Stars you'd enjoy slapping, even if they were wearing a neckbrace- Page 3

[popcultureboy]

Posted: 2/18/04 at 8:26am

Katie Holmes
Beyonce
Paris Hilton
Jack Nicholson
Robert De Niro
Rose McGowan
Juliet Landau

[MasterLcZ]

Posted: 2/18/04 at 9:12am

The woman who does the 'Verve Cliquot' radio ads and Jim Lebenthal's snotty daughter (who should hire someone GOOD to do the Lebenthal voice-overs) on WQXR.

[papalovesmambo]

Posted: 2/18/04 at 9:31am

"[s]usan [s]arandon would promptly kick your ass"

she don't scare me none, erik. i been dealing with pissed off redheads for as long as i can remember. just make sure to keep her away from the cutlery.

[ckeaton]

Posted: 2/18/04 at 9:33am

I'd be very interested in dipping Michael Moore's head in the salsa while Sarandon and papa wrestle on the coffee table.

[lassy]

Posted: 2/18/04 at 10:53am

Corine2, you need a slap for saying TSMrW isn't handsome or sexy.
And Dollypop, you're next in line for letting her get away with it!

[thirdrowcenter]

Posted: 2/18/04 at 11:11am

Lassy, we have invite Corine to the Erik's cocktail party (j/k Corine)

[Corine2]

Posted: 2/18/04 at 12:28pm

Lassy i met him he is a great performer but he does nothing for me sorry Lassy.
Why do you think he is attractive have you seen him in person?
Just not my type.
My type:
Craig Bierko
Rob Morrow
Denis Jones-
Bill Maher- I find him sexy can't explain it. Updated On: 2/18/04 at 12:28 PM

[Borstalboy]

Posted: 2/18/04 at 12:56pm

HIMBO'S THAT NEED ONE UPSIDE THE FACE:

Ashton Kutcher
Justine Timberlake
Jared Leto--worst actor in the world...WHY do good directors keep casting him?????
Billy Crudup--good actor, but...leaving your girlfriend when she's 7 months preggers? Nice.
Tobey Macguire
Ben Affleck--GO AWAY ALREADY!!!!
And anyone who has been made famous by a reality series.

[HotTicket]

Posted: 2/18/04 at 1:16pm

Bill Maher is sexy?
Now I have a mental picture of Corine pleasuring herself to a picture of Wally Shawn.

[MasterLcZ]

Posted: 2/18/04 at 1:24pm

Just like Bill Maher himself...right before he tapes his show!

[Corine2]

Posted: 2/18/04 at 1:27pm

Did you see Bill on Broadway? He was in leather pants and he was very sexy. I was there with my girlfriend and she thought he was also.
I don't go for little boys i like older men.
He is sexy.
Oh honey women don't look at pictures and please themselves.
Updated On: 2/18/04 at 01:27 PM

[Jack42]

Posted: 2/18/04 at 1:33pm

Hot Ticket - No one needs that image.

Corine2 - "Oh honey women don't look at pictures and please themselves. Really that is soooooooo gross. "

You couldn't be more wrong and you should really not speak for all women. And "sooooooooooooooo gross" is soooooooooooooo immature sounding. Maybe that's why you think it's soooooooooo gross.

And before anyone accuses me of slamming Corine's maturity - I am not. I am slamming the immature attitude and comment.

[Corine2]

Posted: 2/18/04 at 1:41pm

Well i don't know any women that do that to pictures.
It is more of a guy thing.
I prefer hugging and kissing my boyfriend. I don't use props.
If women do it they sure don't talk about it and i for one do not.
Updated On: 2/18/04 at 01:41 PM

[papalovesmambo]

Posted: 2/18/04 at 1:43pm

touching yourself like that is icky and only boys do it. just like women's fecal matter gives off the odor of roses.

[Corine2]

Posted: 2/18/04 at 1:45pm

This is getting out of control.
;(

[Jack42]

Posted: 2/18/04 at 1:51pm

Corine2

I'm not trying to be rude here. But your attitude towards sex is a little, how shall I say it? Out of era?

Many women not only talk about it, they write books about it. And believe me, if women didn't "do it" - there wouldn't be such a huge market for sexual aids.

I'd say we aren't living in the 50s (or any other decade) but they did that stuff back then too, Corine!

Perhaps you are spending too much time with the Richard Skipper's and not enough with females your own age who have a normal and healthy sex drive.

[Corine2]

Posted: 2/18/04 at 1:53pm

What are you a spy for gods sake!

[Jack42]

Posted: 2/18/04 at 1:57pm

No Corine, but you've mentioned him in many of your posts so I can only assume, like Michael Musto he is one of your buddies.

[Borstalboy]

Posted: 2/18/04 at 2:17pm

Ladies, please! This is a FRIENDLY discussion group.

Now, what were we discussing? Ah, yes, people we'd like to cause physical harm to.

John "Give Me A Break" Stossel anyone?

[etoile]

Posted: 2/18/04 at 3:01pm

Sex toys and violence, could this thread get any better?

[Jack42]

Posted: 2/18/04 at 3:07pm

I don't understand how Corine can love Sex and the City and not know that women like to pleasure themselves. That's all I'm saying. It doesn't make sense.

[MasterLcZ]

Posted: 2/18/04 at 3:20pm

Maybe this thread should be re-titled
"Which stars would you like to drop a two-ton set of ben-wa balls on?"

Updated On: 2/18/04 at 03:20 PM

[Corine2]

Posted: 2/18/04 at 3:28pm

I never said women don't pleasure themselves!
We don't do it with pictures.

And to quote sex and the city i own a rabbit pearl.
Blush Updated On: 2/18/04 at 03:28 PM

[Jack42]

Posted: 2/18/04 at 3:36pm

"I don't use props."

The rabbit sounds like a prop to me!

And I think I speak for everyone when I say, while we all know people pleasure themselves, we don't need to know your frequency or what you use.

But good for you. At least your are getting some from someone you love.

[Corine2]

Posted: 2/18/04 at 3:39pm

Ever see the one where CHARLOTTE gets addicted to the Pearl?
A FUNNY ONE.
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