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Pretty sure the boy from Small Wonder is, in fact, dead. You can see his ghost in Three Men and a Baby.
It wasn't Joaquin that was scratched backwards, it said Tawana Brawley.
I will still get the money Joaquin is sending everyone that forwards that email, right? Y'all got me all confused.
Wait, Joaquin is that Nigerian Prince?
Well, he was once rushed to the hospital and had sperm pumped from his stomach, but everyone knows that.
And THAT'S what caused the gerbil to pop out of his ass.
Heard he was going to discuss that in a video interview on Corine's Corner.
Corine has been something of a shut-in recently. She's worried about catching SARS.
Was the gerbil thing before or after he got caught in bed with Mick Jagger?
That is just another baseless rumor Stockard!
How could any of that be true when we all know Joaquin died in the 80s from mixing Pop Rocks and Coke. You people are so naive.
Updated On: 9/17/10 at 06:22 PM
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
That is such a lie. Joaquin was killed in Viet Nam with Eddie Haskell.
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Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
I just heard on Twitter than Joaquin Phoenix is going to star in Carrie when it comes back to Broadway this fall!
Ellen Greene with a lead pipe in the Conservatory....no wait...the Kitchen!
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