Stupidest Labels

I did a search, I swear. So anyway. I was at the gas station today, and there was a label on the pump that said, "Caution: Do not attempt to siphon gas by mouth." I know there are people who are none too bright, but, come on. What are some really dumb ones you've seen?

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I love stupid warning labels. Some of my favorites:

"May contain nuts" (found on a package of peanuts)

"Warning: Knives are sharp!" (on a box for a sharpening stone)

"May be harmful if swallowed" (found on a hammer)

And what may be the best of all time:

"Fragile. Do not drop" (found on a Boeing 757)

More here: http://www.rinkworks.com/said/warnings.shtml

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and many people siphon gas from a plastic bottle to their car using a hose, and while very very stupid to suck on it to get it going, I can see a need for the warning.

as to the 747, many items onboard are fragile.......it's simply a reminder to be careful

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You should check out the rest of the Rink Works site. It has some pretty awesome stuff on there.

Edit: Check out their "Bad, Bad, Bad Movies" section. It's full of win.

Updated On: 11/21/07 at 02:39 PM

Found on many a cup of coffee, "Contents may be hot"

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OMG the movie-a-minute section on that site has got some funny stuff


The Films of David Lynch
Ultra-Condensed by Stephen Keller and Samuel Stoddard



Some Woman
I do enjoy my nice, idyllic lifestyle, but I hope that underneath my seemingly perfect suburban world there is corruption and evil.
(SOME WOMAN discovers her OWN CORPSE and is ARRESTED.)

Midget
Someday that gum you like is going to come back in style.

Hit Man
(laughs cryptically)

(An EYE is slit open with a RAZOR BLADE. We learn that SOMEBODY was really SOME WOMAN all along, and they were on the MOON.)



THE END

Live nudes

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