TV's favorite Jersey girls are back....

A gay wedding, Joe Gorga's "gay ole time" at Boxerz in NYC. Cris Judd (?!!) giving Melissa dancing lessons (!)...this season promises to be messier than the last.

Oh and Teresa is a HAM sandwich with fries on the side.

(Read: Hot Ass Mess)

Yes, Miami is currently filming season 2. DC was a disaster, and not an entertaining one. I'm looking forward to NYC with the new ladies.

I thought DC as a city was interesting, and the women were actually smart and incredibly classy. They could always retool and maybe even recast? It would be good for DC to come back, especially with what is going on in the world of politics right now.

As for Miami, the reason the 1st season sucked was because it was not intended to be a Housewives show. So, they are retooling for the second season! Three aren't coming back. I wish Marisol was among the three, but Andy Cohen has a weird obsession with Mama Elsa, so yeah...

I'm excited for the return of NYC with new cast members. It should be fun!

Nothing can top Beverly Hills. Here's my rankings:
1. Beverly Hills (faves: Kyle, Lisa)
2. Atlanta (faves: Phaedra, Cynthia, Nene)
3. New York City (faves: Sonia, Jill, Ramona)
4. New Jersey (faves: Melissa, Caroline)
5. Orange County (no faves. Maybe Gretchen)
6. Miami (fave: Elsa - Marisol's mom)

I'm always happy to see some hot messes on TV.

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I think I like all cities equally, but if I had to pick a favorite, it would definitely have to be Atlanta, mainly because it was what got me into the Housewives series in the first place, and I think the ATL women are the most "real".

I have to admt: I just don't see the appeal of ANY of these shows. A whole bunch of spoiled rotten human beings that I wouldn't give the time of day to in real life.

And we wonder why children are self-centered and obnoxious.

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