Stars you'd enjoy slapping, even if they were wearing a neckbrace

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 2/17/04 at 1:08pm

Norbert
Mel Gibson
Dennis Miller

[Corine2]

Posted: 2/17/04 at 1:21pm

Why Norbert? I met him he is a sweetie. Dolly will die but i also met TSRW and he was a very sweet guy. (I really don't find either of them handsome though i don't get it)

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 2/17/04 at 1:28pm

Who is RW? The Sensuous Robin Williams?

[mamamia sammy]

Posted: 2/17/04 at 1:31pm

1. Bernadette Peters
2. Angela Lansbury
3. Lauren Bacall
4. Sutton Foster

[orion59]

Posted: 2/17/04 at 1:38pm

I can't possibly explain why I feel this way about these people...I've never met them, I just don't like them.

Meg Ryan
Horatio Sanz from SNL
Ashton Kutcher
Oprah
Jim Carey
Michael Douglas
Katherine Zeta Jones
Russel Crowe
Brittany Spears
Jessica Simpson

[WindyCityActor]

Posted: 2/17/04 at 1:38pm

Mel Gibson
Will Smith
Helen Hunt
Joe Pesci
Woody Allen

[newyorkuniq]

Posted: 2/17/04 at 1:39pm

Delta Burke
and The entire cast of Mamma Mia

[mamamia sammy]

Posted: 2/17/04 at 1:40pm

Celeste Holm

[Mister Matt]

Posted: 2/17/04 at 2:00pm

Howard Stern
Michael Jackson
Janet Jackson
David Spade
Paris Hilton
Anne Heche
Prince

[SueleenGay]

Posted: 2/17/04 at 2:05pm

Namo, do you mean on the face?
Cuz I would not mind slapping Ashton Kutcher elsewhere.

[EddieVarley]

Posted: 2/17/04 at 2:05pm

spank? I'd like to spank Mario Lopez

[ckeaton]

Posted: 2/17/04 at 2:08pm

Bill Maher
Michael Moore
Richard Gere
Susan Sarandon
Tim Robbins
Alec Baldwin

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[Elphie]

Posted: 2/17/04 at 2:10pm

A lot of people from the casts of Real World and Road Rules.
Who could slap Sutton Foster?

[~*Triple Star On Broadway*~]

Posted: 2/17/04 at 2:29pm

PARIS HILTON and JESSICA SIMPSON. I absolutely love to give one of these girls a slap.

[orion59]

Posted: 2/17/04 at 3:08pm

i need to add to my list:

Jenna Elman - she just thinks that she's so cute
The Wilson Brothers - Owen with that whiney voice and Luke, the king of the single facial expression
I'd also like to slap anyone who has ever been in an American Pie movie except Eugene Levin, Allyson Hannigan and Jennifer Collins

Matthew Lillard needs to be slapped repeatedly, then thrown to the ground and kicked a few times.

[LadyGuenevere]

Posted: 2/17/04 at 3:15pm

Ashton Kutcher
Britney Spears
Natalie Maines
Hillary Duff
Lindsey Lohan
(any child star, because I despise most 'child stars')

And last, but not least (sorry Dean supporters), Howard Dean. And when I slap and kick him, he'll probably scream the way I've heard him do before during campaign speeches- it would make me laugh.

[MasterLcZ]

Posted: 2/17/04 at 3:44pm

Oh, poo. Namo has taken my list! Though I don't hate Norbert.

I'd like to add Dr. Laura , Rush ("JUNKIE!" ** POW! ** JUNKIE! ** POW! ** JUNKIE! ** POW! **") & Ann Coulter, But I have a hunch Ann would enjoy it.

I'd have to add any Televangelist. And Andrew LLoyd Weber and Michael Crawford, just for the hell of it.

And even though CKeaton & I have opposite political views, I agree with him (her?) about Sarandon & Robbins, who deserve deserve a slap for being stupid Naderites.

General Wesley Clark, but only if he'd slap me back, throw me to the ground, pin me down while I squirm helplessly while I feel his hot breath and...whoops, gotta keep this thread clean and wholesome for the kiddies!

Updated On: 2/17/04 at 03:44 PM

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 2/17/04 at 4:06pm

Truly an LOL scenario, Master.

[SueleenGay]

Posted: 2/17/04 at 4:08pm

MERMAN!!!

Oh, and HELEN LAWSON!!!

Updated On: 2/17/04 at 04:08 PM

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 2/17/04 at 4:25pm

I want you to slap me, after what you've done to that icon, Sueleen! Genius.

[Right Said Rick]

Posted: 2/17/04 at 4:29pm

I would delight in the beating of Robin WIlliams. He is so damn hairy. I hates it, I tells ya. He is like a werewolf in midtransformation. He is like some crazed actorin' ape. Did you know that chimpanzees are capable of rape? I'm just puttin it out there for ya'll. I wish someone had told me that before I climbed into the monkey cage at the zoo. Updated On: 2/25/04 at 04:29 PM

[Corine2]

Posted: 2/17/04 at 4:32pm

I don't want to slap anyone.
I am not into violence.

No Patrick Wilson and Norbert Butz they are both incredible performers but i don't find them sexy. I did enjoy Norbert in The Last Five Years and Patrick was incredible in Monty.
But i found Denis Jones the hot one in Monty.
Has anyone seen Michael West's body oh my god. Updated On: 2/17/04 at 04:32 PM

[Jack42]

Posted: 2/17/04 at 4:37pm

Oh come now. You know you want to slap me, Corine!

I would want to slap Roddy McDowell that damned dirty ape.

I'd also want to slap Davy Jones, Peter Tork, Micky Dolenz and Michael Nesmith

Not to mention Eva and Zsa Zsa

[Kitzarina]

Posted: 2/17/04 at 4:50pm

Two words: Britney Spears

[Unknown User]

Posted: 2/17/04 at 5:35pm

Is this exclusively for household name star-of-the-first-magnitude? Or, does it also include wannabe stars?

Is this limited to the entertainment industry only? Or, are other media included?

Do political activist journalists fall into the other media star wannabes category?

Someone like a Richard Goldstein, for instance?

Thanks for the claification. I want to be able to offer only valid names for the final list of "S[H]e who gets slapped."


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