Yeah, my car was stolen about 2 years ago. They had it for three days, not knowing that another student of mine (from the days before I started working at the Mecca of Education), keeps in touch with me and in his Christmas card he wrote that he'd just been made Lt. of the Queens Highway Patrol. I called him and he immediately gave my case Top Priority.
He figured that the kid who stole it would bring it to school, so he staked out the front of the school. Sure enough, my car showed up after dismissal--relete with my plates!!!!! I mean how many du-rag wearing kids would drive around with "DOLLY" as their license plate number???
The kid had discarded all the CD's I had in the car, including the obc of DOLLY and Daniely and Mazzie's "Opposite You". He also smashed the small collection of religious statues I've always kept on my dashboard. (I just like to keep my images of my favorite saints with me when I drive.) Yeah, they were only pieces of plastic, but it broke my heart to see those little statues desecrated by a piece of sleaze.
The "student" (who was on the 5 year plan), claimed he didn't STEAL my car; he merely TOOK it.
He spent 90 days on Riker's Island and then returned to our school to take his exams.
"Long live God!" (GODSPELL)