#1
Posted: 2/17/04 at 1:08pm
Norbert
Mel Gibson
Dennis Miller
Mel Gibson
Dennis Miller
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Stars you'd enjoy slapping, even if they were wearing a neckbrace
#2
Posted: 2/17/04 at 1:21pm
Why Norbert? I met him he is a sweetie. Dolly will die but i also met TSRW and he was a very sweet guy. (I really don't find either of them handsome though i don't get it)
#3
Posted: 2/17/04 at 1:28pm
Who is RW? The Sensuous Robin Williams?
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#4
Posted: 2/17/04 at 1:31pm
1. Bernadette Peters
2. Angela Lansbury
3. Lauren Bacall
4. Sutton Foster
2. Angela Lansbury
3. Lauren Bacall
4. Sutton Foster
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#5
Posted: 2/17/04 at 1:38pm
I can't possibly explain why I feel this way about these people...I've never met them, I just don't like them.
Meg Ryan
Horatio Sanz from SNL
Ashton Kutcher
Oprah
Jim Carey
Michael Douglas
Katherine Zeta Jones
Russel Crowe
Brittany Spears
Jessica Simpson
Meg Ryan
Horatio Sanz from SNL
Ashton Kutcher
Oprah
Jim Carey
Michael Douglas
Katherine Zeta Jones
Russel Crowe
Brittany Spears
Jessica Simpson
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#6
Posted: 2/17/04 at 1:38pm
Mel Gibson
Will Smith
Helen Hunt
Joe Pesci
Woody Allen
Will Smith
Helen Hunt
Joe Pesci
Woody Allen
#7
Posted: 2/17/04 at 1:39pm
Delta Burke
and The entire cast of Mamma Mia
and The entire cast of Mamma Mia
#8
Posted: 2/17/04 at 1:40pm
Celeste Holm
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#9
Posted: 2/17/04 at 2:00pm
Howard Stern
Michael Jackson
Janet Jackson
David Spade
Paris Hilton
Anne Heche
Prince
Michael Jackson
Janet Jackson
David Spade
Paris Hilton
Anne Heche
Prince
"What can you expect from a bunch of seitan worshippers?" - Reginald Tresilian
#10
Posted: 2/17/04 at 2:05pm
Namo, do you mean on the face?
Cuz I would not mind slapping Ashton Kutcher elsewhere.
Cuz I would not mind slapping Ashton Kutcher elsewhere.
PEACE.
#11
Posted: 2/17/04 at 2:05pm
spank? I'd like to spank Mario Lopez
#12
Posted: 2/17/04 at 2:08pm
Bill Maher
Michael Moore
Richard Gere
Susan Sarandon
Tim Robbins
Alec Baldwin
...
Michael Moore
Richard Gere
Susan Sarandon
Tim Robbins
Alec Baldwin
...
Hamlet's father.
#13
Posted: 2/17/04 at 2:10pm
A lot of people from the casts of Real World and Road Rules.
Who could slap Sutton Foster?
Who could slap Sutton Foster?
"They hear drums. We hear music."
#14
Posted: 2/17/04 at 2:29pm
PARIS HILTON and JESSICA SIMPSON. I absolutely love to give one of these girls a slap.
You've gotta have heart AND music
#15
Posted: 2/17/04 at 3:08pm
i need to add to my list:
Jenna Elman - she just thinks that she's so cute
The Wilson Brothers - Owen with that whiney voice and Luke, the king of the single facial expression
I'd also like to slap anyone who has ever been in an American Pie movie except Eugene Levin, Allyson Hannigan and Jennifer Collins
Matthew Lillard needs to be slapped repeatedly, then thrown to the ground and kicked a few times.
Jenna Elman - she just thinks that she's so cute
The Wilson Brothers - Owen with that whiney voice and Luke, the king of the single facial expression
I'd also like to slap anyone who has ever been in an American Pie movie except Eugene Levin, Allyson Hannigan and Jennifer Collins
Matthew Lillard needs to be slapped repeatedly, then thrown to the ground and kicked a few times.
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#16
Posted: 2/17/04 at 3:15pm
Ashton Kutcher
Britney Spears
Natalie Maines
Hillary Duff
Lindsey Lohan
(any child star, because I despise most 'child stars')
And last, but not least (sorry Dean supporters), Howard Dean. And when I slap and kick him, he'll probably scream the way I've heard him do before during campaign speeches- it would make me laugh.
Britney Spears
Natalie Maines
Hillary Duff
Lindsey Lohan
(any child star, because I despise most 'child stars')
And last, but not least (sorry Dean supporters), Howard Dean. And when I slap and kick him, he'll probably scream the way I've heard him do before during campaign speeches- it would make me laugh.
#17
Posted: 2/17/04 at 3:44pm
Oh, poo. Namo has taken my list! Though I don't hate Norbert.
I'd like to add Dr. Laura , Rush ("JUNKIE!" ** POW! ** JUNKIE! ** POW! ** JUNKIE! ** POW! **") & Ann Coulter, But I have a hunch Ann would enjoy it.
I'd have to add any Televangelist. And Andrew LLoyd Weber and Michael Crawford, just for the hell of it.
And even though CKeaton & I have opposite political views, I agree with him (her?) about Sarandon & Robbins, who deserve deserve a slap for being stupid Naderites.
General Wesley Clark, but only if he'd slap me back, throw me to the ground, pin me down while I squirm helplessly while I feel his hot breath and...whoops, gotta keep this thread clean and wholesome for the kiddies!
I'd like to add Dr. Laura , Rush ("JUNKIE!" ** POW! ** JUNKIE! ** POW! ** JUNKIE! ** POW! **") & Ann Coulter, But I have a hunch Ann would enjoy it.
I'd have to add any Televangelist. And Andrew LLoyd Weber and Michael Crawford, just for the hell of it.
And even though CKeaton & I have opposite political views, I agree with him (her?) about Sarandon & Robbins, who deserve deserve a slap for being stupid Naderites.
General Wesley Clark, but only if he'd slap me back, throw me to the ground, pin me down while I squirm helplessly while I feel his hot breath and...whoops, gotta keep this thread clean and wholesome for the kiddies!
"Christ, Bette Davis?!?!"
Updated On: 2/17/04 at 03:44 PM
#18
Posted: 2/17/04 at 4:06pm
Truly an LOL scenario, Master.
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#19
Posted: 2/17/04 at 4:08pm
MERMAN!!!
Oh, and HELEN LAWSON!!!
Oh, and HELEN LAWSON!!!
PEACE.
Updated On: 2/17/04 at 04:08 PM
#20
Posted: 2/17/04 at 4:25pm
I want you to slap me, after what you've done to that icon, Sueleen! Genius.
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#21
Posted: 2/17/04 at 4:29pm
I would delight in the beating of Robin WIlliams. He is so damn hairy. I hates it, I tells ya. He is like a werewolf in midtransformation. He is like some crazed actorin' ape. Did you know that chimpanzees are capable of rape? I'm just puttin it out there for ya'll. I wish someone had told me that before I climbed into the monkey cage at the zoo.
Updated On: 2/25/04 at 04:29 PM
#22
Posted: 2/17/04 at 4:32pm
I don't want to slap anyone.
I am not into violence.
No Patrick Wilson and Norbert Butz they are both incredible performers but i don't find them sexy. I did enjoy Norbert in The Last Five Years and Patrick was incredible in Monty.
But i found Denis Jones the hot one in Monty.
Has anyone seen Michael West's body oh my god.
I am not into violence.
No Patrick Wilson and Norbert Butz they are both incredible performers but i don't find them sexy. I did enjoy Norbert in The Last Five Years and Patrick was incredible in Monty.
But i found Denis Jones the hot one in Monty.
Has anyone seen Michael West's body oh my god.
Updated On: 2/17/04 at 04:32 PM
#23
Posted: 2/17/04 at 4:37pm
Oh come now. You know you want to slap me, Corine!
I would want to slap Roddy McDowell that damned dirty ape.
I'd also want to slap Davy Jones, Peter Tork, Micky Dolenz and Michael Nesmith
Not to mention Eva and Zsa Zsa
I would want to slap Roddy McDowell that damned dirty ape.
I'd also want to slap Davy Jones, Peter Tork, Micky Dolenz and Michael Nesmith
Not to mention Eva and Zsa Zsa
The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity -- Harlan Ellison.
#24
Posted: 2/17/04 at 4:50pm
Two words: Britney Spears
"You're the worst thing to happen to musical theatre since Andrew Lloyd Webber!" --Family Guy
"Shut up! It's been 29 years!!!" --the incomparable Patti LuPone in her MUCH DESERVED Tony acceptance speech for Gypsy.
Kitzy's Avatar du Jour: Kitzy as Little Red Ridinghood in her college's production of "Into the Woods"
"Shut up! It's been 29 years!!!" --the incomparable Patti LuPone in her MUCH DESERVED Tony acceptance speech for Gypsy.
Kitzy's Avatar du Jour: Kitzy as Little Red Ridinghood in her college's production of "Into the Woods"
#25
Posted: 2/17/04 at 5:35pm
Is this exclusively for household name star-of-the-first-magnitude? Or, does it also include wannabe stars?
Is this limited to the entertainment industry only? Or, are other media included?
Do political activist journalists fall into the other media star wannabes category?
Someone like a Richard Goldstein, for instance?
Thanks for the claification. I want to be able to offer only valid names for the final list of "S[H]e who gets slapped."
Bulldog
Is this limited to the entertainment industry only? Or, are other media included?
Do political activist journalists fall into the other media star wannabes category?
Someone like a Richard Goldstein, for instance?
Thanks for the claification. I want to be able to offer only valid names for the final list of "S[H]e who gets slapped."
Bulldog
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