Texting disaster
Texting disaster
FindingNamo
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/22/03
#1Texting disaster
Posted: 5/2/14 at 3:05pm
I just texted a colleague that I needed an "n-word box" when I was trying to tell him I needed a "bigger box." The n and the b are right next to each other on the tiny phone keyboard.
Why does it change the "f-word" to "duck" but it had no problem with conversational racism?
Is my career doomed?
#2Texting disaster
Posted: 5/2/14 at 3:06pm
I was going to make an African American hooker joke, but decided against it.
"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS
TheatreDiva90016
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/10/04
#3Texting disaster
Posted: 5/2/14 at 3:07pm"What Up, Bigger?"
FindingNamo
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/22/03
#4Texting disaster
Posted: 5/2/14 at 3:09pmI knew you guys would help me laugh during this moment of anxiety.
#5Texting disaster
Posted: 5/2/14 at 3:13pmIf this colleague knows you, you have nothing to worry about.
FindingNamo
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/22/03
#7Texting disaster
Posted: 5/2/14 at 3:14pmBigger Please!
FindingNamo
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/22/03
#8Texting disaster
Posted: 5/2/14 at 3:15pmHa! These are cracking me up.
#9Texting disaster
Posted: 5/2/14 at 3:18pm
#10Texting disaster
Posted: 5/2/14 at 3:54pmYou're a prisoner in bigger town. It's a dirty little war.
FindingNamo
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/22/03
#11Texting disaster
Posted: 5/2/14 at 3:55pmThat made me LOL and snort.
FindingNamo
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/22/03
#12Texting disaster
Posted: 5/2/14 at 3:56pmOMG, an ad for a CPAP just popped up after I posted that.
#13Texting disaster
Posted: 5/2/14 at 4:25pm
Ha!
#14Texting disaster
Posted: 5/2/14 at 5:16pm
The 3-5-0-0 reference made me lol.
#16Texting disaster
Posted: 5/2/14 at 5:20pmI bet you've taken a lot of dictum. Like, a LOT.
#18Texting disaster
Posted: 5/2/14 at 5:29pm
PS 3-5-0-0 is not the song you want to spontaneously start singing while sitting at your desk at a law firm.
Just so you know.
#20Texting disaster
Posted: 5/2/14 at 5:31pm
Why oh why does it have to be so catchy?
#21Texting disaster
Posted: 5/2/14 at 5:37pmOh girl...the number of times it's almost flown out of my mouth on the subway...
#22Texting disaster
Posted: 5/2/14 at 5:38pm
SonofRobbieJ. You are such the whore. Really and truly. I love you for that don't EVER change.
Updated On: 5/2/14 at 05:38 PM
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