That's a lot of dick!
That's a lot of dick!
#0That's a lot of dick!
Posted: 5/3/04 at 1:42pm
This is a great show and I give these guys a tremendous amount of credit. Woohoo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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"I broke the boundaries. It wasn't cool to be in plays- especially if you were in sports & I was in both." - Ashton Kutcher
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Posted: 5/3/04 at 1:51pm
Dirtiest...thread...title...ever.
:)
glitzguy3
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/4/03
glitzguy3
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/4/03
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Posted: 5/3/04 at 1:58pmThis should just become the official dirty thread. I think it is deserving of the honor.
HunterFosterIsMyGod
Broadway Star Joined: 3/7/04
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Posted: 5/3/04 at 2:35pmInteresting that they don't mention the Chicago production currently in its third year or they additional songs they have added specifically tailored for various regional productions.
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Posted: 5/3/04 at 3:31pm
how come they never show any REAL production photos? it's about time we actually get to see some dick, when not attending a performance that is...... 
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Posted: 5/3/04 at 3:34pmand here i thought this would be a thread dedicated to our intrepid vice president...
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
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Posted: 5/3/04 at 3:38pmon this board? Never.....
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Posted: 5/3/04 at 4:47pmIt's so funny. Everyone has always told me how large the "talent" is, and yet they always seem to be able to completely cover it up with their hands.....
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Joined: 12/31/69
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Posted: 5/3/04 at 4:50pmThe show runs abouut 90 minutes - you can only fluff so long!
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Posted: 5/3/04 at 4:55pmPersonally, if I had to run around a stage naked with other nice looking naked men, I'd be horny the entire time.... but, that's probably just me. I've never seen the show so I don't really know what state of 'excite' the boys are in while performing. Updated On: 5/3/04 at 04:55 PM
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Posted: 5/3/04 at 5:12pmTrust me, if you ever have to run around a stage naked (or even half naked) in front of the entire world the last thing you get is a hard-on. Try it sometime and let me know.
"I broke the boundaries. It wasn't cool to be in plays- especially if you were in sports & I was in both." - Ashton Kutcher
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Posted: 5/3/04 at 5:32pmAs a former cast member, I can tell you, seeing the same naked men night after night and knowing you are being judged on size instead of talent by your audience isn't much to get excited about. Especially considering most of your audiences are drunk bachelorette parties. And yes, there is a certain degree of "fluffing" (self-induced, but not in the way you would imagine) before nearly every entrance from those cast members that are more "size oriented" in thinking. It used to drive me crazy! Don't get me wrong, I loved performing the show. It was a lot of fun, but sharing a dressing room with 7 other naked queens can be quite exasperating at times.
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Posted: 5/3/04 at 5:38pm
my god! mr. matt was a naked boy????? but more importantly...you sing? 
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
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Posted: 5/3/04 at 5:53pmYes and hell yes. I was in the Chicago cast for about a year.
DofB5
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/12/03
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Posted: 5/3/04 at 7:41pm
Errrr I had a question but on second thought I'm not sure I want to know.
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Posted: 5/3/04 at 7:53pmLOL Once you've performed naked countless times, questions aren't a problem, but you can PM me if you want.
DofB5
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/12/03
iflitifloat
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/10/03
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Posted: 5/3/04 at 10:35pm
Fluffing? New word for me, but I get the gist.
And Mr. Matt! I am seeing you in a whole new light. A Naked Boy. Who knew!
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Posted: 5/3/04 at 10:48pmYeah, I'm sure impressed! Both by your talent and that you must look pretty good to make the cut. (oops, did I say that?)
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Posted: 5/3/04 at 11:15pmI'd be in NAKED BOYS SINGING if they wanted me to be, but it would only be to piss my dad off. But, it would piss him off a lot more if I did Frank 'N' Furter in THE ROCKY HORROR SHOW. But, running around on stage completely in the buff would be a thrill! It's on my list of things to do before I die.
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Posted: 5/3/04 at 11:16pmGood for you CATS! Woohoo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"I broke the boundaries. It wasn't cool to be in plays- especially if you were in sports & I was in both." - Ashton Kutcher
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Posted: 5/3/04 at 11:37pmyes. attention is like sex to me.
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