Survivor: Worlds Apart — Page 2

Kelly looks like Kelly with botox. Whether that's worse or better is in the de-wrinkled eye of the expressionless beholder, I guess. I'm just thrilled to see her back (though I've a feeling she's not going to last long).

I loved the Probst smackdown of Dan. Dan must have been talking a LOT to the press for Probst to take it as far as showing us raw footage to expose him as a sack of sh*t lying douchebag. Though we all pretty much knew that anyway. And I absolutely LOVED how Shirin handled herself regarding Will. That man is disgusting (and his wife seems to be of similar character). The way he "apologized" and immediately tried to corner her and demonize her into forgiving him was even worse than Dan's antics. I'm really excited Shirin's playing again. Voting her out was one of the dumbest moves in a season overflowing with knuckleheaded stupidity.

I thought the vote would be a lot closer and even believed Carolyn had an edge after that jury Q&A. But I guess when Dan had to make it all about DAN rather than the three finalists, perhaps that had some weird effect on people? I don't know. Mike was pretty deserving considering how long his back was against the wall. I just got tired of all the 'Merica nonsense, blue collar bullsh*t and Jesus preaching. But I would love to hear Jesus' take on the season. Who would Jesus vote?

Boy, these contestants next season are a real flashback. I remember most of those chosen to participate, but there were a lot of women to choose from I could not remember at all (people remembered Monica Padilla? HOW?). Some, like Kimmi and Jeff Varner, I remember their faces, but not their personalities or how they played the game. I excited to see Andrew Savage, Terry Deitz, Ciera Eastin, Kass McQuillan (I love her tagline on the EW article: "What will you do differently this time around? Win."), Woo Hwang, Joe Anglim, but mostly TASHA FOX!!!! YES!!!!!!

I can't believe Abi is returning. WHY? And Keith? Ugh.

I'm surprised you don't remember Jeff Varner from Season 2, Matt. He was openly gay and pretty much a dick. He was the ninth voted out due to some machination by Kimmi.

He and Kelly Wiglesworth are both from my hometown of Greensboro, NC.

Updated On: 5/22/15 at 02:14 PM

YEAH!!! You tell him! Jesus the man! And the god!!

Survivor: Judea

wait a minute, people still watch survivor? but then i guess there are still people who watch the bachelor too. I don't understand it

Oh really john Jordan Catalano Oliver

thats my middle name. call me Sherie

This is basically me after seeing anything the Pintobean writes.

Phillypinto said: "what is "You tryin' my life!" supposed to mean?"

It means you're annoying the fu<k out of me.

Jordan Catalano said: "Imagine a world in which Pinto's father would have been smart enough to figure out how a condom worked.

Its a nice world to imagine."

Or his mom knew about Plan B.

Pinto makes even the rightest of the right wing pro choice.

It's amazing how people Pinto's age have grown up with every piece of information at their fingertips at all times and still manage to be as stupid as he is.

Updated On: 8/24/15 at 01:52 PM

Try not being the person everyone hates and maybe people won't be mean to you.