Stars you'd enjoy slapping, even if they were wearing a neckbrace — Page 2

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Posted: 2/17/04 at 5:41pm

"wish someone had told me that before I climbed into the monkey cage at the zoo"

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Posted: 2/17/04 at 6:14pm

Bill Maher
Michael Moore
Richard Gere
Susan Sarandon
Tim Robbins
Alec Baldwin (I'm copying ckeaton's whole list)
and adding.....
Sean Penn
Michael Jackson
Tito Jackson
La Toya Jackson
Al Franken
I could go on all night

#28

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Posted: 2/17/04 at 6:45pm

Rosie O'Donnell
Martha Stewart

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#29

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Posted: 2/17/04 at 7:03pm

I don't dislike anyone that much. I would like to give Harrison Ford a good swift kick in the pants for leaving his wife and kids for that broom stick but other than that, I'm cool with most everyone.

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Updated On: 2/17/04 at 07:03 PM

#30

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Posted: 2/17/04 at 7:10pm

Pretty much all the Osbournes, except Ozzy.

-Christina

#31

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Posted: 2/17/04 at 7:14pm

I agree, especially Kelly and Jack Osbourne

#32

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Posted: 2/17/04 at 7:14pm

Melanie Griffith

#33

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Posted: 2/17/04 at 7:14pm

Ashton Kutcher. But I would rather punch his lights out than slap him.

#34

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Posted: 2/17/04 at 7:23pm

Do I have to slap? Can't I just hurl a Playbill at them?

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#35

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Posted: 2/17/04 at 8:02pm

Playbill hurling is reserved for those speaking during a performance. Otherwise, you're just wasting Playbills.

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#36

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Posted: 2/17/04 at 8:05pm

I agree with whoever said Britney Spears. She immediately came to mind. I can't stand her.

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#37

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Posted: 2/17/04 at 8:20pm

Al Pacino and Hillary Duff!

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#38

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Posted: 2/17/04 at 8:22pm

It's funny thirdrowcenter...I'd like to invite most of the people on your list over for cocktails and dinner, except for the Jackson family (although LaToya might liven up the festivities.)

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Posted: 2/17/04 at 8:22pm

mynameinlights, hilary duff, yes. but al pacino? why?!

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Posted: 2/17/04 at 8:24pm

Irrationally, Al Pacino has pissed me off ever since the "hoo-hah" role. I can't get past it.

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Posted: 2/17/04 at 8:26pm

Jack I don't want to slap anyone.
And it said stars. I don't know you.
I prefer love not violence.
Kill them with kindness is my motto.
And kisses are a girls best friend.
And Diamonds.(that was for my friend Richard)

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Posted: 2/17/04 at 8:37pm

luv... four words... Scent of a Woman. Honorable mention: Gigli. EEEEK! (Bad eek!)

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#43

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Posted: 2/17/04 at 8:43pm

I've learned far too much about everyone during this thread. I feel bruised and raw.

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Posted: 2/17/04 at 8:51pm

Erik I'd like to slap everyone at your cocktail party

#45

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Posted: 2/17/04 at 9:19pm

yeah, erik, how do i finagle an invite to that party and will you have some grey goose so i can have at least one nice martini and chat with you before i start slapping? let's just see how tough that tim robbins is. sean penn, i won't slap. how could i slap spiccoli? it's just not right, duuuuuude. i would add...

bill o'reilly
ethan hanke (uma i'm here for you)
billy crudup (mary louise i'll give you a prelude to more than a kiss)

hmmmm, those are all more like right crosses actually...

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#46

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Posted: 2/17/04 at 9:24pm

Can I ask why people want to slap Hilary Duff!? she's so adorable and sweet!! Say what you want about her lack of singing ability, but her songs are still damn catchy and i'm not ashamed to admit I listen to her CD every day =)

I want to slap Heather Headley. Because she sucks =P

Of the other non-Broadway "celebs", I'd love to BEAT UP Paris Hilton, because she is possibly the most useless human being on this planet.

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Posted: 2/17/04 at 9:30pm

Hilary Duff needs to be slapped because I have more talent than she does, and that's saying something.

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Posted: 2/18/04 at 1:21am

Al Sharpton
Oprah
Martha Stewart
George W. Bush

#49

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Posted: 2/18/04 at 7:02am

Hilary Duff for me! slap-slap

#50

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Posted: 2/18/04 at 7:58am

It's ok Papa and thirdrowcenter...usually someone does end up getting slapped at my parties. But I should warn you Papa...I fear if you slapped Tim Robbins, Susan Sarandon would promptly kick your ass.

Updated On: 2/18/04 at 07:58 AM