Star and Al
Star and Al
#0Star and Al
Posted: 11/10/04 at 12:55pmOnly 3 more days before Star Jones becomes Star Reynolds. So if you have not yet bought them a gift, make sure to stop by StarandAl.com
My mother always used to say, "The older you get, the better you get, unless you're a banana." - Rose Nyland
Updated On: 11/10/04 at 12:55 PM
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
#2re: The final stretch...
Posted: 11/10/04 at 2:19pmI heard that ABC told her to stop trying to get "sponsors" for her wedding on "The View." Poor Star, she may have to pay for it herself like the rest of us...or should I say the rest of us that actually can get married in this country...
My mother always used to say, "The older you get, the better you get, unless you're a banana." - Rose Nyland
#3re: The final stretch...
Posted: 11/10/04 at 2:32pmI think the original Star Jones thread needs to get bumped. It made for some funny reading.
Hey Dottie!
Did your colleagues enjoy the cake even though your cat decided to sit on it? ~GuyfromGermany
#4re: The final stretch...
Posted: 11/10/04 at 2:47pmYes, she's rich. She's also classless.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#5re: The final stretch...
Posted: 11/10/04 at 2:47pmTo use the word "woman" and Star Jones in the same sentence is too generous, Beav. I personally think she's a skank.
Hey Dottie!
Did your colleagues enjoy the cake even though your cat decided to sit on it? ~GuyfromGermany
Updated On: 11/10/04 at 02:47 PM
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
#6re: The final stretch...
Posted: 11/10/04 at 2:51pmAnd yes, Beav, she did indeed try to drum up sponsors for her nuptials.
#7re: The final stretch...
Posted: 11/10/04 at 2:51pmBeav, sorry about the keyboard, but I'm glad I made you laugh.
Hey Dottie!
Did your colleagues enjoy the cake even though your cat decided to sit on it? ~GuyfromGermany
robbiej
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/20/03
#8re: The final stretch...
Posted: 11/10/04 at 2:59pm
Ya know, when D-lister Kathy Griffith got sponsors for her wedding, she at least had all the guests donate to AMFAR instead of giving presents!!!!!
I once wrote Star Jones a hate email regarding her apparent dislike of homosexuals.
Little did I know at the time just how much she LOOOOOOOOVED homosexuals!!!
"I'm so looking forward to a time when all the Reagan Democrats are dead."
#9re: The final stretch...
Posted: 11/10/04 at 3:05pmeither that or the original thread should be bumped. There are plenty of explanations there.
Hey Dottie!
Did your colleagues enjoy the cake even though your cat decided to sit on it? ~GuyfromGermany
#10re: The final stretch...
Posted: 11/10/04 at 3:05pmKathy Griffin's The D-List is one of the best stand-up routines ever. EVAH.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
robbiej
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/20/03
#11re: The final stretch...
Posted: 11/10/04 at 3:12pm
The original thread hath been bumped!
It can answer MANY questions!
"I'm so looking forward to a time when all the Reagan Democrats are dead."
#12re: The final stretch...
Posted: 11/10/04 at 3:12pm
She loves homosexuals so much she is marrying one.......
You know, it is all about how the wedding pictures will come out, rather than actually spending her life with someone!
My mother always used to say, "The older you get, the better you get, unless you're a banana." - Rose Nyland
#13re: The final stretch...
Posted: 11/10/04 at 3:12pmIt sure has (thanks to Dottie).
Hey Dottie!
Did your colleagues enjoy the cake even though your cat decided to sit on it? ~GuyfromGermany
#14re: The final stretch...
Posted: 11/10/04 at 3:26pmBeav, I told you it would make for some interesting reading. I hope you weren't eating at the time!!!
Hey Dottie!
Did your colleagues enjoy the cake even though your cat decided to sit on it? ~GuyfromGermany
Hope
Understudy Joined: 9/28/04
#15re: The final stretch...
Posted: 11/10/04 at 4:15pmDidn't Bernadette Peters introduce Al to Star, or something? And is she going to the wedding, anyone knows?
#16re: The final stretch...
Posted: 11/10/04 at 5:26pm
Yes, she did ask for corporate sponsorship for her wedding...that website is the most mastabatorial website I have ever seen.
I know why Al is marrying her....she has the big balls and a 6" cl*t
"It never bothered me that she called me a c*nt, it bothered me that I answered to it!" Carol Channing about Ethel Merman filming an episode of "The Love Boat"
NYadgal
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/18/04
#17re: The final stretch...
Posted: 11/10/04 at 5:42pm
eeewwwwwwwwwwww! Bobby! My EYES!
If I never hear about the wedding again, it will be just dandy!
"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."
The Grovers Corners Yenta
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/3/04
#18re: The final stretch...
Posted: 11/10/04 at 6:47pmI simply didn't know what to get Star and Al for a wedding gift. What does one get for the couple who has everything. I was about to buy them a toaster oven from Pottery Barn when I had a brainstorm. I got the couple a gift certificate to Adam and Eve. They can buy all the lube, edible underwear and glow in the dark condoms they want!
"Friends are the people you chose as family."....Me.
#19re: The final stretch...
Posted: 11/10/04 at 6:49pmYenta, no matter what you get them, it's the thought that counts!!!
Hey Dottie!
Did your colleagues enjoy the cake even though your cat decided to sit on it? ~GuyfromGermany
#20re: The final stretch...
Posted: 11/10/04 at 6:52pmOkay, Yenta, that was a visual I really could have done without.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
robbiej
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/20/03
#21re: The final stretch...
Posted: 11/10/04 at 6:57pm
Bobby.
That was the most disgusting thing I've ever seen.
I'm totally turned on.
"I'm so looking forward to a time when all the Reagan Democrats are dead."
broadwayguy2
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/18/03
#23re: The final stretch...
Posted: 11/10/04 at 7:26pmI know...gross huh? tee hee!
"It never bothered me that she called me a c*nt, it bothered me that I answered to it!" Carol Channing about Ethel Merman filming an episode of "The Love Boat"
broadwayguy2
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/18/03
#24re: The final stretch...
Posted: 11/10/04 at 7:28pmthat mich sugar could kill a man.. if he doesn't suffocate under all that mess while eating them...
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