burglar was convicted!!

[Craig]

Posted: 4/8/07 at 8:17pm

HDT: Proof positive of the cliche that ignorance = bliss

Posted: 4/8/07 at 10:39pm

"Sandy Burglar"
The whole name calling thing really is beneath even you. It's the sort of thing a semi-intelligent second grader would have tired of by now.

And, just to clarify, Sandy Berger plead guilty to a misdemeanor charge of removing a classified document. He was fined and lost his security clearance.