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FindingNamo
#1Texting disaster
Posted: 5/2/14 at 3:05pm

I just texted a colleague that I needed an "n-word box" when I was trying to tell him I needed a "bigger box." The n and the b are right next to each other on the tiny phone keyboard.

Why does it change the "f-word" to "duck" but it had no problem with conversational racism?

Is my career doomed?


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doodlenyc
#2Texting disaster
Posted: 5/2/14 at 3:06pm


I was going to make an African American hooker joke, but decided against it.


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Updated On: 5/2/14 at 03:06 PM

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TheatreDiva90016
#3Texting disaster
Posted: 5/2/14 at 3:07pm

"What Up, Bigger?"


"TheatreDiva90016 - another good reason to frequent these boards less."<<>> “I hesitate to give this line of discussion the validation it so desperately craves by perpetuating it, but the light from logic is getting further and further away with your every successive post.” <<>> -whatever2

FindingNamo
#4Texting disaster
Posted: 5/2/14 at 3:09pm

I knew you guys would help me laugh during this moment of anxiety.


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Jane2
#5Texting disaster
Posted: 5/2/14 at 3:13pm

If this colleague knows you, you have nothing to worry about.


<-----I'M TOTES ROLLING MY EYES

FindingNamo
#6Texting disaster
Posted: 5/2/14 at 3:13pm

Good point.


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SNAFU
#7Texting disaster
Posted: 5/2/14 at 3:14pm

Bigger Please!


Those Blocked: SueStorm. N2N Nate. Good riddence to stupid! Rad-Z, shill begone!

FindingNamo
#8Texting disaster
Posted: 5/2/14 at 3:15pm

Ha! These are cracking me up.


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themysteriousgrowl
#9Texting disaster
Posted: 5/2/14 at 3:18pm


CHURCH DOOR TOUCAN GAY MARKETING PUPPIES MUSICAL THEATER STAPLES PERIOD OIL BITCHY SNARK HOLES

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SonofRobbieJ
#10Texting disaster
Posted: 5/2/14 at 3:54pm

You're a prisoner in bigger town. It's a dirty little war.

FindingNamo
#11Texting disaster
Posted: 5/2/14 at 3:55pm

That made me LOL and snort.


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FindingNamo
#12Texting disaster
Posted: 5/2/14 at 3:56pm

OMG, an ad for a CPAP just popped up after I posted that.


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SNAFU
#13Texting disaster
Posted: 5/2/14 at 4:25pm

Ha!


Those Blocked: SueStorm. N2N Nate. Good riddence to stupid! Rad-Z, shill begone!

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tazber
#14Texting disaster
Posted: 5/2/14 at 5:16pm

The 3-5-0-0 reference made me lol.


....but the world goes 'round

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SonofRobbieJ
#15Texting disaster
Posted: 5/2/14 at 5:19pm

I take the dictum 'Know your audience' very seriously.

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Mister Matt
#16Texting disaster
Posted: 5/2/14 at 5:20pm

I bet you've taken a lot of dictum. Like, a LOT.


"What can you expect from a bunch of seitan worshippers?" - Reginald Tresilian

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SonofRobbieJ
#17Texting disaster
Posted: 5/2/14 at 5:21pm

You know I can't hear you when my mouth is full.

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SonofRobbieJ
#18Texting disaster
Posted: 5/2/14 at 5:29pm

PS 3-5-0-0 is not the song you want to spontaneously start singing while sitting at your desk at a law firm.

Just so you know.

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CarlosAlberto
#19Texting disaster
Posted: 5/2/14 at 5:29pm

Y'all stop acting all biggerish and sh!t...just sayin'

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tazber
#20Texting disaster
Posted: 5/2/14 at 5:31pm

Why oh why does it have to be so catchy?


....but the world goes 'round

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SonofRobbieJ
#21Texting disaster
Posted: 5/2/14 at 5:37pm

Oh girl...the number of times it's almost flown out of my mouth on the subway...

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CarlosAlberto
#22Texting disaster
Posted: 5/2/14 at 5:38pm

SonofRobbieJ. You are such the whore. Really and truly. I love you for that don't EVER change.

Updated On: 5/2/14 at 05:38 PM


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