Texting disaster

#1

Texting disaster

Posted: 5/2/14 at 3:05pm

I just texted a colleague that I needed an "n-word box" when I was trying to tell him I needed a "bigger box." The n and the b are right next to each other on the tiny phone keyboard.

Why does it change the "f-word" to "duck" but it had no problem with conversational racism?

Is my career doomed?

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#2

Texting disaster

Posted: 5/2/14 at 3:06pm

I was going to make an African American hooker joke, but decided against it.

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Updated On: 5/2/14 at 03:06 PM

#3

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Posted: 5/2/14 at 3:07pm

"What Up, Bigger?"

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#4

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Posted: 5/2/14 at 3:09pm

I knew you guys would help me laugh during this moment of anxiety.

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#5

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Posted: 5/2/14 at 3:13pm

If this colleague knows you, you have nothing to worry about.

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#6

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Posted: 5/2/14 at 3:13pm

Good point.

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#7

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Posted: 5/2/14 at 3:14pm

Bigger Please!

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#8

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Posted: 5/2/14 at 3:15pm

Ha! These are cracking me up.

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#9

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Posted: 5/2/14 at 3:18pm

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#10

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Posted: 5/2/14 at 3:54pm

You're a prisoner in bigger town. It's a dirty little war.

#11

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Posted: 5/2/14 at 3:55pm

That made me LOL and snort.

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#12

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Posted: 5/2/14 at 3:56pm

OMG, an ad for a CPAP just popped up after I posted that.

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#13

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Posted: 5/2/14 at 4:25pm

Ha!

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Those Blocked: SueStorm. N2N Nate. Good riddence to stupid! Rad-Z, shill begone!

#14

Texting disaster

Posted: 5/2/14 at 5:16pm

The 3-5-0-0 reference made me lol.

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#15

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Posted: 5/2/14 at 5:19pm

I take the dictum 'Know your audience' very seriously.

#16

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Posted: 5/2/14 at 5:20pm

I bet you've taken a lot of dictum. Like, a LOT.

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#17

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Posted: 5/2/14 at 5:21pm

You know I can't hear you when my mouth is full.

#18

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Posted: 5/2/14 at 5:29pm

PS 3-5-0-0 is not the song you want to spontaneously start singing while sitting at your desk at a law firm.

Just so you know.

#19

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Posted: 5/2/14 at 5:29pm

Y'all stop acting all biggerish and sh!t...just sayin'

#20

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Posted: 5/2/14 at 5:31pm

Why oh why does it have to be so catchy?

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#21

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Posted: 5/2/14 at 5:37pm

Oh girl...the number of times it's almost flown out of my mouth on the subway...

#22

Texting disaster

Posted: 5/2/14 at 5:38pm

SonofRobbieJ. You are such the whore. Really and truly. I love you for that don't EVER change.

Updated On: 5/2/14 at 05:38 PM